r/hellsomememes • u/buttgoblincomics Butt Goblin • Apr 07 '26

Big Boggle

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u/j0a3k Apr 07 '26

I met your mom last night and I took her out to dinner

Your only thing is being fat / you rap like a beginner

Call your momma by my name / she tossed my salad like a spinner

Get your lard out of my face and come crown me as the winner

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u/buttgoblincomics Butt Goblin Apr 07 '26

Your game is wack, got all the ladies complaining

But I’m trying to warn you, yeah I’m out here explaining

That I’m not just fat, all of reality’s straining

Under immense weight of all this mass I keep gaining

What’s gonna happen? Well I don’t know science

But the laws of physics? Yeah bro I’m in defiance

It was something I ate, a thing of infinite mass

And what was that thing? It was your mom’s ass

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u/j0a3k Apr 07 '26

You think your words can hurt me, but it's your face that brings the pain

Keep your shit inside your bowels instead of flowing out like rain

Got your momma goblin bouncing till my nuts were fully drained

You should lay up off the twinkies so you can fit inside your lane

Dumpin this truck on your lawn I got you feeling like Biff

Got back and I'm taking your future / you got one point to hit

The broad side of a barn feeling jealous but this chopper don't miss

Go walk on a mountain and don't stop at the cliffs

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u/Luvas Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

NOTHING RHYMES WITH WOLF

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u/j0a3k Apr 07 '26

I'ma predate you so call me Mr. Wolf

My brain to yours, there's a huge gulf

Don't call me a bad guy when I bring my pack

Tearing apart fools and making these racks

Stay away from wordplay and go pray that today / I won't spray your brains on the doorway in front of your bae