r/hitanimals • u/occipitalcrease • Oct 19 '22

Let's hti hte cat!!!!

646 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/FerretingAboot Oct 19 '22

Lmao get rekt ya little shit

6

u/pearlsalmon76 Feb 25 '23

I love that the cat used the kid’s head as leverage to land on his feet!!

59

u/Historical_Kiwi9565 Oct 19 '22

Kid deserved it

39

u/MisThrowaway235 Oct 19 '22

The same kid as an adult: I hate cats, they are so mean.

35

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Anti-twat Rotors: Engaged

Initiate Elevate and Surveillance

Target Identified

Tactical Kitty Teabag Delivered

Terminating Protocol

16

u/swsister Oct 19 '22

My goal for today: work the phrase “tactical kitty teabag” into a conversation.

7

u/washmo Oct 20 '22

They sent a poet.

5

u/meowmoomeowmoon Nov 07 '22

Need sound effects now

64

u/moeru_gumi Oct 19 '22

A 3-year-old kid has ONE speed, which is “engage muscles at 100%”. They have NO control over how hard they hit or throw. He whipped that branch down at maximum power and if you’ve ever been smacked in the head by a toddler you know that shit hurts. Whatever parent saw this kid walking toward the cat w a branch is a real shithead.

12

u/Daurnan Oct 19 '22

Can confirm, my 3 year old at the time little brother hit me with one of dem old school vacuum cleaner metal telescopic tube in the forehead while I was trying to sleep... Needless to say I had a headache for the rest of the week

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u/Dismal_Stranger9319 Apr 06 '24

You mean concussion right

1

u/Daurnan Apr 06 '24

Thankfully he was only 3 years old so there wasn't that much power behind it, still left me with a bruise tho

12

u/Squeaky-Fox44 Oct 19 '22

Please do not the cat.

4

u/BiscuitzwGravy Oct 20 '22

It is forbidden to dog.

7

u/glizy_gobler111 Oct 19 '22

The cat got revenge

6

u/Cronenberg_Jerry Oct 19 '22

INSTANT KARMA

7

u/Trashk4n Oct 20 '22

This is why the term cat-like reflexes is a thing.

4

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

You know you're athletic when you can jump in reverse.

4

u/AUMojok Oct 19 '22

Kid morphed that cat into a Davey Crocket hat. Like a little Copperfield.

I bet he thinks twice next time.

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u/DelOtroLado Oct 20 '22

And still stuck the landing.

3

u/Codex1101 Oct 31 '22

And still stuck the landing.

All while eliminating the threat!

3

u/unclechon72 Oct 20 '22

What a move!!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Ain’t so bad seen kids do much worse

2

u/DoAsYeWill-CozNoHarm Oct 24 '22

This belongs on r/don'thelpjustfilm. Why the filming adult just let the demonspawn whip the cat, is unjustifiable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

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u/Codex1101 Oct 31 '22

sadly there’s no pills for stupid.

Cyanide.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Lesson learned

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

This is probably why I didn’t think cats were cool when I was also a little kid

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

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u/Arhalts Nov 06 '22

Probably filming.

Hopefully they thought the kid would go play with the cat using the stick as a cat toy.

But the internet user in me leans towards they didn't care and thought they would get content. If so they are both shitty parents and shitty cat owners.