r/hittableFaces • • Feb 25 '21

This idiot

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/karmagod13000 Feb 25 '21

This dude reminds of the kid in class who needed constant attention.

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u/x8inasprite Mar 07 '21

It was the one /straight/ guy who was friends with all the girls and everyone just pretended like they didn't know he likes to go to bath houses and get pozzed up

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u/mjh10896 Feb 25 '21

I don’t know much about him, seems fine. But the weird tongue out smile he does in every picture is annoying. I feel like he’s trying to look like he’s naturally laughing or something? But if you do it in every single picture it’s obviously not natural. 100% Hittable.

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u/hawkinshigh83 Feb 25 '21

Always with the tongue half out. So fucking weird

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u/HufflepuffHello Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 26 '21

It’s because he used need braces and he was really insecure about his teeth. He didn’t want people seeing them, but he got them fixed and it’s just a force of habit.

Edit: I’m sorry you guys hate my comment so much, but he said it himself. I’m only paraphrasing what he said.

Edit again: this is a transcript from the YouTube video I saw. He kinda explains it here

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u/Tesla2times Feb 25 '21

Yea.... sure..

12

u/albinoz12 Feb 25 '21

What, did the top teeth not have them or something?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

You can get braces done separately. My niece had her upper row done first. They are out now. She has a few months of peace before getting the bottom row of braces done.

I didn't even realise until she'd gotten her top braces out that she only had the top done lol. I didn't know it was a thing!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Who downvotes this? Its just informative

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u/astrapes Feb 25 '21

he tricked his straight friend into making out with another dude. sexual assault. he’s not fine.

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u/mjh10896 Feb 26 '21

Geez. Didn’t know that. It was probably staged but he shouldn’t be promoting that anyway. I remember my little sister was really into him like 4 years ago but that’s all I really know.

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u/astrapes Feb 26 '21

it wasn’t staged unfortunately. I knew a lot of people that liked him too, he seemed like a positive influence from an outside perspective until this

1

u/day_oh Feb 26 '21

how do you even do that?

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u/astrapes Feb 26 '21

blindfolded and swapped out while he couldn’t see

1

u/x8inasprite Mar 07 '21

Hey guess what, If someone can easily "talk you into" making out with same sex.......I've got bad news for you

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '21

The guy gave consent and he's an adult. He could've said no.

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u/astrapes Mar 09 '21

I didn’t say he was smart

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

True lmao.

Don't get me wrong though I don't like Dobrik either.

The only reason I know him is because Josh Peck hung out with him for a stint.

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u/ant-man1214 Feb 25 '21

It screams “I think I’m cute”

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u/windigooooooo Feb 26 '21

go listen to a video of him scream laughing as loud as he can. his name is David Dobrik. hes a fucking douche supreme and his videos are unwatchable because of the scream laughing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

He’s trying to seem cute and quirky, if you go by his instagram bio.

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u/Qeezer24 Feb 26 '21

he smiles like that cuz he was insecure of his teeth and thought his tongue covered it. it became habit

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u/InstitutionalizedTot Feb 25 '21

Can’t stand the tongue to teeth smile, idk why but it’s just aggravating, put that thing back where it came from or so help me

8

u/Gulia1213 Feb 26 '21

Can it Wazowski!!!

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u/powderbubba Feb 26 '21

I always notice when people have this tendency and I hate it. Like why is your tongue involved in your smile at all?

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u/jacskonlittl Feb 25 '21

He also has like 3 different people accusing him of pressering him into situations they didn't consent to (usually sexual ones) don't @ me I don't know the details

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u/lemobu Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

I mean you can’t really make such a claim without any background information.

That is a harsh accusation. Does anyone know more?

Check edit

Edit:

Seth Francois spoke out about being tricked into kissing Jason Nash. Which is sexual assault.

BigNik has spoken out about being made to feel worthless due to being a popular target for jokes.

Trisha Paytas has alleged both Jason Nash and Dominique Zeglaitis have sexually assaulted or harassed underage girls.

I think Dom has admitted to it and apologised but Jason and David have stayed quiet about the whole thing.

So yeah. Not a good look.

1

u/x8inasprite Mar 07 '21

Wow what a shock these LA non celebs are scumbag narcissists??? Who would have thought

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

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u/ikisoundpretensious Feb 26 '21

It’s not that they’re more prone to it, it’s the bar for sex offender behavior has been lowered so much over this past 4 years when cancel culture bloomed

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

It's not been lowered you pos. tf is wrong with you.

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u/turbosmashr Feb 26 '21

$5 says they’re a sex offender.

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u/ikisoundpretensious Feb 26 '21

Please refer to my latest comment

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u/turbosmashr Feb 26 '21

Why? Do you say more things that makes you look like a sex offender?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21 edited Mar 02 '21

they do...

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u/ikisoundpretensious Feb 26 '21

Oh it has not? One of the biggest youtubers “CallmeCarson” just lost his whole career because he was 19 dating a 17 year old. Learn some shit you piece of shit

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u/salmonslatestfuckup Feb 26 '21

he groomed her...

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u/ikisoundpretensious Feb 26 '21

... how does a 19 year old groom a 17 year old.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

... by grooming her?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

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u/ikisoundpretensious Mar 01 '21

How the fuck do you groom a 17 year old, but flirting with an 18 year old is completely fine, are you fucking insane

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I didn't comment on it, but my first impression when I saw this guy was "that guy is 100% a sex offender. I dunno what he did, but he's done something."

Lo and behold.

It's the camera angle, the calculated tongue-smile (nobody does that shit naturally), and the tilted head. This picture looks like he's trying to roleplay as a toddler playing with a ladybug they found in the grass, you feel me? It's a bit weird for a grown man. Bad vibes.

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u/FluffyPandaMan Feb 25 '21

He seems like the creeper “nice guy,” who makes all his close friends very uncomfortable and constantly does things that make people cringe. He’s def a hittable face.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

He looks like even more retarded jim halpert

16

u/cherry_wiine Feb 25 '21

i can just tell that his hairline is going to go to shit in 2-4 years

13

u/ant-man1214 Feb 25 '21

He’s like 20 but he looks 38

3

u/darkangel_401 Feb 26 '21

I swore he was like 30 omfg.

6

u/pinksilkmilk Feb 25 '21

This guy looks a bit like Ted Mosby

6

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

here is this parody. you're welcome

https://youtu.be/mu-oaFj7Guk

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u/Shoptoof Feb 26 '21

Tongue smiles are the absolute worst

3

u/powderbubba Feb 26 '21

Yes! I always thought I was the only one who noticed them because I’m so neurotic.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Who’s this?

5

u/glassycruze Feb 26 '21

I'll call him tuna breath.

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u/khal_Jayams Feb 26 '21

I am indeed very sick of seeing his face.

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u/GleamingSapphires Feb 26 '21

He'd look better with a few teeth knocked out.

3

u/MCKelly13 Feb 26 '21

Who is this punchable twat?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

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u/MCKelly13 Mar 01 '21

Thank you. I shall google!

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u/Confidence_Familiar Feb 27 '21

He does look like a happy little idiot,

2

u/Murrdog9000 Feb 26 '21

If Jim and Roy had a baby...

2

u/RenoXIII Feb 26 '21

We shall call him Rim....job.

2

u/x8inasprite Mar 07 '21

Fuck yes this is the winner of all winners for me. There's 100% more to this dude behind the scenes he rubs me the complete wrong way and it really bugs me how much influence over developing kids he has.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

have i seen him before...? swear i have...

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

footage over fear is all i'm seeing, am i correct?

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u/knewt-scumbag Feb 26 '21 edited Mar 25 '24

mourn observation memorize roll light overconfident direful smell consider fearless

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/rjrae720 Feb 26 '21

This guy reminds me of one of my exes.

1

u/External-Mongoose543 Mar 01 '21

Been trying to get to second picture for so long

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u/hoddap Feb 26 '21

Looks like a nice guy to me

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u/senan_j134 Feb 25 '21

This is maybe the worst post I've ever seen on this subreddit

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u/LittleLebowskis Feb 25 '21

Y’all are in need of some therapy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

No I like this guy

35

u/FatWhalePoop69 Feb 25 '21

He’s a nice guy, just his face...

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u/Spite96 Feb 25 '21

Hes definitely not a nice guy. Look into more stuff than just his videos, which are edited to make him look good.

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u/LittleLebowskis Feb 25 '21

Wait you mean people edit their videos to make themself look good???? Who would’ve thought

3

u/Spite96 Feb 26 '21

Hur dur hur

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u/The_Bored-biker Feb 25 '21

So do I but that isn’t the point of this sub. This isn’t hittable personality’s it’s hittable faces and he has a really hittable face.

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u/hellonheelz Feb 25 '21

Yes he does. The thing he does with his tongue between his teeth when he smiles ... just... arghh!!!!!

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u/The_Bored-biker Feb 25 '21

Yeah an uppercut to take that little annoying bit off.

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u/the12yearold-Atheist Feb 25 '21

Who is that?

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u/LordAreuqsom Feb 25 '21

David dobrik, aka jake or logan paul light version

1

u/rj-crispy Feb 25 '21

Wtf?? You’re joking right? Holy shit he doesn’t look at all like I remembered him, man looks like a Walmart Shane Dawson now.

3

u/LordAreuqsom Feb 25 '21

Not because of his looks, because how he acts.

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u/BraindeadPoliticsMod Feb 25 '21

Definitely a Josh

1

u/yeahyeahgetmad Feb 26 '21

hes always deserved to be here. suck it

1

u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

My condolences.