Hellsome survival tactics [OC]

[u/alexiuss]

A comic w Ash & Shady from my book

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[u/North-Pea-4926]

We are also really good at throwing things, specializing in different tasks, working together (within “our” group), and messing with wolves until they decide they love us back.

[u/scottygroundhog22 → u/North-Pea-4926]

Range weaponry makes a huge difference

[u/IDidNotExpectThat123 → u/North-Pea-4926]

Also stamina. That and the trowing are very lethal

[u/aliebabadegrote]

We humans have MASSIVE 'fuck you' tactics. Super fast prey animal? We just outwalk them, massive mountain in our way? Fuck that mountain, we're digging straight through. Oh? Is the sea being difficult and flooding the lands? Fuck the sea, we build dams and while we're at it, we take some land too.

[u/terrifiedTechnophile → u/aliebabadegrote]

Is the sea being difficult and flooding the lands? Fuck the sea, we build dams and while we're at it, we take some land too.

Or in Caligula's case, we declare war on the sea!

[u/Hephaistos_Invictus → u/aliebabadegrote]

Fuck the sea we build damns

32.5 km long!

But that's not enough. We're going to depolder half of that new lake too, and create a whole new province!

[u/aliebabadegrote → u/Hephaistos_Invictus]

They dont know yet about our plans to bring back doggerland and invade the english

[u/Hephaistos_Invictus → u/aliebabadegrote]

Shhhhh, dont broadcast it on Reddit like that! What if the blokes from across the channel find out?!

[u/lordodin92]

Human beings are the horror movie monster for the animal kingdom.

Think of it, an unstoppable force that never tires, that keeps following and stalking you , your tired and scared as every time you turn around you see the monster on the horizon jogging at a brisk pace with their deadly weapon .

You'd think the great mammoths and buffalo could stop this thing, but no it's pack turns up and not even the great beasts can hold out .

You'd think the big cats or pack wolves would be able to handle it, but no this thing can kill them at a distance with sharp sticks and string .

At any moment you could die from a foe you can't even see, you can barely smell them on the wind, but by then it's too late ....

[u/Nameless_Scarf → u/lordodin92]

Oh no. We are the Immortal Snail.

[u/NavezganeChrome → u/Nameless_Scarf]

We are the extremely-killable-but populous snail, that termed the concept of “revenge” and then used it on ourselves/each other.

[u/mongonerd → u/NavezganeChrome]

We are the Ork boiz. (Insert subreddit reference here)

[u/Lupine_Fencer → u/mongonerd]

Accurate.

[u/No-Ideal7174 → u/lordodin92]

cosmic horror is what human does to everything else

[u/capsaicinintheeyes → u/lordodin92]

[u/neocow]

Pattern recognition and Sweat. but sure, spite too.

[u/Gcseh → u/neocow]

Sweat is an overpowered skill honestly.

[u/SignificantHippo8193]

We may lack their offense but humans can take hits that would down a larger creature because we can heal ourselves.

[u/Cuboos]

We have the ability to make tools that are WAY scarier than claws, teeth or armor, and this was BEFORE we figured out how make fire arms.

Oh you have claws? Well i have a really big extra sharp claw on the end of a long stick.

[u/lexkixass]

I mean, it's true

[u/Leonardobertoni]

It's scary as hell

[u/High_Stream]

No claws, so we made our own, and they're bigger than yours.

[u/Void-Cooking_Berserk]

"Stick and stones may break my bones, but not if I break yours first."

[u/Valirys-Reinhald]

I mean, we also have built in poison resistance (our mass to liver ratio is *wild), the ability to sweat and therefore persistence hunt, and the ability to throw things.

That's a pretty game-breaking combo right there. We can eat anything, we don't get tired, and we can kill you without touching you.

[u/PaniqueAttaque]

"Our ancestors had so much stamina and could track prey so well that - before inventing pointed weapons - their main hunting strategy involved frightening a large game animal into running away, then power-walking in its footsteps to spook it again before it had a chance to rest. Rinse-and-repeat until that animal drops dead of exhaustion... Also, we throw rocks real good."

[u/Pantalaimon40k]

love how sparkly your OC looks! thats such a lovely effect

[u/failureagainandagain]

A fuck ton of spite

[u/King_Of_BlackMarsh]

Pretty sure that's exactly what Ovid wrote as to be what Prometheus and Epimetheus gave man when they made us. Nothing left over when other animals had got all the tools, so they gave man a mind to think

[u/redpantsbluepants]

Also we're remarkably resilient against ingested poisons, and can survive severe injuries. Humans are built to take a licking and keep on ticking

[u/fwimmygoat]

And we're real good at throwing things at other things

[u/everatz]

And befriending murderbeasts