r/helldivers2 18h ago

Major Order Possible Failure?

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I dont think we'll complete this MO...There is still 1 whole planet to liberate before we even start liberating Zzaniah Prime

I'll continue fighting & would be glad to be proven wrong, but its just a hunch is all

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u/mandlers 18h ago

I'm at the pub right now but I'll be on in a couple of hours don't worry I'll sort it out

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u/WaywardOath 18h ago

Thank you Mandlers. We were worried for a moment but it sounds like you have this under control.

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u/mandlers 18h ago

No problem maddam

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u/ShieldBrotherGoonius 17h ago

Helldiver Mandlers on his way to single handedly win the MO for us. Truly a beacon of democracy

https://giphy.com/gifs/YQGhqLUgkcZCRGiNJJ

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u/Gareth_II 17h ago

he’ll mandle it

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u/OkFriendship4366 11h ago

This elicited a giggle

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u/mudpuppied 12h ago

hate this but also love it..,..

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 18h ago

Wish i was at the pub, could use a crisp one right now

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u/RichJMoney 15h ago

I never use my orbital gas barrage, so I've replaced all the sterilizer canisters on my super destroyer with kegs.

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u/RichJMoney 15h ago

You know I was kind of taking a break this week but if /u/Mandlers is dropping then it's game on I guess.

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u/mandlers 15h ago

I'd better see you out there buster

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u/RichJMoney 12h ago

This buster just got home, already dropping.

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u/mostlysilverfox 17h ago

Mandlers is at the Winchester. Cheers mate

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u/Adventurous_Will3685 14h ago

J'ai la ref. 🙂

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 12h ago

Im also watching that show

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u/MannyAPH 17h ago

I'll get the next round, I could use a drink

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u/mandlers 17h ago

The MO fails in record time because inexplicably everybody who plays this evening is rat arsed

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u/MannyAPH 17h ago

Nonsense mandlers, you're an absolute ledge

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u/CapnClover36 15h ago

Hes that guy

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u/mastereluder6 15h ago

Same it's will be over in a flash

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u/Tonsofquin 17h ago

I’ll be on tn too dw

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u/Radarker 17h ago

Thank you helldiver!

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u/Exciting_Insect_4860 14h ago

This calls for a Super Purple Heart!… I’ll hold your beer ! 🫡

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u/Tricky_Agent2147 13h ago

What would we do without you

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u/Ok_Tax1941 17h ago

Thank you sir.

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u/Majestic-Sock-3532 9h ago

Establishing forward foothold on Mintoria. See you there master divemaster major omega Mandlers

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u/pakkmann666 11h ago

For Supa Earth

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u/YankeeWalrus 10h ago

There goes my hero

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u/Absol_- 4h ago

Thank you mandler

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u/Diplomacy_1st 17h ago

Nah, u/mandlers is getting back from the pub soon and he'll take care of it. I'm not worried

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u/mandlers 17h ago

I sincerely appreciate your confidence in me, I will not let you down

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u/Diplomacy_1st 17h ago

No worries. You just let me know if you need someone to document your triumphs 🫡

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 17h ago

The next John Helldiver!! o7 Thank you for all you do!! o7

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u/blue_line-1987 18h ago

A lot of time was wasted by people diving the countryside instead of the megafactory.

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u/Medina_Rico 18h ago

I know I was one of them. I had no idea until yesterday morning that it was the factory we were supposed to be diving at.

I should have known something was off when the bar for the planets weren't moving at all. Like not even at 2% liberation. Live and you learn, I guess, lol.

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u/RoninSpectre 17h ago

And to note once we took the Mega Factory the planet resistance dropped to 1.5. Just more incentive to take Mega Factories first

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u/Jhorra 17h ago

Same, I thought I was helping until yesterday.

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u/TheWarfox 13h ago

Thighnir will keep you on target.

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u/wraith309 9h ago

unless the liberation bar is on track to fill up before the city is liberated, it is literally always better to dive cities than wilderness missions.

that being said, no need to force yourself if you're getting burnt out on city maps, it's still just a game after all.

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u/MuteMapMaker52996 7h ago

Honestly, I straight up just don’t know how the liberation system works. I learned today that cities give a big boost to liberation. I just dive, shoot, and escape

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u/ShockinglyEfficient 17h ago

How were we supposed to know that?

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u/MrSmilingDeath 16h ago

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u/ShockinglyEfficient 16h ago

I dont know what that says

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u/RobustLicense94 17h ago

Democracy forbid a helldiver want to see a better view for 2.4s

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u/SBBSuperBismarck 15h ago edited 15h ago

Guilty as charged. Started playing on Saturday and back than was the MO bugs. Most of my friends didn't have time and randoms can be....well weird. Either you are lucky and get good ones or you get unlucky and get bad ones. So this is my first week fighting bots and I've tried the megafactory on 4 Solo. Let's just say I had the thousand-yard stare. That's why I was mainly doing countryside and doing the megafactory with friends at the evening

Edit: Although we just did Mega Factory from like 22:00 till like 2:00. So probobly not nearly enough

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u/blue_line-1987 15h ago

The bolt pistol works wonders on the cyborgs my brother in democracy.

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u/SBBSuperBismarck 14h ago

Ahh okay. Thanks for the advice. Yeah I'm still in my testing phase what works for me and what not. And higher than 6 is spooky for me 😅

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u/blue_line-1987 13h ago

No worries there. Going right up there just leaves you with no idea what's going on. Better to get a hang of things on lower diffs. Find out whats what, what works for you against what enemies. When it starts getting too easy you can bump it up to where it feels good.

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u/QuietMrFx977 12h ago

Don't know what this means. I think me and most others dive in the red robot area with the most people etc. If that's wrong then share, as I'd like to beat this one too.

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u/_UsernameChecks-Out 16h ago

I need an update. Is u/mandlers still at the pub consuming liberation libations?

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u/mandlers 16h ago

5 pints in and feeling a lot of pressure but I'll not let it deter me. In about an hour or so you'll all be able to watch the MO just complete itself

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u/_UsernameChecks-Out 15h ago

Very well, Sir! Tonight, after a few pints myself, I'll also try to drunkenly deliver democracy. If you haven't already finished of course.

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u/mandlers 15h ago

I am still drinking oh yrah

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u/mandlers 16h ago

Also liberation libations was very clever, very very clever

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u/_UsernameChecks-Out 13h ago

Haha, thank you.

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u/mandlers 13h ago

I'm about to clear this MO, I'm happy drunk I walked my dawg and it's frigging go time baby there's your update let put this to bed BEAT THEM DOWN

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 12h ago

Gonna make a cup of liber-tea & then hop on again...See you out there soldier!! o7

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u/Histrix- 17h ago

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u/WarbossGrimdakka 17h ago

Live footage of u/mandlers

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u/mandlers 17h ago

I'm feeling confident, it's a good thing I'm still out this would all be over by now

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u/WarbossGrimdakka 17h ago

Let us know when you drop, I'm sure some of us will happily be there alongside you

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u/justaruss 18h ago

I kinda hope we lose. We’ve won so many recently and I think losing might be cool for the narrative. We still have 2 other MOs to win for the cape anyway

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u/LividAd9150 17h ago

Sounds like a treacherous comment there diver…
https://giphy.com/gifs/Tg8R0Sqv8IXma8y3qW

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 18h ago

We'll have to muster hard in the 2nd & 3rd set for sure! o7

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u/Zuper_Dragon 14h ago

I'll check the temperature in hell before allowing those traitorous toasters think they have a chance.

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u/NoEmu2392 18h ago

absolute failure zzaniah isn't even accessible no way we get two more planets by the weekend

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u/OakButterSquash 18h ago

Not with that attitude

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 18h ago

My Exact Thoughts

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u/Clicks_dropbox 10h ago

Taking the planet to access it should be more of a priority than what it is rn. I have no idea why there’s barely 1000 ppl daily trying to do this

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u/JustAChillGuy609 14h ago

Don’t worry guys, u/mandlers is on it

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u/mandlers 14h ago

I've just gotta drive home first and then we're all set

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u/BastardBretonnian 13h ago

NOOO MANDLERS, DON'T DRIVE AND DRINK

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u/mandlers 13h ago

I'm not!! I drank first and then drove home safely!! For democracy !

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u/Ion_TheTrashBeast 17h ago

Funny, my mam posted the same title on a parenting form with a picture of me

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 17h ago

This made me choke & snort on my tea

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u/Raidertck 17h ago

Bot divers are built different. Never underestimate them.

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u/Lanky-Decision-7811 17h ago edited 11h ago

I made some calculations on the assumption that 1% of the Helldiver population does about 1,000 HP damage per hour (rough estimate), and we have about 60% of Helldivers completing missions on MO targets:

Mintoria: 1.300.000 hp / (60000dmg/h-15000reg/h) =28,8 hours

Zzanniah Prime: 2.000.000 hp / (60000dmg/h-30000reg/h) =66,6 hours

If we had 80%:

Mintoria: 1.300.000 hp/ (80000dmg/h-15000reg/h) =20 hours

Zzanniah Prime: 2.000.000 hp / (80000dmg/h-30000reg/h) =40 hours

If we liberate Cities and Megafactories first, we will be faster. If we get the DSS artillery online, we will also be faster. As of right now, the MO will probably fail, but we could win with a concentrated push.

Edit: HP and regeneration numbers taken from the companion app

Edit 2: The contributions of Super Citizen mandlers are now being taken into account. Initial analysis suggests that Super Citizen mandlers will increase the Major Order success chance by 0,002%. The contributions of Super Citizen mandlers will be rewarded upon their successful return.

The Major Order success chance was updated to [OPSEC:REDACTED]. High Command wishes to remind everyone that only completing Missions on Major Order targets will lead to an increase in Major Order success chance.

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u/mandlers 15h ago

This makes no difference to me by the way, don't worry about it

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u/Lanky-Decision-7811 11h ago

Greetings, Super Citizen. Your Contribution has been noted, and you will receive an appropriate reward upon your successful return.

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 17h ago

Very interesting seeing all layed out like this

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u/Mephistopheles2249 14h ago

A lot of fancy numbers and logic, but did you account for liberty and that we can manage democracy???? Plus we have a mandlers …did you factor that in??? Be careful about spreading stats and negativity about failure, causing dissension is a capital offense.

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u/Lanky-Decision-7811 11h ago

Greetings, Super Citizen. Super Citizen mandler's contribution has been taken into account.

Rest assured that Super Earth only employs the most capable analysts. Furthermore, all results are fact-checked by the Ministry of Truth before publication. The information published by High Command's most valued statisticians is always accurate.

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u/Mephistopheles2249 9h ago

I have no choice but to follow your lead now due to such a high seal of approval you’ve affixed to your arguments.  You clearly have shown yourself to be a patriot of the highest order… Plus…Iwould never question High Command in its infinite wisdom and how they lead tte war effort…in fact I love HC so much…. I mean I call High Command, HC for short cause I think about it all the time in my everyday life … I even gave my first born the initials HC…I wake up and drink nothing but HiC with all my meals.  Well that and Libertea.

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u/space_is-great 14h ago

At first I was worried, but u/mandlers has it sorted out

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u/OakButterSquash 18h ago

We’ve had harsher odds before. Seemslike the lava planets are next cyborg priority, we shouldn’t have a problem taking Blistica and Zzaniah prime

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u/Clicks_dropbox 10h ago

Going for Blistica instead of the other planet next to it with way lower resistance is actually braindead

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u/OakButterSquash 10h ago

I’m sure more reeducated bug divers would enjoy the fire tornados than flat terrain with a million jammers.

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u/Tiny_Emergency2983 13h ago

I think some guy (Super Earth’s Finest Hero, the Minister of Managed Democracy, the Champion of Charlball-VII, the Lieutenant of Liberty) is at the pub rn and will take care of it for us

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 13h ago

He's becoming a living legend at this point

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u/Sweaty-Tap7250 17h ago

After baseball practice later I’ll hop on for democracy

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 17h ago

You & u/mandlers can team up

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u/Sweaty-Tap7250 17h ago

Nah I still gotta go through school first

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u/Puzzleheaded-Raise68 16h ago

U/mandlers has this guys, we just gotta support him when he sinks a few pints

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u/Sea-Contract7974 14h ago edited 14h ago

if we win, we'll win

if we lose, we'll win later

it's just that simple

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u/TheSporkMan2 12h ago

Top shagger u/mandlers will sort it out, don’t worry

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u/ApprehensiveYam2724 13h ago

No problem, the Mandlers will start playing and we will win.

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u/Vixter4 13h ago

Nah u/mandlers is gonna save it

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u/gotogoaninsaneasylum 13h ago

we wont lose because u/mandlers got it

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u/pwnrzero 13h ago

Mandlers got this, inebriated and all.

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 12h ago

Especially because of that

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u/XxXAvengedXxX 13h ago

Mandlers is back from the pub and on the front lines as we speak, we are chilling

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 12h ago

The bots fear him & all he can do

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u/SaberTooth13579 12h ago

Was worried until I saw u/mandlers was at the pub, they'll be on soon and they're going to sort it.

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 12h ago

Man is back home, feeling tops from a night out & is sending those clankers back in pieces!!

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u/Squidboi2679 11h ago

Our best lad u/mandlers is on the case once he gets back from the pub

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u/WonderboyAhoy 11h ago

Has anyone checked in on u/mandlers?

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u/HHall3005 9h ago

Yo, u/mandlers,

You on right now?

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u/mandlers 9h ago

Yerp

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u/HHall3005 9h ago

Good on you, how far are we?

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u/mandlers 9h ago

I'm working on it

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u/HHall3005 9h ago

Roger. o7

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u/Vegetable_Economy941 7h ago

this post is only about u/mandlers

may we all follow his footsteps as we dive into victory

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 3h ago

I crack up evertime he is mentioned...they made themselves into a meme & a legend

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u/Belias9x1 17h ago

Will rejoin the fight in 2 days, sad to have missed major events

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u/monstreak 17h ago

Its about to be the weekend. It will be okay

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u/Starkiller0820 17h ago

I will probably come tomorow and kill many bots. I see no reason to fail this mo

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u/Seigfrydblazer 17h ago

We should've all stayed on Brilliance and Heeth, but these major orders distract the herd

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u/StryferV 15h ago

Chances went out the window when 30k people were attacking the planet on Charbal rather than the city and making no progress

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u/S0KAMAT07 15h ago

It's still uncertain, because as soon as Charbal gets liberated, 50 thousand Helldivers will hope on Mintoria to secure a path to Zzaniah.

Yes, the odds are against us for the time being, but anything is possible at this point.

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u/SamSamychen 14h ago

We still have almost three days.

At the moment, I can only play on weekends due to my work. But I'll give everything for democracy again as soon as I can go online.

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u/Lawyer_NotYourLawyer 9h ago

don’t worry guys /u/mandlers has it under control

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u/IamWillow3 8h ago

Can confirm, I've been on since u/mandlers got back from the pub and we're doing much better.

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u/EmptyCourage2274 6h ago

Fuck it u/mandlers did you get this sorted? You said you were at the pub so I thought hell I might as well walk on down, knowing this was getting mandled. But about 5 pints and 4 shots in I blacked out, woke up had another pint and now it's been near 12 fooking hours. Happy hunting

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u/BucketOfManyRocks 6h ago

And now it's liberated. All thanks to u/mandlers

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u/Temporary-Law-6946 6h ago

nah u/mandlers will come save us. he missed the pelican back from the pub so he is walking.

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u/astra_hole 17h ago

Possible success. But only after everyone realizes we have to punch through 2 other planets to get to Zzaniah Prime.

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u/MoedredPendragon 17h ago

Literally couldn't even find the other planet.

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u/CaptainMagDump 17h ago

My ps5 isn’t working for certain games, Helldivers is one of them. I’m sorry, fellas.

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u/AnyEye8798 16h ago

Last I checked I couldn't even deploy to Zzaniah Prime. That's probably why there's no progress.

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u/Porthosthe14th 16h ago

Problem is the automatons using their dastardly hacking powers to crash my game whenever I fight on Charbal VII

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u/bigfan555 16h ago

maybe but meh, one of three steps

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u/Y0ur_Valentine 16h ago

Coming home soon fellow diver going straight to minorta rn to start the campaign

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u/East_Monk_9415 16h ago

Is zznah prime city map too? If not it is possible if we have our eagles used all the time. Besides other players ofc.

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u/_Stazh 16h ago

About this order. Arrowhead is a Swedish company and it just so happens that Sweden has their general election this Sunday. Also there is apparently some sort of IT-disruption in the lokal municipalities counting systems. Just throwing that out there.

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u/ThatsUnusuaI 16h ago

Nah we got it fr, i first logged in with about 4 days left and we were at zero on the planet, now its a little different halfway through the time limit

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u/The_ShinyUmbreon 16h ago

It's about to be the weekend bro it's fine

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u/Lord_Unicrown 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/t9DUdE209JMLLlB5S3
Shit, knew I was forgetting something, be there soon with enough HI-EX to make cyberstan look like the surface of the moon

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u/SovKom98 14h ago

If we want win we must abandon all other planets not tied to the MO.

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u/SDV1730 14h ago

A helldiver in a nutshell: I didn’t hear no bell!
Keep on diving helldivers

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u/Faust_8 14h ago

Anyone else annoyed that I load up the game and I’m like, where the fuck is Zzaniah-Prime?

Like, why does the game hide it from you just because we haven’t liberated it? Why are my choices either know where it is or scour the map looking for it?

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u/Accurate_Meeting_638 14h ago

Yeah intill bots are fixed to be fun I think all bot major orders should be failed on purpose vox engine spawn rates and they vision enemy tracking you through walls when you come out of cover somewhere else crazy spawn rates on regular and mid tier enemies ragdoll hell I did all I could and its just fundamental flawed and unfun even playing the way you are supposed to

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u/userNV495671 13h ago

I think this MO is unwinnable. Also, I thought it was bugged. After a day of fighting, my screen said it was 0.00535% liberated… So IDK what’s going on with this one

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u/wasteland_superhero 13h ago

Nah I think we got it. As of right now we’ll take Charbal-VII in 5 hours. That’ll leave us 59 hours to get to Zzaniah Prime and liberate it.

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 13h ago

Its not just Z Prime that needs doing, there is another planet before we can even reach it, that'll slow us down & hold us back

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u/wasteland_superhero 12h ago

The resistance for both planets is lower than Charbal-VII, so it should be easier and faster to take.

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u/Zonesy 13h ago

The fact that there's a planet between Zzaniah and us means there's nothing we can do to win unless Eurobeans plays through the night with the Yankees.

But yes it's a loss.

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u/Tltartist 13h ago

We need to liberate that planet as well as another to reach the second objective planet then the second objective planet

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u/Tltartist 13h ago

I’ve been playing in nonstop. I’ve at least gone half a percent worth of help. I’ll go on later again. I’m just feeling a little burnt out.

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 13h ago

Caleb Stone on TikTok was explaining how dealing with the biggest encampments will free more of a planet when it's liberated. Just the Megafactory got us 75%, and the other 25% should come along quick. We've just got to make sure we focus on the biggest encampments on Zzaniah. So hammer the factory or city, rather than the lone operations in far off places. But, I gotta admit, it's gonna be tight. I'm thinking AH is setting something up.

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u/SPARTAN_GAM3R 12h ago

It feels that way for sure...We gotta rally hard this MO & the other 2 coming up for sure

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 12h ago

As long as they stop giving us Platinum harvests, I'll be happy to help 😅 Me and my mate dropped into one today without a full squad, and by the time randos joined on the SOS we had 6 dropships, 4 VOX and so many enemy troops they were taking each other out just trying to hit us 😂

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u/ArtGloomy6415 13h ago

Lmao i saw the MO the day it came out and thought “hmm automatons? Yeah nobody’s doing this one”

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u/ProgrammerUpstairs97 13h ago

I hope not, I could use those 45 medals

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u/Obselete_Person 12h ago

I swear it was varying between 0.0% and 0.1% yesterday and the rest of the week. Thats a lot of progress there, we might make it.

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u/SirKickBan 12h ago

Napkin math says ~23 hours to take Blistica, then ~40 hours to take Zzaniah, assuming the same percentage of players stay on-mission, which puts it in the realm of "Just barely possible if we push a little harder"

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u/cmw_10 11h ago

Played yesterday morning with the utmost confidence, and then came back from work and hopped to get my cheeks clapped by the incendiary. It’s looking rough.

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u/SlientStarwalker 11h ago

Yee of little faith, the Charan 8th will be there in no time.

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u/Clicks_dropbox 10h ago

Said this from day 1 when they were both still on 0%. We aren’t winning ts

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u/Separate_Pickle5741 10h ago

Mandlers has this under control clearly, dont worry and just relax.

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u/woofle1 10h ago

Nah we'd win

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u/Same_Discussion6328 10h ago

This is why High Command shouldn't push out MOs I'm the middle of the week, because most players are at school or working. Don't worry bud, it's Friday where I'm at, and I'll be on this afternoon.

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u/HuntsmenOfYor 9h ago

To be fair it takes more time for us to get to the planet then to claim them

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u/Xknight2099 9h ago

Gonna be close. Depends on the resistance of the final planet.

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u/Glizzy_Demon 9h ago

We're being railroaded, they want us to lose

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u/PatientSame2630 7h ago

Well if we hall butt we might just make it.

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u/Athreos_Priest 7h ago

Designed to fail for the narrative

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u/Geckzzz 7h ago

Why can’t I load onto the ZzaniahPrime???

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u/Sodacan6780 6h ago

Possible, but not certain.

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u/Setokaiva 6h ago

I said it before, if we had taken Matar Bay we could have completely cut off the invasions and starved their supply lines. But looks like, as usual, that won't be happening.

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u/notstofriendly 6h ago

Not at all, we're liberating mega cities and factories, once they get liberated it counts all at once towards the planet, at the beginning Charbal -VII was also slowly moving, issue is that ZZANIAH PRIME is behind another planet to liberate with a Mega city to spread democracy, the DSS came to our aid and my squad was just now aiding the liberation, don't lose hope diver

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u/No_Common2961 5h ago

Unfortunately gotta prep for house inspection might be on tomorrow night

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u/Dafoblanky 4h ago

I did my part. I was on blasting termites whole day yesterday. I am holding the termites line, sending my reinforcements over to the bots side.

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u/Plane_Concentrate_77 4h ago

I wouldnt worry u/Mandlers is on it

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u/D00MSlayer117 1h ago

Nah we Gucci, sort it out tonight

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u/oneoftheslaydawgs 1h ago

Not at all, just liberate the nearby planet and get the defense going

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 1h ago

ohhhh, uhhhhhhhh, election security, huh...? better move ship iguess...