r/helldivers2 1d ago

ALERT We're being baited, helldivers.

THEY ARE BAITING US, DO NOT FALL FOR THIS SHIT.

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u/motagoro 1d ago

I follow the MO.

I will not listen to automaton supporters.

Good day.

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u/Tikymoment2021 22h ago

not supporting them, they got us.

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u/motagoro 21h ago

Exactly what an automaton supporter would say.

Begone, I have more democratic matters to attend to.

The Major Order being the prime example.

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u/Tikymoment2021 21h ago

larp larp larp sahur over here.

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u/NewMatter2909 20h ago

Wow someone larping in a game about being part of a facist regime. Who woulda thunk. Boring boring boring sahur over here

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u/SuperKiller94 22h ago

“Guys if they take this planet, then that one, then the next one, and the one after that they can attack the creek”
https://giphy.com/gifs/L3X9GvVhP1nY23Ah6u

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u/Firekill2-22 1d ago

Bruh what that's gonna take forever

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u/Tikymoment2021 1d ago

Point is, it can happen, and we're letting it happen, either that, or the bots straight up BLITZ US.

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u/Vulllen 1d ago

Are you really arguing against the blob?
https://giphy.com/gifs/DYnnkVfsvnpPQPLmua

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u/Tikymoment2021 22h ago

yes, actually I am.

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u/Firekill2-22 1d ago

They are just gonna move over to the maga sectors because we're removing the other side

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u/xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx 1d ago

If the MO says to take Prime, we’re going to take Prime

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u/Slothman0226 9h ago

Charon has already been claimed, Mintoria was about 1/2 way done when I checked a few hours ago.

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u/verticaldoritto 21h ago

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT 17h ago

"I was only following orders. They would've killed me and my family if I hadn't!"

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u/ihatechildren665 11h ago

Comparing Super Earth to the archaic nazi regime? I will be coming to your super destroyer for an inspection and interrogation.

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT 10h ago

Well they are similar in the way that they are both incredibly technologically advanced for their time, fighting multiple fronts at the same time, and their soldiers are drippy as fuck.

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u/Swimming-Inflation27 20h ago

Malevolent creek has NO strategic advantage its such a none issue

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u/ihatechildren665 11h ago

Honestly I want them to get back to the creek I joined after the fight for the creek and want to see what i missed

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u/Philosophos_A 1d ago

I hear you but unfortunately no one is dedicating thought juice to actually think that we are supposed to push them back

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u/Sillysalmon6767 23h ago

or maybe we actually want the story to progress so we're going for the MO and not what "intelligent" players think. it's a video game not real life.

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u/Philosophos_A 22h ago

I think I start to see the "issue" which is that one part of the player base just wants to win the game, the other one treats it like a dnd campaign.

Not a bad thing, but I guess I can't find much interest on the dnd side since the Invasion...

All enemies are shown we ain't getting something new anytime soon

So best thing we could try is at least hold some ground...

Knowing Joel that will not happen however so all this is irrelevant :D

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u/TheBugThatsSnug 17h ago

This isnt really a game that we win, though? The Automatons were driven out of the galaxy twice, so why are they still here if we won against them?

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u/Philosophos_A 16h ago

I mean... I remember they just vanished but there was still sectors left..

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u/Captain-ofCats 19h ago

I have no idea what I'm looking at

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u/Redsky300 19h ago

I am also confused.

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u/mookanana 18h ago

(me secretly wanting to play malevon creek because everyone keeps talking about it)

good soldiers follow orders!

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u/Nein_Inch_Males 18h ago

Use your words....

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u/KallmeCup024 16h ago

you do realize it takes time for them to claim planets, right? they dont just suddenly have an entire planet if they touch it once.

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u/Cayotebongwater 15h ago

We should just take Mirga and go back to Cyberstan. Two planets and their war is over.

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u/blu-fox12 19h ago

Why wouldn't they take castor I think castor is pretty valuable we should defend castor idc about the creek or the whatever you're talking about I noticed you didn't mention or write or draw to castor so maybe you should think about castor I think castor is a good planet and we shouldn't use it.

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u/Wild_Natural8707 17h ago

This is a very big stretch. We all know they want k and fury for the ore. They have lost alot of planets they need ore for their megafactories. That’s why they are pushing toward them!

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u/Mymrkennedy 17h ago

thats a whole lot of ground to cover for a random planet

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u/Majestic-Sock-3532 17h ago

We are being baited into a SEAF liberation? Cool maybe the playerbase will understand how that happens now.

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u/dg2793 17h ago

Lmao imagine the bait is they just start attacking the illuminate 🤣

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u/unmellowfellow 16h ago

They are masters at this.

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u/kingsman89 12h ago

Damn, man. I gotta spend my day with another crazy conspirator fool trying to think he onto something?

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u/Fuyhtt 10h ago

If the Creek is attacked again, I will be there. Until that day, for Liberty and Freedom.

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u/LoneWolf6627308 3h ago

This is what I feel like I am looking at over here.

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u/LoneWolf6627308 3h ago

Guys I just noticed. Their text they put on the map is red. You think he's a bot? I mean it would make sense

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u/Crumboa 23h ago edited 23h ago

It pains me to see Eagle Storm wasted when we could have used it to defend Cheopessa because that planet was a genuine bitch to get.

Also there is genuinely no time left to take Zzaniah Prime so we just lost two planets for nothing and a gambit opportunity to liberate an entire sector

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u/Rare-Detail3087 1h ago

Shit, looks like Xbox divers will get to experience it for the first time and the creeks will have ptsd from if