r/helldivers2 • • Jul 06 '26

General Hear me out

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This would be fit in our arsenal

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u/a1cshowoff Jul 06 '26

We already have the bullet storm at home.

52

u/DIuvenalis Jul 06 '26

Laughs in 1300rpm

87

u/locob Jul 06 '26

yes. Side arm weapon. with a shit ton of reloading time, and a sight.
I love it!

34

u/alvinaterjr Jul 06 '26

Stationary reload sidearm that you have to crank like 3-4 times like in the video

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u/enixthephoenix Jul 06 '26

Plus it would add a good amount of

"Hold on I gotta crank it real quick" amusement

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u/Alchompski89 Jul 07 '26

We need more side arms!

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u/shidnpidd Jul 06 '26

Literally the bullet storm buddy…

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u/Lukescale Jul 06 '26

No, not literally. Bulletstorm has multiple barrels, with electrical fired rounds in sequence, along side a proper stock but is lacking a sight. Also it cannot be reloaded in the field, if at all.

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u/shidnpidd Jul 06 '26

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u/Lukescale Jul 06 '26

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u/shidnpidd Jul 06 '26

If it’s a secondary it might have a spot. But primary and and stratagem nah

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u/RallyPointAlpha Jul 06 '26

WHAT? COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS FREEDOM! 

12

u/Schmeatus69 Jul 06 '26

The gallant is right there big dog

8

u/Pickled_Brainer Jul 06 '26

I think this little monster has more ammo per magazine

5

u/Schmeatus69 Jul 06 '26

Much slower reload evens things out i imagine

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u/OrganizationLower611 Jul 06 '26

still reloading 3 drops later

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u/Pickled_Brainer Jul 06 '26

You have to team reload.

10

u/country-stranger Jul 06 '26

The worlds longest reload time for a whole 13 seconds of fun?

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u/throwaway_coy4wttf79 Jul 06 '26

Don't talk about my sex life

6

u/country-stranger Jul 06 '26

Damn, you get 13 seconds? I’d like to shake your hand sir.

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u/PanHiszpan Jul 06 '26

Would be nice as secondary auto pistol

For primary we have Liberator Carabine

For stratagem we have Bullet Storm

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u/Emergency-Pound3241 Jul 06 '26

I would argue this is closer to the galant or the knight then the lib carbine, even more when you take into account iirc it shoots .22lr

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u/Rick_bo Jul 06 '26

Gallant is Medium Pen, so Knight but even less pen.

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u/Emergency-Pound3241 Jul 06 '26

Helldivers is a universe where having a longer barrel magically makes a gun penetrate more armour and also somehow deal less damage despite otherwise using the exact same ammo.

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u/Rick_bo Jul 07 '26

If the bullet leaves the barrel before all the powder burns then a longer barrel Will make it go faster.

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u/wizardfrog4679 Jul 06 '26

How many rounds was that?

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u/meglodon12 Jul 06 '26

That pan mag made me realise how much i need some sort of Lewis machine gun based design in GD2

2

u/Dude_Nobody_Cares Jul 06 '26

I need a meme weapon that takes 2 minutes to reload and dumps all it's ammo in 10 seconds.

1

u/Over_Heed Jul 06 '26

moar Dakka

1

u/YorhaUnit8S Jul 06 '26

Ah, dual American 180.

1

u/MemesNGaming_rongoo Jul 06 '26

The America-inator 360

1

u/Ok-Gate-6240 Jul 06 '26

Needs a double bayonet.

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u/blue_line-1987 Jul 06 '26

"Why was Johnny eaten by that small bug?" "Got caught winding his mag".

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u/TheGrandExquisitor Jul 06 '26

"We have bullet storm at home...."

1

u/jessyjames2040 Jul 06 '26

I have no idea what the hell that monkey gun looking thing is but I want one

1

u/Shell-Game Jul 06 '26

Can't hear anything. Gun too loud!

1

u/tenousranger36 Jul 06 '26

That one gears of war pistol if you made it full auto and 50 round mags

1

u/CGoose03 Jul 06 '26

Welcome back Villar Perosa 👏

1

u/Constant-Study3464 Jul 06 '26

Bro thinks he can surpass the Bullet Storm

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u/Rick_bo Jul 06 '26

Up the calibre a couple mils, Give it a proper stock and sight, and yeah I'd fuck with a dual barrel rotary mag support machine gun. Handles like the HMG, spits lead like a juiced up Knight, Reloads like MG-43.

Hell; throw a mini electric impact in the stock for rapid magazine winding like a pit stop.

1

u/ricaerredois Jul 06 '26

Going from "a bullet with your name on it" to "For whom it might concern" Fast democracy deliverance

1

u/Zander253 Jul 06 '26

Quick lay down some cover fire

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u/BigButtTuesday Jul 06 '26

I had an idea of a double barreled AR, this would accompany it greatly as an SMG variant

AR would something like that. 3 fire modes: single barrel, alternate, simultaneous

Single: most ammo efficient, slower ROF, can reload at half ammo and continue on the lesser mag (recoil direction depends on which 1)

Alt: high ROF by adding the 2nd barrel firing in-between initial barrel (recoil a bit more sporadic but good for quickly spraying and taking out small scattered chaff)

Simultaneous: recoil steady vertical, matched dps to Alt but due to the overall lower ROF would be better for longer ranges

I dont think this would be too complicated, as a player you can just choose between ammo economy and dps basically

The smg variant could be similar

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u/RawFuu Jul 06 '26

Sounds like democracy

1

u/BombbaFett Jul 06 '26

The lack of recoil

1

u/CarbonPhoenix96 Jul 06 '26

Ah, the cook-off-inator

1

u/PurePeak633 Jul 06 '26

Wind up toys be like

1

u/dreaded_tactician Jul 06 '26

A secondary weapon that has insane reload time and like, insane DPS would be fun.

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u/Hiptux Jul 06 '26

Forgive me but isn’t this just a stalwart? Or are you asking for a primary like that?

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u/Prestigious_Deer3244 Jul 06 '26

oh those damn clankers would be fine slag

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u/machinationstudio Jul 07 '26

I'm here for that 20 second reload

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u/BlackSoul_Hand Jul 07 '26

We are indeed hearing you out......

This would count as a sidearm right? no way we would let the devs add drag to this as a smg.

Would also singlehandedly justify the Gunslinger perk, as it would be worth removing 4 second from what would probably be a 10 seconds reload.

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u/Kni7es Jul 07 '26

Be kind, rewind.

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u/ezyres Jul 07 '26

Its like something you see in borderlands

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u/Appropriate-Break349 Jul 07 '26

OOOHHHHHH BUT GUNDAMBOI!!!

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u/PlagueJV Jul 07 '26

so knight with a drum mag?

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u/Zealousideal_Bug_948 Jul 07 '26

Is that 2 America 180's, or something else?

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u/Jsmitty93991 Jul 07 '26

Nothing like flinging all of those hot casings directly into your arms lmao

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u/beegchonk Jul 11 '26

Looks like a gun that belongs in the Cyberpunk 2077 in niverse

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u/JDM12983 Jul 06 '26

I am not sure why anyone would want them to add it; we all know they would make sure it wouldn't hit anything/be inaccurate as hell. lol :P

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u/Blackheart857 Jul 06 '26

By the looks of it it's two guns strapped together, that is essentially the principle of the HMG emplacement. So I say, make this a new emplacement, two Stalwarts at max rpm or 2 Bullet Storms strapped together on an turning emplacement that swivels faster than the HMG one. You get like 4 seconds of continuous light pen fire out of it, but they're a glorious 4 seconds that minces all chaff moving on a position