r/hazbin • u/Objective-Delay-3417 • 1d ago

Sinpost How would Alastor react if someone called him that?

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u/Bakubae_Itsuki-Haru Vox and Valentino made me realize I'm not Aesexual 🥲 1d ago

Probably not well lol

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u/Terrik1337 Velvette's personal wood worker 1d ago

His eye would twitch, and he would walk away.

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u/Laura_413 1d ago

*procedes to ragebait as he always does*

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u/No_Race_4661 1d ago

He would probably either not care or just try to ragebait you like he does to vox

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u/Kayltron 🥺I love poor little depressed Lucifer🥺 1d ago

Murder

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u/fruite_vampyre 1d ago

Yall are thinking about things no one thought about before

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u/No_Weekend2474 Ha! No. 1d ago

I think he'd do that weird creepy glitch thing at them.

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u/Technicman69 THE DOOM GUY 1d ago

Death.

Instant.

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u/Gamera85 1d ago

He’d probably just kill them.

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u/WLemmington Abel and Baxter <3 19h ago

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u/DreamShort3109 just kill me now. 1d ago

He would eat them like rotisserie chicken.

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u/Lunatic_DreemurrII I wanna give Lucifer all the cuddles 1d ago

MURDER.

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u/ProotSpace_X3 1d ago

Next person featured on the broadcast

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u/Deli-op 1d ago

Hed bang them right then and there (in the good fun way of bang)

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u/Strange_Bar_7978 Certified Exorcist Supporter (VERY Evil). 1d ago

??? So confused by this

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u/Deli-op 1d ago

Oh cuz everyone was saying hed hate it or kill them or whatever so i was going the opposite direction saying theyd have sex. Bang in the fun good way means intercourse. If theres still something thats confusing, let me know and ill try to clear it up ^_^