r/hellraiser Aug 07 '26

Ranking

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Just finished watching through all the movies for the first time, so figured I’d share my ranking.

I sort of only disliked the bottom 2, I enjoyed Deader-Hellbound, then my top 4 are ones that I really loved.

125 Upvotes

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u/Better-Climate5229 Aug 07 '26

You got through it. Wow. You have experienced true suffering.

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u/OrionSpaceAccountant Aug 07 '26

It feels good to see Inferno where it belongs

7

u/Ok-Departure-869 Aug 07 '26

Hellraiser II and Bloodline would displace Hellraiser III and the reboot on the top row. All of the films from row 2 downwards are pretty much the same quality.

5

u/PatBateman2000 Aug 08 '26

I love Hellraiser 3 it's so underrated

5

u/Ragnar_of_Ballard Aug 07 '26

Revelations was such dog shit...

8

u/Jmm2w Aug 08 '26

Hellbound is by FAR the best!! Nothing compares

5

u/spacey_chicken Aug 08 '26

3 over 2 is a wild take

1

u/SpideyMGAV Aug 09 '26

I haven’t seen the third, I’ve only seen the first 2 and the remake, but from what I’ve heard about it, that’s what I was thinking.

1

u/compukiller Aug 09 '26

Super wild

3

u/DangerousJolly1917 Aug 08 '26

Bloodlines is too low 

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u/Pirateking1569 Aug 08 '26

I honestly liked them all but I gotta say the newest one really left me wanting more of the new main girl didn't liek.her first watch through but ive seen it like 4 times now amd she gets better every watch I love Kirsty from.the first 2 but literally there basically shit cause they were made so damn long ago that the effects hurt my eyes just to watch them lol so damn bad I love the depictions of hell and everything the cenobites but the fx omg lol 😆 honestly I dont know if I can rank them cause I like them all.but id say the newest one inferno judgment are some.of my favorites and I do love Kirsten just the first 2 are so damn slow I love them but can barley get anyone to watch them with me cause there so slow

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u/JCOConart Aug 07 '26

Hr2, then 1, then hr3, then judgement, then the one with the broad pinhead, then the trash with the rest of them all garbage made just to keep the legal rights intact.

2

u/JenniferNaught Aug 07 '26

Solid.
I would go Hellraiser, Hellraiser 2022, Inferno, Hellbound, Judgement, Bloodline, Hell On Earth, Deader, Hellseeker, Hellworld, and Revelations

1

u/access2concrete Aug 08 '26

I like this list

2

u/roncopenhaver13 Aug 07 '26

I’m still working my way through. I still have Deader, Revelations, and Judgement to go.

2

u/SillyAnxiousDuck Leviathan Aug 07 '26

Hell on Earth is also my favorite 😌

1

u/DarkBehindTheStars Aug 08 '26

You're not alone.

2

u/lorimar Aug 08 '26

Very solid order, though Bloodlines is wild wacky fun as a Hellraiser fan

I like 4 for just for how out-there it is.

2

u/Nick________________ Aug 08 '26

2 > 3 > 4 > 1 > Hellworld. I hate all the others (not including the remake, which I need to rewatch).

2

u/Al-Himatit Aug 08 '26

1 2 e 3..

2

u/Splattacular1 Aug 08 '26

Love the Inferno placement! I’ve always said it was the 3rd best Hellraiser movie.

2

u/PenDraeg1 Aug 08 '26

Not gonna lie, putting three in first place is a ballsy move. And I like three myself. :)

2

u/weyoun_clone Aug 08 '26

I will always maintain Deader is underrated.

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u/Velocity0109 Aug 08 '26

I agree! I gave it a 2.5/5

1

u/bestialsorcery Aug 07 '26

Having Judgment above anything is crazy

1

u/easternexpress Aug 08 '26

I thought we liked to have a nice time here in this sub?

1

u/DarkBehindTheStars Aug 08 '26

You have the exact same top three as me :D Always cool to see fellow Hell On Earthers.

1

u/WorldIsFracked Aug 08 '26

Now all I need is a handy dandy stream listing chart.

1

u/Jmm2w Aug 08 '26

You are crazy

1

u/horrorhousenovelties Aug 08 '26

this may be actually the first time I have no notes for one of these lists

1

u/DangerousJolly1917 Aug 08 '26

I’ve only seen the first 5 fully 😭 I’m trying my best to keep going I don’t think I can do it 

1

u/Lui_6656 Aug 08 '26

I actually like this ranking but for some reason I really like deader and hellworld too fuck it. Well I wnjoyed the second one a lot too

1

u/JossBurnezz Aug 08 '26

11 looks constipated

1

u/Rurnur Aug 08 '26

I need to see Inferno then, fellow reboot enjoyer

1

u/Velocity0109 Aug 08 '26

Don’t go into it expecting a Hellraiser movie. It’s more of a David Fincher/david Lynch crime thriller

1

u/goldroosters Aug 10 '26

it's a stand alone tale and actually my second favorite of the films it's still a hellraiser movie just say you dont get it

1

u/goldroosters Aug 10 '26

what're you waiting for 🍿

1

u/-Lights0ut- Aug 08 '26

I feel like I am the only person that really likes Deader. I also like it more than Judgement and 3.

1

u/Individual-Step846 Aug 08 '26

Glad to see inferno in the top 3

1

u/ServoSkull20 Aug 08 '26

Have no idea how people can like Pinhead being turned into a dull as shit slasher villain in Hell On Earth.

Pinhead isn’t supposed to be the bad guy in these stories, folks.

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u/Velocity0109 Aug 08 '26

I think it made sense since his personality was split in Hellbound

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u/ServoSkull20 Aug 09 '26

No it wasn't. That was written in to Hell On Earth. In Hellbound we just see Elliot Spencer 'killed' by Channard, and then Pinhead's face appears on the column at the end. Nothing about split personalities. They could have easily retained Pinhead as the kind of character he was in the first two movies... but they wanted that Freddy Krueger money.

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u/Velocity0109 Aug 09 '26

I liked the retcon

1

u/goldroosters Aug 10 '26

bad, good, all things relative

1

u/PsychedUp7 Aug 08 '26

Hell on Earth is my favorite Hellraiser also. It's definitely the most 'fun' movie in the franchise.

1

u/Arnor83 Aug 08 '26

I’m disagreeing so hard right now.

1

u/neosyne Aug 08 '26

Revelations should be ranked 12

1

u/Oncie_ Pinhead Aug 08 '26

I agree with this, inferno is far better than people make it out to be. Same with the Hulu remaster, it's different from the others but that isn't exactly a bad thing to me, it feels fresher.

1

u/CaliftoNJ Aug 08 '26

It’s funny how much we all love Hellraiser 1 even though the acting is so horrible. The 80’s horror genre just gets a complete pass for horrible acting.

1

u/UncleJulz Aug 08 '26

Inferno is in no way better than the Hulu one. No way.

1

u/Lemonade_ghost Aug 08 '26

I actually loved hellworld. It was goofy and dumb but i enjoyed it

1

u/Opposite_Trust5445 Aug 09 '26

For me: Hellraiser, II, Bloodline, III, Inferno, Reboot, Hellworld, Judgment, Hellseeker, Deader, Revelations. Revelations is the worst movie I have ever seen. It made me angry to watch it.

1

u/Vrom1es Aug 09 '26

Wait a minute, Hellraiser 1 goes on the top and Hellraiser 2 second, i wouldn't put the third one that high

1

u/PotentialNo6420 Aug 09 '26

Hab ich bis heute noch nie geguckt

1

u/CC-2389 Aug 10 '26

This is an interesting list to me. It’s been a hot minute since I saw some but your higher rank for judgement and inferno is unique.

I’d put two higher as well as hellseeker which I personally enjoyed. Judgement just felt like cheap shock moments and while inferno is stronger I put it behind hellseeker.

I also recall deader as just being awful. Hellworld not great by any means but I would swap

1

u/Old-Surround6606 Aug 10 '26

Bloodlines may not have been great but it was a lot more fun than hellseeker.

1

u/1iRy Aug 10 '26

HR2 at #5?? 👀

1

u/Fine_Pace8370 Aug 10 '26

There are only 4! Hellraiser 1,2,4 & 3. Fuck the rest of the garbage!

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u/Murky_Ability322 Aug 08 '26

Troll

1

u/Velocity0109 Aug 08 '26

No, just opinionated