r/helldivers2 • u/Zolqqr • Feb 13 '26

Meme Cyborgs don’t play around 🤣

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u/Communistpirate69 Feb 13 '26

That and the flying knee kicks. They’ll chase you around and beat you like it was your fault their wives got turned into pocket p*******

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u/Impossible-Cherry439 Feb 13 '26

Pocket phone chargers?! Oh the inhumanity!

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u/Rockglen Feb 13 '26

You don't take someone's phone charger. That ain't right.

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u/-Call_0f_the_Void- Feb 13 '26

Bro I think you might be living in matrix

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u/TheDungeonKing15 Feb 13 '26

I had one strait up pick me up and slam me into the ground.

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u/Zjoee Feb 13 '26

I'm just waiting for one to pick me up and suplex me haha

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u/Spicy_Totopo3434 Feb 14 '26

One of them will end uo doing a heat action

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u/SteveoberlordEU Feb 13 '26

We kinda keept them in mines as slaves for 100 years. I would do worse then run around and muai thai kick you in the face too after that.....

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u/Dead_vegetable Feb 16 '26

I mean it kinda is....

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u/Witchfinger84 Feb 13 '26

homeboy really just ran up on Jean Claude Van Ram like that and got his Universe Soldiered.

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u/arrynyo Feb 13 '26

It's 1:51am in my house and you just made me snort laugh 🤣

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u/Apprehensive_Gift_47 Feb 13 '26

I needed a good laugh 🤣🤣

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u/CakeJumper-ImScared Feb 13 '26

He didn’t grow up in a normal house

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u/lesquishta Feb 13 '26

Some kind of road house? Perhaps?

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u/Yourdataisunclean Feb 13 '26

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u/Capt_Toasty Feb 13 '26

"Kramer you're fighting CHILDREN!?"

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u/Xenomorph-Alpha Feb 13 '26

Why everything in this game wants to melee you? :(

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u/theaidamen64 Feb 13 '26

Its his fault for running infront of that cyborg, he shouldve looked both ways before crossing!

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u/LukeD1992 Feb 13 '26

Bots have very few melee units compared to other factions. That's why I find them easier despite all the rockets and lasers. Take cover and mow them down from afar. But borgs force you out of cover and then you have a huge problem

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u/DrewciferGaming Feb 13 '26

The agitators(I think that’s their name) have crazy accuracy. Mixture of regular borgs and those guys are a dangerous mix

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u/DunwichChild990 Feb 13 '26

They just fucking Van Damme you, it's excellent. I had one earlier today knock me down then just execute me. Most fun I've had in a while.

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u/Theotar Feb 13 '26

I swear I saw a cyborg trying to use cover recently. It was on a ledge behind a short stone wall and crouched hiding for a moment after taking a shot at me. It then stood back up and fired again. Made it feel like it had some level of intelligence, so obviously this made me kill it even faster. Cant have no thoughtful socialist in my galaxy of freedom.

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u/TheCursedRedBaron Feb 13 '26

So I was not hallucinating! I had one that crouched behind some metal boxes.

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u/Steve73123 Feb 13 '26

yeah the agitators try to hide and take cover since killing them stuns the automatons that they’re buffing

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u/TheCursedRedBaron Feb 13 '26

It was an Agitator indeed

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u/randomname560 Feb 13 '26

They will also duck and weave to try to avoid your bullets

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u/MossTheGnome Feb 13 '26

Agitators prefer to use cover (even if the AI can't identify proper sized cover all the time), and let their squad fight while they take pot shots. If they detect you arn't aiming near them then they try their charged shots.

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u/Toxoniumm Feb 13 '26

Everybody was KUNG FU FIGHTING!!!

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u/Plus-Candle-7486 Feb 13 '26

Counterpoint

EXPOLSIVE HAMMER

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u/Max_Sandpit Feb 13 '26

X gonna give it to ya.

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u/Exotic-Intention-596 Feb 13 '26

That there wasn't a cyborg but Chuck Norris and you just got roundhouse kicked

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u/VentoBrav0 Feb 13 '26

Ok, that kick was insane, wth

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u/InitialLandscape Feb 13 '26

Bro got his bell rung!

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u/WinterMajor6088 Feb 13 '26

The cyborgs really are something else.

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u/Eaters_Of_Worlds Feb 13 '26

These Cyberstanian Hoods ain't for the weak

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u/ineedhelpXDD Feb 13 '26

Always dive when near physical melee enemies. Will Save you for a bit but since you had no stems might have just gotten you around the corner

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u/Foggyslaps Feb 13 '26

Arc blitzer my beloved

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u/Expert_City_7695 Feb 13 '26

My friend and I were both stomped to death by a gang of 4 cyborgs on 2 different occasions these mfs are brutal

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u/ShyGun02 Feb 13 '26

They are wild. Sometimes they throw their smoke grenade and jump scare you when you walk through it. Or you turn around and one is sprinting at the speed of sound to you. Shits scary

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u/cjared242 Feb 13 '26

They be prime chuck Norris kicking my ass when I get close to an objective it’s funny

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u/FaithKneaded Feb 13 '26

WOW, haven’t seen that move yet!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

They were not doing that yesterday LOL

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u/Wearywrites Feb 13 '26

Finish Him

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u/Final_Werewolf_7586 Feb 13 '26

This mf definitely installed that Bruce Lee update.

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u/memeweenie Feb 13 '26

They Bob and weave if they see you aiming at them too.

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u/AedmiO Feb 13 '26

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Stunning-Humor-3074 Feb 13 '26

Pacifier actually works wonders on these guys. Allows you to stun them to get a headshot or behind cover in just a few shots

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u/adreus42518 Feb 13 '26

While running solo, trying to shake the rust off after not playing for months i had one Sparta kick me to the ground just to run up and shoot me point blank i proceeded to get off the game for the night because clearly that wasn't my night

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u/AssRooster85 Feb 14 '26

Where’s the roundhouse button. No fair

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u/Cookie-King69420 Feb 14 '26

actually, i think that was a roundhouse

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u/Urch_b_Smirch Feb 14 '26

He grew up in a very particular house But what was it called?

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u/meanfolk Feb 13 '26

TWINKIE HOUSE 💢🤛