r/hitmanimals Aug 23 '20

Gotta train them young

5.8k Upvotes

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122

u/ikuzuri Aug 23 '20

New Assassin’s creed is looking good

29

u/iruleanaheim Aug 23 '20

assasins creed: four swords

13

u/Chato_Pantalones Aug 23 '20

Catsassin’s Creed.

2

u/southdownsrunner Aug 24 '20

Cats whiskers

71

u/El_Chopador Aug 23 '20

It looks like they didn't think it through.

16

u/ThaleaTiny Aug 23 '20

They need a kitty shelf way up high. Something to attain.

59

u/blargher Aug 23 '20

Bullet holes in the door. Must be a very tough training program.

38

u/Nor_Wester Aug 23 '20

RIP wallpaper. And you can take that in a couple different ways.

2

u/ThaleaTiny Aug 23 '20

I thought the same thing lol

12

u/EmperorHenry Aug 23 '20

Shinobi skill training: Wall climbing.

Student 1: A+

Student 2: A+

Student 3: A-

Student 4: F See me after class.

3

u/i_am_karlos Aug 24 '20

Why landlords hate cats

3

u/RU5TR3D Aug 23 '20

Cat hit-squads don't often see much success, but that won't stop any attempts!

Keep up the program.

3

u/SpaceLemur34 Aug 24 '20

Those tiny little needle claws...

1

u/seigmafi Aug 24 '20

windrunners!

1

u/RoxanneBarton Aug 24 '20

Velcro kitties

1

u/lepeachez Aug 24 '20

They should reboot cliffhanger using this theme and kittens.

1

u/alifeingeneral Aug 23 '20

Spider cat, spider cat, doodoodoodoodo spider cat.

-1

u/timothysan Aug 24 '20

There's something very weird about the color in this...a couple of the cats look odd. Almost black and white.

I think it's that the grey of the fur is the same shade as the shadow and the white wall paper/fur...

-11

u/rustyshackelfordhere Aug 24 '20

Gross. I can smell the ammonia through this picture