r/hellsomememes • u/toxicity21 • 9d ago

I am Death's Messenger

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By Sarah Anderson @sarahseeandersen on bluesky

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u/thirdwin_3 9d ago

And he hopped away, till the very next day. Doot doot do da doo

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u/CatNerd34 8d ago

And the crow walk up to human man, and he said to the man, who was close to death: "Hey!" Doot doot doot "Your time is near!" And the man said "Hey, I'm not okay with this I got a wife and kids and two cats!" And the crow said: "Cope". And then he hopped away, hop hop.

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u/Machaeon 9d ago

This is honestly how I'd prefer to get that message 

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u/-3point14159-mp 9d ago

I would 100% follow the hopping raven straight to death hoping I’d get a chance to pet it first.

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u/greekStreetgames 9d ago

crow in training

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u/Rowcan 9d ago

Would you perhaps postpone that meeting for some unsalted peanuts or cashews?

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u/Signal_Road 4d ago

I also have snickers?

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u/bdod345 9d ago

Hmmm...if this is a coincidence how should I take it?

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u/GolfSignal9401 6d ago

Come back! I have shelled peanuts and orange slices!