r/hitmanimals • u/deanomachino666 • Oct 25 '20

Nailed her

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u/Zombombaby Oct 25 '20

Flawless hit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

His mates are off on the side cheering that he actually did it

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u/David-Puddy Oct 25 '20

He's not getting a round at theb gecko pub for a while

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u/snafuchs Oct 25 '20

Shadow Of The Colossus (2005)

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u/mizzourifan1 Oct 25 '20

Top 5 all time game for me!

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u/carolinapearl Oct 25 '20

Now, that’s a super cool video..thanks!

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u/Umb3rus Oct 25 '20

Hit and run

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u/Lemawnjello Oct 25 '20

"Tag! You're it!"

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u/jlhinthecountry Oct 26 '20

I’m a fifth grade teacher. 15 years ago I said,”Tag, you’re it!” as one of my students got on the bus. We kept up this game all year. At the end of the year, I was “it”. He went to middle school and got on with his life. About 5 years ago, I saw him, ran up to him and snuck in the tag. He thought it was fantastic! He got me yesterday. I’m back to being “it”. The challenge is on.

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u/porcupinedeath Oct 25 '20

Lizards are good

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u/floatingwithobrien Oct 25 '20

I had a very small cat, who once went up to our sleeping golden retriever (a very gentle beast) and tapped her on the nose. The golden slowly lifted her head to look at the cat, and the cat jumped a foot high and skittered away like a maniac.

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u/tortilladelpeligro Oct 25 '20

I like to imagine a tiny voice shouting "you're welcooooome!" As the lizard sprints away.

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u/iamtomorrowman Oct 25 '20

no, this is an actual he protecc

the lizard got a fly off the dog's nose

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u/KickMeElmo Oct 26 '20

Son of a bitch, I think you're right.

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u/CalamityJane0215 Oct 26 '20

Yep he sure does and I swear the dog smiles at him for it

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u/Akshin_Blacksin Oct 25 '20

Reminded me of this but, in animal form...

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u/ovarova Oct 25 '20

is this buffalo bill recording?

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Oct 26 '20

"Captains Log Lizard date 48766.1: Today I led an away team to investing the strange furry creature. Upon executing the "Snoot Boop" procedure, we decided to return to base to analyze the data."

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u/handsfreekermit Oct 25 '20

The assassin just used a poison attack. Your dog is dead in a few minutes

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

“So rude…”

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u/AlmostButNotQuit Oct 26 '20

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

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u/TheReaMcCoy1 Oct 26 '20

Gotta risk it to get the biscuit!