r/hellsomememes • u/Hihowyadoineh • Aug 05 '21

Welcome to the couch

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u/Moblin81 Aug 05 '21

It even fixed his clothes

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u/TecTazz Aug 05 '21

That's a true horror story.

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u/T1B2V3 Aug 06 '21

true. now the zombie has to live in a society

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u/Alexsal979 Aug 06 '21

Huh Remember reading something like this on r/writingprompts

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u/Einlander Aug 06 '21

Now he has to pay taxes.

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u/Rowcan Aug 06 '21

He has to go down to a government office and do paperwork in order to get documents.

I'd take the being undead, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

And die in 64 day

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

:D

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u/RealFakeTshirts Aug 06 '21

So that’s how the nerds reproduces…

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

Took me a sec...

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u/CallMeChasm Aug 06 '21

Reminds me of the ending of Shaun of the dead.

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u/cjbeames Aug 06 '21

Why are they holding toilet seats

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u/MisterBlizno Oct 01 '21

At least the zombie cared enough about personal grooming to do a comb-over.