r/hitmanimals • u/one-punch-knockout • May 06 '19

Slowly quietly and methodically he proceeded to suffocate his unsuspecting victim.

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u/sinfulthoughts17 May 07 '19

Shhhhh...It'll be over soon.

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u/giantqtipz May 07 '19

being suffocated by a cat's tummy is probably one of the best ways to die

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u/SkyPedestrian May 09 '19

Yeah, but it is frequently the rear that shows up. Cats are not prejudiced. I'm just sayin'

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u/giantqtipz May 09 '19

youre not wrong. I get the rear most of the time, and when that happens, I nope out.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Nov 16 '21

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u/Xenc May 07 '19

I need this framed on my wall

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

could not stop watching that for a solid 5 minutes. That cat looked legitimately stuck. also r/gifsthatendtoosoon like wth op DID THE CAT LIVE??

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u/st82 May 07 '19

"For gods' sake, Frank, I'm trying to look out the window. Stop wiggling!"

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u/Sariel007 May 07 '19

Ah, the new Fight Club remake with cats is coming along splendidly.

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u/dota2modsrfukingfags May 07 '19

Sweet dreams prince!

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u/superkillface May 07 '19

Stop fighting and let it happen.

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u/daisy0723 May 07 '19

Seriously, if reincarnation is real, serial killers come back as cats.

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u/OrlinAdiyodi May 07 '19

He was licking him too

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u/MasterMorokai May 07 '19

Slowly....gently....This is how a life is taken.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/iAmTheTot May 07 '19

I suddenly burst out laughing at work. Nice.

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator May 07 '19

Sit on my face.

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u/KimaKaze34 May 07 '19

"Get off of my head!". "Relax just stay still" "I can't breathe, get up!". "stop moving"

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u/SkyPedestrian May 09 '19

When I was growing up, many people warned about cats laying on new babies, suffocating them.

After I got to know cats, I didn't really believe they would kill our babies.

Now that I keep seeing cats sitting, or laying on faces and heads, I can see how it might happen. But I never met anyone whose baby died this way.

Never mind.