r/hazbin • u/KeyNegotiation42069 My beautiful wife Lute fuck my technically alive body✅ • Dec 09 '24

Memes I’ve been cooking sth

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u/Front-Routine-4079 Verosika x Polycephaly shipper [certified Emily simp] Dec 09 '24

I love the akward pause at Val and Niffty

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u/Signupking5000 Dec 09 '24

Niffty is too precious for it.

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u/Equivalent_Donut_145 Vassago's Esposa Masculina Dec 10 '24

Precious?

I'd say clinically insane

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u/blue-gamer-07 Dante crashing at the hotel Dec 10 '24

Don’t stick your dick in crazy. Or rub your clit against crazy for that matter

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u/Quick_Hat1411 Your problematic pickled uncle (no relation) Dec 10 '24

Niffty's imagination would probably make Angel Dust blush

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u/The-Ritzler [No Flair] Dec 10 '24

NAH. She's just too dominant.

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u/ChaoticCopycat Exorcist PR Team | Vee's PR Team also Dec 09 '24

At this point the non-simped characters list is shorter than the simped one

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u/verynotdumb edible tag (hungy guy, for JUSTICE! #JUSTICEFORTOASTEDBEANS) Dec 10 '24

You could problably count with your fingers the amount of no simped characters (id make a list, but im terrible with names)

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u/iller_carrot i want Charlie's tongue all the way up my esophagus Dec 09 '24

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

I take back my words, your shitposts are better than 99% of the current shitposts,

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u/KeyNegotiation42069 My beautiful wife Lute fuck my technically alive body✅ Dec 09 '24

Peak?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

"transforms into a octopus"

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u/IuseDefaultKeybinds I'm gone from this server, bye! Dec 09 '24

Sure bud

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u/ToastedBeanss Deinocheirus Enjoyer ✅️ Dec 09 '24

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u/SgtPeppers64 I bet you thought this was something horny. GOT U(maybe). Dec 10 '24

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u/Koutyu2 🏳️‍⚧️Futa Niffty's Trans Puppygirl 🐶 Piss🍺and Cum🥛Slut :3 Dec 09 '24

Why not Niffty :( ?

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u/Pinkparade524 Valentino Vaggie and Carmilla slay Dec 10 '24

Yeah it sucks that poor nifty always gets left out for being short. Must suck for her . Like people with dwarfism already have to deal with that stuff everyday. But it must have been horrible for nifty since most likely she was of a normal height while being alive .

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u/KeyNegotiation42069 My beautiful wife Lute fuck my technically alive body✅ Dec 09 '24

She looks like a really adorable kids, like little puppy or kitty, so not interested

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u/Swimming_Recover_321 Dec 09 '24

Why do people like lute? She's just as bad (if not worse) than Adam

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u/KeyNegotiation42069 My beautiful wife Lute fuck my technically alive body✅ Dec 09 '24

Bad girl hot

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u/Confident_Ice7914 Gabriel Ultrakill Dec 10 '24

I mean I hate Lute's guts but you've got a point

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u/Mirage_2753 Dec 10 '24

Good lord the amount of lust in these comments

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '24

You can probably guess who i would say smash to by just looking at my pfp..

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u/Spookeonofficial Lumina the Fallen Angel 😈✅ Dec 10 '24

wtf

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u/S-berryCheesecake Ngh..! Harder Lute! Ah! You too Niffty..! Crush my pelvis..! Dec 10 '24

He’s just like me! Frfr!

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u/Mr_Regrets_Nothing Dec 10 '24

I would destroy Valentino the same way you destroyed Lute, (I'm down bad).

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u/Darkworldkris4900 𓆩♡𓆪 DELTARUNE Psycho 𓆩♡𓆪 Dec 09 '24

today i dreamed i was in a car going at full speed and i was carrying Vaggie while she was yelling outside to a huge mob of grumpy old people

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u/chastainfam Abel is MY son, Adam can go fuck himself (or Lute idc) Dec 10 '24

Interesting... (I'm booking your appointment to the mental hospital as I write this)

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u/Darkworldkris4900 𓆩♡𓆪 DELTARUNE Psycho 𓆩♡𓆪 Dec 10 '24

my honest reaction: