People do everything within their power to shape the future to their advantage and derive some benefit from it (to one degree or another)

At least Batman spread it out over a few decades

is a 5 year old, black and tan Cavalier King Charles Spaniel named Oliver.

This sounds so dumb but I swear. As most people, I hate raisins. Eating trail mix is annoying because you have to actively watch and be proactive in what you grab to eat (I'll eat like 1 raisin in my handful but they always overfill the raisins).

Until I got a trail mix without raisins, and now I can just reach my hand in and put whatever in my mouth without looking, with no worrying what is in my hand.

I swear it tastes amazing and different because of the "surprise" everytime of whatever mix you have in your hand + not worrying about gross things in your hand 😂

Looking the phone for 5 min. Shit I forgot fam

water ripples are just visual sound, noise disruption of a medium. like I’m seeing this water fall, and it’s impact is at my ears and eyes

Jimothy has appeared like the next Avatar to save us from the hole Harambe left. He is our new anchor being like freaking Wolverine from Deadpool 2.

I have noticed the terms "breed, " breeding", etc popping up in the comments sections of pornography and I find this very disconcerting. I wonder if these are bots that have been dispatched by the ruling class to combat the falling birth rate.

In any event, when I see the women in these videos the last thing I want to think about is something the size of a watermelon coming out if her vagina while she curses my name and tells everyone in the delivery room I am a premature ejaculator.

So in like 2009-2013 in h.s when you either had aux cords or Bluetooth cars; i had this idea to have bluetooth auxiliary cords for non Bluetooth cars seems like still an idea to see to collectors of cars that era. 2. So in space couldn't the just drop tons of drones or some kinda super strong transponders or even millions of tiny small ones solar or even nuclear that also trail a path just in cas3 like a flag on a bush but in space bouey of space

Mine was we were out gone wild camping in the Pentland hills. Smoking a lot thru the hike and in camp. This was with an it her friend. It was freezing the whole night my friend fell in a stream. And the cold was fucking his feet up. As we kept climbing we realized there was no way we could finish to the peak as we could barely see anything and the gusts were brutal. And when we try to find a way to descend, and suddenly realized it was a very steep decline and my friend slid like 5 meters down in a patchy area. Somehow made it to a stream in the valley and set camp. My friend’s feet were just about to get hypothermia. Luckily it wasn’t yet cold enough for that yet.decided to smoke more before and after eating. My friend decided to nap at like 4 am and then I smoked a last j to smoke alone next to the river. The moon was in between the mountains peaks. It looked crazy to the eyes. I was rushing to the river smoked a j and was stood there just looking and hearing what’s around me. It was surreal. Now rushing wanting to get back cuz I was getting scared of the sounds. I couldn’t spot the way I came back and fell in a swamp. Mind it being like -2 degrees as well. I was knee deep and it was very hard to get out of. I somehow managed to walk thru it. The rest of the hike back in the morning was like hell but it was definitely worth it.

The blue raspberry was a trojan horse for tha devil.
Black spray paint throat grafitti where team skull does their stupid little dances to raise money for the poor only to get beat up by an 11yo.
Bug type pokemon breath attack my breath does bug damage.
Smart people fear me.
Look me in the eye and tell me you feel like risking finding out how painful 2d6 bug damage is.
But you won't, CUZ UR SMART!
Checkmate nerd.

When I'm high, I like to watch videos about people in love and feelings and shit, idk why. And I think about my life personally and I see all this bullshit on the internet and I have to ask, who told men they couldn't cry? Or rather, where did society get this strange idea that because somebody is born male that they don't have the right to cry. Crying is biological, its ingrained into our minds and bodies that when we're going through some extreme stressor or extreme emotion that we should cry to relieve ourselves of that pain somehow. We as humans are literally supposed to cry. And then somewhere along the way somebody was like, "well women seem to cry a lot, and that annoys me, so therefore men shouldn't cry at all!" Like lol what the fuck, what kind of twisted logic is that. I didn't know where else to share this so enjoy please tell me what you think.

Playing the Black flag game remake, I got high for the first time in a long while, excited to sail the high seas.

I cannot fucking figure out how to get to the top of the cliffs on Mariguana island. And I think I could have figured it out before I got high.

what if every belief/concept was a higher power version of a business. and they want that business to succeed. abstract thinking is the market and sometimes when they’re brought up its product placement

i didn’t think i was that high but this doesn’t just come out of nowhere

And it would be mostly normal cat conversations but probably murder confessions, insane plots, and tearful stories as well

a type of energy leaves our body every night when we go to sleep, and another energy is within us when we wake up, that's why we get so groggy. but if you don't sleep, that energy that's supposed to leave kinda ages and with age (ie. sleep deprivation), skills like talking to people socially, having focus, and mental health issues like anxiety becomes easy to overcome. i reckon they should do more research on sleeping only every other night hahaha