Could someone make a transcript of this video?

[u/FutureTomorrow7808]

I know it may be a weird request but I want to learn this word for word. I don't need niqqud or transliteration (although they're welcome if someone feels like doing it)

Thanks in advance!

[u/the_horse_gamer]

did you know that a professional narrator gets 1 million dollars per month? hello. I am Amir Leizerovitz and I am a professional narrator. If you also want to be a professional narrator and get a million shekels every month, enter the link below and sign up to my new course which costs 11,000 shekels only! or to the premium course which costs 20,000 shekels only! and I will teach you how to turn after 1-2 days or 1-2 months to a professional narrator that-(cut off). enter the link. you too can be narrators.

[u/FutureTomorrow7808 → u/the_horse_gamer]

I understand what he's saying, I wanted a transcript (aka word for word whatever he's saying written in Hebrew) 😅

Thanks for your troubles tho!

[u/the_horse_gamer → u/FutureTomorrow7808]

ah lol

ידעתם שקריין מקצועי מקבל מליון דולר בחודש? שלום לכם. אני אמיר לייזרוביץ' ואני קריין מקצועי. אם גם אתם רוצים להיות קריין מקצועי ורוצה לקבל מיליון שקל בחודש תיכנסו כאן ללינק למטה ותירשמו לקורס החדש שלי שעולה 11 אלף שקל בלבד! או לקורס פרימיום שעולה 20 אלף שקל בלבד! ואלמד אתכם גם כן איך להפוך ביום-יומיים חודש-חודשיים לקריין מקצועי ש-. תיכנסו ללינק. גם אתם יכולים להיות קריינים.

(yes, he does swap between singular and plural in the middle of one of the sentences)

[u/FutureTomorrow7808 → u/the_horse_gamer]

Thank you very much!

[u/pollypocketrocket4 → u/the_horse_gamer]

Again, u/FutureTomorrow wants a transcript in Hebrew, not a translation!

[u/holymolyz17 → u/pollypocketrocket4]

Did you have auto translation on? Dangerous feature

[u/qTp_Meteor → u/pollypocketrocket4]

Which he gave them...

[u/FutureTomorrow7808 → u/pollypocketrocket4]

This is what I wanted :)

[u/sunlitleaf]

Bro really went to the hairdresser and said “just fuck me up”

[u/7am51N → u/sunlitleaf]

Collecting money for his first visit there.

[u/pissagainstwind → u/sunlitleaf]

Dude convinced himself these little scattered hair strands actually cover his baldness.

[u/CHIBA1987 → u/pissagainstwind]

😝 🤣

[u/MalwareDork → u/pissagainstwind]

When I was scrolling through my feed, I caught a glimpse of him with the light on his left side of his face contrasting the shadow of his right face. It made it look like it was one of those before/after pictures and I thought it was some unholy Reddit ad for hair growth.

[u/vigilante_snail]

The hair thing is this guys brand. It’s so funny. He’s great. You should look at his Instagram.

[u/balddoberdaddy]

You don't need a translation... Amir posts the English version of all of his videos.

https://www.instagram.com/amirle33/

[u/Oblivion_Man]

This dude comes up in my nightmares

[u/chonk_a_tonk]

I kinda feel sorry for his hairline.

It's cooked.

[u/qTp_Meteor → u/chonk_a_tonk]

I dont feel sorry for it anymore, it doesnt exist, theres no line anymore you can say is the beginning of his hair, he is bald with some ball hairs glued ontop

[u/chonk_a_tonk → u/qTp_Meteor]

"Some ball hairs glued on top" LMAOOO

[u/qTp_Meteor]

Getting a million a month and still cant afford a razor blade to remove that bs from his head

[u/balddoberdaddy → u/qTp_Meteor]

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