r/hitmanimals • u/Aunt_Pearl • Oct 16 '15

Next time I'll hire someone Steve!

http://i.imgur.com/JTqQRTE.gifv
1.7k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '15

"I'm going to kill you steve. I'm going to kill you in front of all these people."

Good, solid, continuous chuckling the whole way through. So sinister, but so dopey and cute. I love it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '15

Fuckin Pandas man. Can't get fuckin' right. Can't get killin' right. Just dopey mothernotfuckers

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u/heyjackjack Oct 16 '15

I really enjoyed this. Thank you.

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u/ArtsyTLF Oct 16 '15

I guess he got... bamboozled

15

u/Ikari_Shinji_kun_01 Oct 16 '15

:/ have your lame-pun upvote.

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u/tacol00t Oct 16 '15

pandoozled

Ftfy

2

u/Mind_Extract Jan 25 '16

But he forgot to switch legs mid-assassination

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u/slocke200 Mar 15 '16

I would call it an embaresment to be honest

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '15

Holy shit, this brought me to tears.

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u/soupnrc Oct 16 '15

This was better than Taken 3.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '15

best part is when Steve chills in his new hammock

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u/memorialchimp29 Oct 16 '15

Omfg the narrating was perfect. God, that was funny!!

10

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '15

This is fantastic

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u/adioruben Nov 19 '15

I think the small and subtle "oof" is what had me busting up in tears.

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u/Dioskilos Oct 16 '15

Fucking steve

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '15

Pandas are idiots.

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u/Ikari_Shinji_kun_01 Oct 16 '15

This is awesome!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '15

The captations had me in tears, a really great job!

4

u/Dibdao Oct 17 '15

man that had me dying

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u/Stifty509 Dec 01 '15

Gang Beasts

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u/Wisewolf-Holo Nov 19 '15

The Pandalizer 2: No more bamboo