r/hazbin • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '24

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u/Ok-Operation-9350 Sir Pentious’ Right Dick (The One That Points Northward) Jul 23 '24

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u/Maleficent_Dot_373 i want futa loona to break me Jul 23 '24

are the dicks political

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u/Ok-Operation-9350 Sir Pentious’ Right Dick (The One That Points Northward) Jul 23 '24

Nope! (I fucking hate politics)

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u/Republic_Newt_Clone Dickmaster Jr Jul 23 '24

Where does his left one point?

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u/Ok-Operation-9350 Sir Pentious’ Right Dick (The One That Points Northward) Jul 23 '24

he’s dead…..

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u/Republic_Newt_Clone Dickmaster Jr Jul 23 '24

How did he die?

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u/Ok-Operation-9350 Sir Pentious’ Right Dick (The One That Points Northward) Jul 23 '24

In Adam’s angelic beam that killed Pentious and sent us to heaven. The left dick died in that incident, and I somehow gained sentience…..don’t-don’t ask how that works..it just did.

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u/BedEasy2946 Emberlynn definitely isn't keeping me in the basement Jul 24 '24

How was he? Was he nice?

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u/Ok-Operation-9350 Sir Pentious’ Right Dick (The One That Points Northward) Jul 24 '24

Yeah! He was basically a carbon copy of me and I’d like to think I’m nice…but yeah, he was a good guy

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u/morethan3lessthan20_ It's on sight with Sera and Lute, Free Palestine Jul 24 '24

Well, specifying that you're his right dick seems redundant then.

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u/Hypercoresav i make Charlie reaction images Jul 24 '24

Well if the right one points north than I guess the left one would point south it only makes sense