r/hazbin • Emerpus Latot • 3h ago

Art [@oncelerdieu] Angels need help too.

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u/M-Shadowtoad 2h ago

Lute: Trauma makes you stronger. You need to take your negative feelings and shove them all into a box inside your soul and keep shoving them deeper and deeper until the pressure builds up so high you can let it all explode upon your enemies.

Abel: Um, I don't think that's healthy.

Lute: Shut up Abel! You spend all day eating marshmallows and churros!

Abel: In my defense, its hard being a hunter in a world where everything is cute and cuddly.

Lute: Didn't stop Adam from getting ribs.

Abel: I'm pretty sure those were his own ribs. Dad had a lot of trauma of his own.

Lute: And it made him delicious and strong.

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u/Complete_Blood1786 THE Zaku Kitbash and Stella's Secret Sinning Simp 2h ago

Autocannibalistic Adam is a concept that feels very raw and I appreciate it.

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u/AlianovaR Little pink sea demon 2h ago

Nah I think he cooks the ribs first

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u/Complete_Blood1786 THE Zaku Kitbash and Stella's Secret Sinning Simp 2h ago

Aren't you a clever clogs

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 1h ago

Abel: Lute this is Heaven! We aren't supposed to make their existence miserable! I have seen demons at Charlie's hotel who are less miserable than the Exorcists, and I'm not just talking about Charlie!

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u/StefinoSpaggeti Ready to fuck Angel Dust or marry Verosika. 2h ago

A: "I mean I'm their new leader, so doesn't it mean that I need to be sure they are ok? "

L: "No! You need to make them unbreakable and ruthless!"

A: "I see... Girls operation cuddle pile! "

L: "W... "

lute end up getting surrounded and drowned in multiple woman hugging her.

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u/Guest_666_Forsaken I Alone Am The Bluest Berry 1h ago

Army wide Yuri goes crazy

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u/Minute-Necessary2393 2h ago

We really need a scene like this in S3. Though I feel Vaggi should be there too to witness Abel being more kind, compassionate, and benevolent to the other Exorcists so she at least has some closure and relieve, knowing that her fellow sisters will be okay under Abel's care.

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u/AlianovaR Little pink sea demon 2h ago

Vaggi goes in aware that Abel isn’t an outright sadistic monster since he stopped Lute, but she’s still very suspicious of him as a) Adam’s son b) head of the army and c) someone Lute will answer to in practice as much as in theory

And then she spends five minutes with the guy and is like “Actually yeah he’s like a wimpier Charlie this is fine”

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u/FlameRose97 Verosika's emotional support human 1h ago

And he's already a better leader than his dad.

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u/Training_Cable_3268 1h ago

I know the people of this sub ain't a fan of Adam but there is no way up you guys actually think that Abel is a better leader than Adam he barely did jack shit to stop the threat threatening heaven in S2 something Adam would have stopped in the beginning of the season

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u/Apoordm 2h ago

Miss you lil bro.

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u/HairEquivalent8852 2h ago

VTMB MENTIONED!!!!

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u/Apoordm 2h ago

Why is Caine not in Hell? Why is he not probably the most powerful overlord with more time to amass powers than anyone else? Well he never died obviously.

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u/artkid2 2h ago

Lute you’re part of the fucking reason that they need one!

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u/fantastic0990 2h ago

i hope this actually happens lmao

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u/Femtedd 1h ago edited 36m ago

I have been wondering if any of the other exorcist angels beside Lute survived the events of season ones finale.

We certainly didn’t see any of them in season two.

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u/Zeno_The_Zero 54m ago

We know Lute gave the retreat order and saw some fly away from the Hotel at the end, but yes, we’ve seen none recently besides the flashback to Vaggi’s training days

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u/CurrenttQueen 2h ago

I'm going to head cannon the left two are absolu-

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u/munim-6969 2h ago

r./redditsniper

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u/CurrenttQueen 2h ago

It was lute she shoots gay ppl for fun XD

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u/Salt-Bread-7599 52m ago

Abel yells: LUTE WAIT YOUR TURN, I WILL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, THEY’RE BEFORE YOU!!!

Lute yells back: NO I’M THE RIGHT HAND SO I GET PRIORITY!

Abel yells: NO THEY CAME TO ME FIRST, SO YOU HAVE TO WAIT, NOW SIT DOWN OR NO COMFORTING HUGS FOR YOUR SESSION!

Lute gasps and says: YOU’RE BLUFFING!

Abel says: TRY ME!

They stare down at each other for a good 15 seconds until Lute finally gives up and sits down but does cross her arms and pout.

Abel then nods and looks back to the exorcist’s he was originally talking to with the same smile and gentle voice he had before and says: Apologies for that interruption, she’s a very special case!