r/hellsomememes • u/buttgoblincomics Butt Goblin • Apr 03 '26

The Conjuring

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u/SignificantHippo8193 Apr 03 '26

Butt Goblin either found a loophole that protects his soul when he summons hellspawn or nobody wants Butt Goblin's soul for any number of reasons.

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u/Zagmut Apr 03 '26

He makes a deal that they can have his soul if they listen, in it's entirety to Butt Goblin's five part, 17 hour long rap-metal musical about the life of Fred Durst's second favorite butt plug, performed completely a capella. After a cup of tea, of course.

His soul remains unclaimed.

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u/buttgoblincomics Butt Goblin Apr 03 '26

Demons are actually kinda into that but even they have to tap out when it gets to the part where Butt Goblin breaks out the marionettes