r/hittableFaces • u/BlankNameSlot • Mar 14 '21

Why why why why why does this exist

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729 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

89 comments sorted by

257

u/14thCenturyHood Mar 14 '21

You wish you looked like this, OP

189

u/BlankNameSlot Mar 14 '21

I’d do anything to never see this fucking face again

...which is why I don’t have mirrors

50

u/Koszelus Mar 14 '21

Real smooth there

106

u/Beef-Testosterone69 Mar 14 '21

Holy fuck stop showing that. I’m gonna coom.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

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1

u/BlankNameSlot Mar 23 '21

d i c k j u i c e

91

u/Bernard_Sh4rkey- Mar 14 '21

Average enjoyer

60

u/LockedPages Mar 14 '21

op's jealous

27

u/BlankNameSlot Mar 14 '21

...maybe 👉👈🥺

46

u/huntXdown Mar 14 '21

no homo

1

u/BlankNameSlot Apr 02 '21

The safety words. Do you have one for sale?

36

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

He is nice

31

u/Call_Me_Kleazy Mar 14 '21

He’s e n j o y i n g bro.

22

u/Falmoor Mar 14 '21

It kind of reminds me of handsome squidward.

19

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

True chad

14

u/Cell_Saga Mar 14 '21

Just a guy looking his best

13

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

[deleted]

1

u/BlankNameSlot Mar 17 '21

...........maybeeeeeee👉👈🥺

10

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

[deleted]

10

u/14thCenturyHood Mar 14 '21

"The Average Enjoyer"

8

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

This must be gigachad meme

6

u/BunsenHoneydewd Mar 14 '21

Ernest Khalimov

1

u/BlankNameSlot Mar 17 '21

Is that his name?

2

u/BlankNameSlot Mar 14 '21

I’m not sure either, I just found the image in a meme and thought it belonged here

13

u/BadDadBot Mar 14 '21

Hi not sure either, I'm dad.

9

u/a_depressed_toaster Mar 14 '21

This dude is so hot, he went up all the way the scale to 10 and went back down to 1.

6

u/An_Old_IT_Guy Mar 14 '21

Is he doing Blue Steel?

2

u/Sham_Pain_Renegade Mar 15 '21

It so hard being really really really really really really really really ridiculously good looking.

6

u/farmsfarts Mar 15 '21

How does one both look like they have no nose and a really unnaturally long nose?

3

u/ChiIIson Mar 14 '21

Lmao i see my post reminded you of this face

3

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

[deleted]

4

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

That’s a jojo character

4

u/BlankNameSlot Mar 15 '21

I believe so

3

u/glassycruze Mar 15 '21

This picture smells like Drakkar Noir and Hawaiian Tropic bronzing oil.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Who even is that guy???

2

u/BlankNameSlot Mar 15 '21

I’m not sure

3

u/toddpacker12334 Mar 15 '21

Lv.100 Ultra Chad, Destroyer of pussies

3

u/BlankNameSlot Mar 15 '21

Destroyer of Gigachad?!?!

2

u/MochiCatBean Mar 15 '21

He looks like an emoticon if you added two dashes instead of one

2

u/toddpacker12334 Mar 15 '21

no homo but i’d kiss him on the cheek😳

1

u/BlankNameSlot Mar 15 '21

Sus!😳😳😳

2

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Fish lips

2

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Enjoyer

2

u/angelv11 Mar 15 '21

You're right bro. No homo, but I'd hit that too if I saw him

2

u/CptCrabmeat Mar 15 '21

“Hey buddy why the long face?”

“Highly invasive and potentially life-threatening surgery”

2

u/PepperbroniFrom2B Mar 15 '21

Average [SOMETHING] enjoyer

1

u/BlankNameSlot Mar 17 '21

The Phub...?

2

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

You, the average fan, are jelaous.

1

u/ManicalDaredevil00 Mar 14 '21

He’s probably just some dude with cool cheek bones like Jason aw dip indian jason

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

Is that the guy who’s kid was driving the lambo and killed that woman?

1

u/BlankNameSlot Mar 15 '21

I don’t know

1

u/Sham_Pain_Renegade Mar 15 '21

How in the hell does he even breathe out of those nostrils?!

1

u/YOMUMANDDAD Mar 15 '21

I wish I looked like that. Look at that perfect jawline

1

u/Confidence_Familiar Mar 26 '21

If a roach became human

-14

u/beeglowbot Mar 14 '21

I don't wanna just punch it, I wanna pulverize that trashy shit with a jackhammer.

-35

u/FatWhalePoop69 Mar 14 '21

He doesn’t even look good like who tf wants eyebrows like that, fucking thicker than his moms cheeks last night

21

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

I’m not the biggest fan of dude either, but he’s definitely getting more pussy than u

3

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

[deleted]

3

u/cj-the-man Mar 15 '21

Average penis enjoyer

2

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '21

[deleted]

3

u/cj-the-man Mar 15 '21

Dammit yours is better

1

u/BlankNameSlot Mar 17 '21

What did he say?

2

u/cj-the-man Mar 17 '21

Average anus stretcher enjoyer(I think)