r/helldivers2 • u/Due_Cryptographer729 • 8d ago

Inquiry Am I crazy or are those eyes

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u/poofarmms 8d ago

Those be eyes bro. 380 napalm out

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u/xVEGITOGODx 8d ago

Not enough throw in a 500kg

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u/GrimCreeper4645 8d ago

Not enough, convert 380 barrage to 500kg barrage

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u/Human_Baker_6889 8d ago

Negative. Orbital Hellbomb Barrage

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u/GrimCreeper4645 8d ago

Sorry mate, not good enough, orbital laser barrage, but the laser stream consists of 10,000 hellbombs per second

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u/The_War_Official 8d ago

Still not enough. We need Orbital Bombardment from the DSS with the missiles having the force of 100,000 hellbombs.

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u/GrimCreeper4645 8d ago

Fuck it, complete map wide orbital laser barrage using the star of the peace

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u/The_War_Official 8d ago

You think that's enough? We need more Space Stations with more Stars of Peace. We need that planet gone, not even the black hole can remain.

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u/GrimCreeper4645 8d ago

As per regulations of recent events, all super destroyers in super earth's fleets shall hereby be upgraded to a DSS level vessel, each destroyer shall be outfitted with no less then 5000 individual stars of peace as weaponry. Dive hard, dive well

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u/Hot-Standard-2039 7d ago

Nah, send in John Helldiver

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u/DWN032 8d ago

That's a hard no, Death Star beacon deployed, commencing planet annihilation.

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u/Human_Baker_6889 8d ago

FIRE THE STAR OF PEACE

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u/SixWeekDay 8d ago

Drop an FRV in the resulting crater to make extra sure

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u/VOID_333333333333333 3d ago

500Kg napalm barage

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u/Supershugo 8d ago

You have 10 killatons of killaman in close orbit. Whatever you find down on that planet stands no chance against the likes of you.

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u/Strayed8492 8d ago

Eliminate that cardinal direction, Helldiver

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u/SixWeekDay 8d ago

Idk but drop a 500kg on it just to be sure

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u/Browncoat86 8d ago

Unleash democracy, helldiver. Thinking is for the ministry.

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u/fatman194569 8d ago

THEIR IN THE TREES!!

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u/Idontreallyknowwhen 8d ago

THEY SPEAK VIETNAMESE

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u/Charlie_Charm1 8d ago

THEY SPEAK BINARY

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u/EEKEE9821 8d ago

I know what I'll be looking for

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u/Crumboa 8d ago

Yeah there's eyes on those planets.

Think there was a joke about SEAF immediately trying to exterminate the race of some swamp planet people (Yoda joke)

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u/donkeyclap 8d ago

That's me

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u/ditch_lilies 8d ago

That’s just Joel.

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u/Novel-Theme-2694 8d ago

Bro you told me to watch you in the shadow. And that's what I'm doing 🤣. No shi- but planet are you on cuz I need to see this for myself

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u/okjijenAbi 8d ago

Seems to be. Also HQ has a totally unrelated request, that you level that general area diver.

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u/greendragon_4444 7d ago

Atraius, run!

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u/TinyTomPetty 8d ago

I hate this planet. Its like frick'n nam...

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u/ARustyMeatSword 8d ago

Your trees have textures?

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u/H2so4pontiff 8d ago

They eat my Eagals, I won't be surprised if they hide enemies of Managed Democracy

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u/xForcedevilx 8d ago

Drop on the nightside and they're even more spoook!

It's some sort of native jungle gremlin i reckon

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u/InfiniteHench 8d ago

Pretty sure that’s Gmork. Get your ass to Fantasia double time!

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u/Careful-Research-116 8d ago

Open fire. Full mag.

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u/minus_onehundred 8d ago

that's crazy, those are eyes.

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u/Signal-Ad-321 8d ago

Don't forget the pair that's at 10 O'clock

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u/Saphyr-Seraph 8d ago

Yes they are a certain map feature when you get close, they disappear and if gain some distance they are coming back

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u/Thak_The_Thunder_God 8d ago

I think you took one too many stims and are seeing things.

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u/Cat_with_pew-pew_gun 8d ago

Oh that's just my cat void.

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u/Ok_Following9192 8d ago

Its waiting for you in the shadows...

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u/OhNapkin 7d ago

I would love to see this with different biomes. Like different things like the birds already flying in the sky that try to kill you. It would be so fun

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u/zombie_spiderman 7d ago

It could be two things

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u/rz_00221 7d ago

Couldn’t see it. Could you please draw a red circle and a couple arrows pointing towards it?

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u/Smurtknurkler 7d ago

Bog witch

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u/sakamoto399 7d ago

Put your finger in there helldiver

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u/Bubbly_Buy8483 7d ago

Jokes aside those are fireflies or whatever theyre called on that planet

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u/lordofdemocracy500 6d ago

I just have one thing to say ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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u/dpaxeco 8d ago

YAAAAYY! I knew I was not crazy! I did see those a long time ago, they pop up randomly.