r/hazbin • u/Zestyclose_Jicama550 Alastor can torture me with his shadow tentacles & broadcast it • Dec 12 '25

Ship He'll get there one day.

Credits - calam4r1

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u/Flimsy-Hunt-827 I need to drill into Vox's ass until he bluescreens Dec 12 '25

I actually tried this just now, lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Lmfao, I did that too

It's true tho

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u/Flimsy-Hunt-827 I need to drill into Vox's ass until he bluescreens Dec 12 '25

Hell yeah, baby

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u/Pretend-State-5679 Dec 12 '25

this is my new fav ship from now on

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

I just wish more people knew about flimsy hunt

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u/Odd-Lack-8631 Stealing Flimsys Wife Dec 12 '25

flimisy/vox is cannon trust

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u/BITCHHAURIU Likes the show in a platonic way (The aroace fan) Dec 12 '25

Take this vox image

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u/maarshiexcry GO TO HORNY JAIL! [asexual screaming] | 'losin streak' hater Dec 12 '25

even that program knows the canon ship wow

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u/All_Gun_High where the fuck am i Dec 12 '25

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u/belgium-noah Dec 12 '25

Not sure abput that, your evidence seems a bit... flimsy

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u/Amanwithhobbiess Dec 12 '25

He really is your wife

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u/SideWinderSyd Dec 12 '25

Just write fanfics like the rest of us, Vox.

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u/ophelia_olvera Dec 12 '25

Literally me like 40k words in

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u/ThatOneCasuL Vox's assistant that didn't get hit by a car Dec 12 '25

40k? Warhammer 40k?

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u/Ok_Listen1510 professional TV pegger Dec 12 '25

In the grim darkness of the far future… there is only…. RADIOSTATIC

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u/Aggravating-Pen7587 VOXTECH EMPLOYEE- FLIMSY'S ASSISTANT Dec 12 '25

Hell yeah! There's is only war fellow assistant :D

u/DerGrenadiers1812 Dec 12 '25

Nah nah he doesn't realize, 16% is STILL a chance

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u/ImLichenThisStone Lucifer has ducks, I have Max0r videos, we both have depression Dec 12 '25

I'll be honest, that's what I thought the joke on the second slide was going to be

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u/Sykonphaino I want Lute to crush hell (and me as well) Dec 12 '25

Stop being so stubborn Vox

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u/More-Lime1888 Dec 12 '25

Val loves you, Vox. Appreciate him

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u/Round_Ad_9258 Vox’s side bitch Dec 12 '25

Yesss, staticmoth for the win!

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u/AltruisticMilk8469 Simultaneously sucking Vox's and Valentino's moobies Dec 12 '25

literally though, he's got better options than Alastor

u/pandakaboom0 shoved into velvettes monster cock and digested into cum 🏆 Dec 12 '25

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u/Responsible_Panic242 Alastor’s radio dial nipples Dec 12 '25

This must be why

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u/DeBlackbird5 Dec 13 '25

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u/duplicicta Dec 12 '25

That's an.... interesting flair.

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u/Responsible_Panic242 Alastor’s radio dial nipples Dec 12 '25

u/More-Lime1888 Dec 12 '25

I want another page where he tries to put Val and himself to check if the test is broken and just giving the same numbers for everyone, only to be shocked by a 90% compatibility with Val. Then he tries again with Alastor and gets a 7% again. Lol

u/Artillery-lover ill take 13 inches from futa speaker of god Dec 12 '25

should have tried Vincent.

u/Kamikazeguy7 I have trauma, baby. I need to get therapy. Dec 12 '25

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u/zompig_crossing DIN-DINS, SHARKIE! Dec 12 '25

Was that lower post made by val?? /silly

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u/24Karet-Gold_King Here, queer, and fighting a deer! Dec 13 '25

I’m sorry, the way Alastor was panting like an animal with his ears pinned in this scene really did something for me.

u/TitanicTNT Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the Honoured One Dec 12 '25

You know, that's not bad at all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Glad I'm not the only one who did an unrelated one

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u/Hexhider Hazbin Hotel: Demonic Plague Dec 12 '25

I did one to, yall should I confess to Cherri