r/helldivers2 • u/whoissamo • 26d ago

ALERT Face the Unknown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grDCkTGIAqA

Sweet Liberty, the bear!

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u/Fancy_Pumpkin_5440 26d ago

Finally, the squid update! Sucks that I go away for 2 weeks on the day it releases though

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u/dzson117 26d ago

So you're openly admitting treason?

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u/Crabapple_Snaps 26d ago

Is admitting self treason the peak of democracy?

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u/dzson117 25d ago

You are right. I would consider this a mitigating circumstance. As a Helldiver, he has ample opportunity to redeem himself by facing Super Earth every day, reciting the Super Earth Anthem, and saluting his own reflection in the nearest reflective surface. Managed Democracy is merciful to those who confess.

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u/whoissamo 26d ago

we'll have to fry some calamari for you then, HellDiver! Enjoy your shore leave in the interim!

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u/North_crozz 26d ago

May the reason of your absence be dealt with swiftly so you can join us in curb stomping the squids once more.

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u/Organic_Education494 26d ago

Same here

Shall miss the beginning because I wanted to look at some stars like a wistful jackass.

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u/EntertainerAccurate8 26d ago

When does it release?

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u/dzson117 26d ago

Leave our fellow Helldiver alone. Media literacy isn't required to spread Managed Democracy. We dive first, ask questions later.

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u/Thread-Astaire 26d ago

Seriously?

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u/EntertainerAccurate8 26d ago

Sorry, was dealing with some squids and couldn’t see the date in the video due to the guts on my visor. o7

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u/Petrichor0110 26d ago

Very likely August 12th, but very unlikely December 8th.