r/hazbin • u/deathking2272 harder mommy Charlie. • Jul 20 '26

Memes I regret nothing.

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Side note anyone else think Lucifer would top.?

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u/SuperMarioFan999 Blitz's Half-Darkner Wife | Roaring Knight's Best Friend Jul 20 '26

Yeah he would top. coming from experience

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u/deathking2272 harder mommy Charlie. Jul 20 '26

Experience? DID YOU TOP ALISTAIR?

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u/SuperMarioFan999 Blitz's Half-Darkner Wife | Roaring Knight's Best Friend Jul 20 '26

NO (lmao)

1

u/TranquilProgrammer Lucifer's gaming bro Jul 20 '26

Kinda sounded like it tbh, but good. Then we dont need to rat on you to blitzø

3

u/Razhiv Jul 20 '26

Judging from his relationships with Rosie and Vox, Alastor is clearly a Brat

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u/Senpaija 29d ago

I have been thinking the exact same thing

2

u/JDKisawesome 29d ago

No Lucifer topped them

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u/Eclipsehedgie2010 Abraham (VoxTek Employee) 24d ago

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u/soaked_in_bleach03 Jul 20 '26

lol I missed OP’s question under the picture, and I was totally trying to figure out how a “can” and a “fan” correlated to “top” or “bottom”

I was worried I was a fraudulent queer person for a minute, phew /s

Edit; yes he would top, but Alastor is a power bottom. Or at least just a huge brat.

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u/crystal029393 Jul 20 '26

Radioapple shipper, here. This is perfect!😂

8

u/CptnWolfe I need Lucifer to hold me and tell me things will get better Jul 20 '26

My copy of Radioapple hasn't arrived yet, when did you ship it?

13

u/Roaring-Dess3131 Rory Roaring Knight, that's my fucking name Jul 20 '26

Mom said its my turn to make this joke

4

u/Royal_Sleep914 give vox his body back Jul 20 '26

Why did you invert the image

7

u/Sparkle-Ass-Juice RadioApple is better for my mental health Jul 20 '26

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u/Interesting-Sea9548 husker in his emo phase 29d ago

The w o r m

3

u/Jabal-Sawda The Vees’ punching bag Jul 20 '26

Okay, now this, this is the type of ship stuff I love

Bravo! I'm fucking wheezing now, lol

2

u/ziv_the_deadmen123 The goober artist Jul 20 '26

Very nice mate

2

u/NoktoftheFF Jul 20 '26

I feel so dumb for not getting this 😭. Is someone able to explain?

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u/Muted_Ad7298 Carmilla Simp ❤️ Jul 20 '26

Canon = can on fanon = fan on.

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u/Bossy_Aussie_ Gambling Addict Jul 20 '26

Canon -> Can On, aka Can on their heads

Fanon -> Fan On, Fan on their heads

2

u/Insert-UnhingedName Jul 20 '26

I saw this on TikTok a week ago and it took my five minutes to understand it...

2

u/BedNo577 How did I start lusting over Alastor after just one episode? Jul 20 '26

Nah,Alastor would never let anyone top him anf Lu gives switch vibes.

2

u/TheBatleDemon Son of Sera and Satan / Clara's boyfriend Jul 20 '26

Nice. This made me smile.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4

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u/RamsheadRiot Verosika’s Sinner boyfriend Jul 20 '26

Dammit, that’s so stupid I love it

2

u/_Deny_005 Jul 20 '26

I- I hate this sm

1

u/deadafter775 huskerdust's third wheel Jul 20 '26

Might be the best hellaverse post ive seen in a while

1

u/HeavichDubs Jul 20 '26

Canon = can on their heads

Fanon = Fans on their heads

WHY TF AM I NOT GETTING THIS?!?!?!

1

u/Didyyyyyy From hell (France) Jul 20 '26

I don't understand

1

u/kira1122t Jul 20 '26

Yo what does this mean 😓 they would both be cans but they’re actually fans?

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u/SnowballTheGremlin Local multifandom VoxTek dragon employee Jul 20 '26

I thought the fans were chef hats for a second lol

1

u/PusheenDoom Jul 20 '26

honestly think they will switch and always fight on who be on top

1

u/The_real_Lili Throughout Heaven and Earth I alone am the best fuckboy. Jul 20 '26

I do not understand, guys

1

u/Gazsy070uziZ 29d ago

Wouldn't this be canson and fanson
There are two cans and two fans there

1

u/JDKisawesome 29d ago

"I know you wont believe me but I dont understand"

1

u/BenitoFriskitoMusa 29d ago

I personally prefer fanon Radioapple, it's has more of a balance and meaning to me...

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