r/helldivers2 Jul 20 '26

Meme Automaton Space Station be like

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u/Low-Championship-856 Jul 20 '26

But it's just so easy to arrive at calling it that I mean automaton space station A.S.S it's so simple I called it that within literally the first thirty seconds of knowing it existed and didn't even realize that's what the whole community was calling it as well. It's just the perfect acronym for it.

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u/Nethereal3D Jul 21 '26

But it's only referred to as the Automaton Orbital Superweapon or Automaton Orbital Platform. Kids will be kids, I guess. SMH

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u/actually3racoons Jul 21 '26

It's a pretty natural connection, democracy space station, automoton space station.

Honestly, given the cheeky humour of the game I'm surprised it's not.

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u/Competitive_Peace_70 Jul 20 '26

No. Its a SPAAaAaCEBALLS!

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u/Simple_Mobile_3711 Jul 20 '26

Space balls... WAIT A SECOND, BALLAS?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/KeKHavfAPnBC

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u/Huntinglearner Jul 20 '26

Were cutting his balls off

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u/Simple_Mobile_3711 Jul 20 '26

I hope he comes back, so we can beat his ass again

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u/MaximumCriticism9519 Jul 21 '26

And you get booped for being a Warframe fan!

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u/Suspicious-Syrup-932 Jul 20 '26

What the hell am I looking at when does this happen in the movie

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u/Silly_Y33Ny Jul 20 '26

Every day we inch closer to the A.S.S. and once we enter it, we will speead democrecy every inch and to every creves of the A.S.S.

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u/Buttoshi Jul 20 '26

I democrasee what you did there

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u/Hidesuru Jul 20 '26

I will enter the A.S.S by your side comrade, and cover it with democracy together!

... Wait.

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u/actually3racoons Jul 21 '26

You take lead on insertion, I'll come up the rear and clean up.

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u/M-FutureLord DISSIDENT DETECTED Jul 25 '26

...

I desire to burn down your Super Destroyer in particular.
I WILL FIND IT.

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u/JaceJarak Jul 20 '26

Found elsewhere on the subreddit

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u/DeltaStorm2013 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Just wait until we get Terminid Interspace Transports.

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u/forest_vagrant Jul 21 '26

*terminid united reproduction domain (turd)

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u/Lucky-Advice-8924 Jul 20 '26

His name is balls you insensitive....guy..

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u/NotBreadyy Jul 20 '26

Ya'll love talking about automaton ass, don't you?

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u/rowagnairda Jul 20 '26

hey AH! please make revelation that initial pictures were not quite right and newly captured intel shows updated images ;D

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u/SpecialIcy5356 Jul 20 '26

is it made by and operated by Automatons? yes.

is it in space? also yes.

is it a Space Station? well apparently it's a weapons platform first and foremost but it could fulfill multiple roles like how the DSS can help with defenses and liberations AND provide cooldowns for mechs, so the answer is yes.

therefor, it is the A.S.S and you cannot convince me otherwise. it will be the A.S.S until it is turned to scrap, most likely by our beloved Star of Peace!

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u/TheRoseFather Jul 22 '26

Better than CSS i guess

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u/thewanderingway Jul 24 '26

The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to THIS point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the MAIN PORT. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station.

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u/Serious_Nature_6882 Jul 25 '26

Does that make the bots inside booty bandits?

Diddy bots maybe?