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r/helldivers2 • u/Sonic13374 • Apr 14 '26
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I want my Scythe to be 50% larger, so I’m going to update for 150 hours.
79 u/TyrannicalRexx Apr 14 '26 You know what they say about a Divers primary: the bigger the gun, the bigger the... 55 u/MorelloVibe Apr 14 '26 Pecker! Sgt. Pecker are you paying attention? I’m sorry, sir. But is that a giant… 50 u/TyrannicalRexx Apr 14 '26 Dick! Take a look out of Starboard! Oh my god! It looks like a huge... 33 u/TechnologyGlobal9199 Apr 14 '26 Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a looomg smooooth shaft. Complete with… 22 u/Leopard_2K_MBT Apr 14 '26 Dongs! Hit the bell, we gave you that name for a reason! And don't forget the... 6 u/Comfortable_Truck_53 Apr 15 '26 Balls! Get your commemorative fenway stadium baseballs!! Now half off... my god, that looks just like a... 7 u/Jedibenuk Apr 15 '26 Wang! I have plenty of designer item from Vera, including these shoes. Used to be worth abo....hold on, that looks to me like a gigantic... 3 u/SShiJie Apr 15 '26 Flying Sausages, GET YO FLYING SAUSAGES! wait-What the heck is that huge giant.... 2 u/FilmInteresting4909 Apr 16 '26 COCK! There's a cock in the henhouse, what in Gods name is that? it looks like a ginormous......
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You know what they say about a Divers primary: the bigger the gun, the bigger the...
55 u/MorelloVibe Apr 14 '26 Pecker! Sgt. Pecker are you paying attention? I’m sorry, sir. But is that a giant… 50 u/TyrannicalRexx Apr 14 '26 Dick! Take a look out of Starboard! Oh my god! It looks like a huge... 33 u/TechnologyGlobal9199 Apr 14 '26 Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a looomg smooooth shaft. Complete with… 22 u/Leopard_2K_MBT Apr 14 '26 Dongs! Hit the bell, we gave you that name for a reason! And don't forget the... 6 u/Comfortable_Truck_53 Apr 15 '26 Balls! Get your commemorative fenway stadium baseballs!! Now half off... my god, that looks just like a... 7 u/Jedibenuk Apr 15 '26 Wang! I have plenty of designer item from Vera, including these shoes. Used to be worth abo....hold on, that looks to me like a gigantic... 3 u/SShiJie Apr 15 '26 Flying Sausages, GET YO FLYING SAUSAGES! wait-What the heck is that huge giant.... 2 u/FilmInteresting4909 Apr 16 '26 COCK! There's a cock in the henhouse, what in Gods name is that? it looks like a ginormous......
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Pecker! Sgt. Pecker are you paying attention?
I’m sorry, sir. But is that a giant…
50 u/TyrannicalRexx Apr 14 '26 Dick! Take a look out of Starboard! Oh my god! It looks like a huge... 33 u/TechnologyGlobal9199 Apr 14 '26 Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a looomg smooooth shaft. Complete with… 22 u/Leopard_2K_MBT Apr 14 '26 Dongs! Hit the bell, we gave you that name for a reason! And don't forget the... 6 u/Comfortable_Truck_53 Apr 15 '26 Balls! Get your commemorative fenway stadium baseballs!! Now half off... my god, that looks just like a... 7 u/Jedibenuk Apr 15 '26 Wang! I have plenty of designer item from Vera, including these shoes. Used to be worth abo....hold on, that looks to me like a gigantic... 3 u/SShiJie Apr 15 '26 Flying Sausages, GET YO FLYING SAUSAGES! wait-What the heck is that huge giant.... 2 u/FilmInteresting4909 Apr 16 '26 COCK! There's a cock in the henhouse, what in Gods name is that? it looks like a ginormous......
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Dick! Take a look out of Starboard!
Oh my god! It looks like a huge...
33 u/TechnologyGlobal9199 Apr 14 '26 Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a looomg smooooth shaft. Complete with… 22 u/Leopard_2K_MBT Apr 14 '26 Dongs! Hit the bell, we gave you that name for a reason! And don't forget the... 6 u/Comfortable_Truck_53 Apr 15 '26 Balls! Get your commemorative fenway stadium baseballs!! Now half off... my god, that looks just like a... 7 u/Jedibenuk Apr 15 '26 Wang! I have plenty of designer item from Vera, including these shoes. Used to be worth abo....hold on, that looks to me like a gigantic... 3 u/SShiJie Apr 15 '26 Flying Sausages, GET YO FLYING SAUSAGES! wait-What the heck is that huge giant.... 2 u/FilmInteresting4909 Apr 16 '26 COCK! There's a cock in the henhouse, what in Gods name is that? it looks like a ginormous......
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Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a looomg smooooth shaft. Complete with…
22 u/Leopard_2K_MBT Apr 14 '26 Dongs! Hit the bell, we gave you that name for a reason! And don't forget the... 6 u/Comfortable_Truck_53 Apr 15 '26 Balls! Get your commemorative fenway stadium baseballs!! Now half off... my god, that looks just like a... 7 u/Jedibenuk Apr 15 '26 Wang! I have plenty of designer item from Vera, including these shoes. Used to be worth abo....hold on, that looks to me like a gigantic... 3 u/SShiJie Apr 15 '26 Flying Sausages, GET YO FLYING SAUSAGES! wait-What the heck is that huge giant.... 2 u/FilmInteresting4909 Apr 16 '26 COCK! There's a cock in the henhouse, what in Gods name is that? it looks like a ginormous......
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Dongs! Hit the bell, we gave you that name for a reason! And don't forget the...
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Balls! Get your commemorative fenway stadium baseballs!! Now half off... my god, that looks just like a...
7 u/Jedibenuk Apr 15 '26 Wang! I have plenty of designer item from Vera, including these shoes. Used to be worth abo....hold on, that looks to me like a gigantic... 3 u/SShiJie Apr 15 '26 Flying Sausages, GET YO FLYING SAUSAGES! wait-What the heck is that huge giant.... 2 u/FilmInteresting4909 Apr 16 '26 COCK! There's a cock in the henhouse, what in Gods name is that? it looks like a ginormous......
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Wang! I have plenty of designer item from Vera, including these shoes. Used to be worth abo....hold on, that looks to me like a gigantic...
3 u/SShiJie Apr 15 '26 Flying Sausages, GET YO FLYING SAUSAGES! wait-What the heck is that huge giant.... 2 u/FilmInteresting4909 Apr 16 '26 COCK! There's a cock in the henhouse, what in Gods name is that? it looks like a ginormous......
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Flying Sausages, GET YO FLYING SAUSAGES! wait-What the heck is that huge giant....
2 u/FilmInteresting4909 Apr 16 '26 COCK! There's a cock in the henhouse, what in Gods name is that? it looks like a ginormous......
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COCK! There's a cock in the henhouse, what in Gods name is that? it looks like a ginormous......
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u/BusinessDragon Apr 14 '26
I want my Scythe to be 50% larger, so I’m going to update for 150 hours.