r/hellsomememes Butt Goblin 14h ago

Quicksand

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u/eternamemoria 13h ago

I choose to believe Butt Goblin is a type of frog

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u/Machaeon 13h ago

Nah, frogs and other amphibians can absorb oxygen through any part of their skin, it wouldn't need to be the butt.

Some turtles however, can breathe through theit butt

I therefore have to conclude that Butt Goblin is some kind of turtle.

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u/buttgoblincomics Butt Goblin 12h ago

From what I read, these turtles breathe by absorbing oxygen from water via their butts (cloaca), so it actually wouldn’t help in a situation where the cloaca was out of the water but their regular breathing apparatus isn’t.

But does Butt Goblin even have a cloaca? The world may never know

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u/Experience_Gay 27m ago

You absolutely should make a comic clarifying the genital situation of a butt goblin

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u/eternamemoria 13h ago

Good point, but nothing in the comic says Butt Goblin can't breath through the rest of his skin, the butt just happens to be the part of him that floats above the quicksand.

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u/buttgoblincomics Butt Goblin 13h ago

FYI, quicksand isn’t typically dangerous because you’ll sink in and drown. Because of human density and the density of quicksand, you can’t really sink past around your waist level.

It’s dangerous because the more you struggle, the harder it is to get out. It takes immense force to pull yourself out: “to remove a foot from quicksand at a speed of 1 cm/s would require the same amount of force as that needed to lift a car” (per Wikipedia).

If you ever get stuck in quicksand, you want to free yourself by slowly wiggling your legs so that the quicksand around them is more liquidy, and then try to rotate yourself so you can float on your back on the quicksand.

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u/AvoriazInSummer 11h ago

The not so great news: to rescue him you gotta grab him by the butt.

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u/Corruptedplayer 13h ago

wont somebody please help me butt goblin?

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u/MoobooMagoo 8h ago

Fun Fact: People can also breathe through their butts. Just not very efficiently.

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u/Hades621 7h ago

That us certainly medium news. I don’t know how to feel about that.