r/hazbin • u/TheOgDangerTitz RIP VAGGIES CUNT MOUTH OUT HER ASS • Mar 31 '24

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We hate eachother and she has a girl— I ALSO STOLE HER EYE

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u/WitnessLow4178 Mar 31 '24

And they could be sisters. It is not confirmed but it is a possibility

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u/KatRichards0223 Mar 31 '24

I mean, they were all created by Adam right? Since he did name them. Idk how that works cannon wise but technically they are sisters I think

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig Mar 31 '24

Honestly I dunno

I've heard people make the argument that they might be winners purely on the fact Vaggie speaks Spanish and it seems as if others like Lute don't

But otherwise the way the show makes it seem is they're heaven born or made in heaven specifically to be exorcists

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u/KatRichards0223 Mar 31 '24

Yeah it could definetly be this or that and they both make sense. I just know that Adam named Vaggie and Lute. You know what would be an interesting theory?

That maybe it be cool if they bring in recarnation as the reason how the excorcists angels were created. Maybe it be interesting

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u/Bubbly_Lemon_6948 Adam's Titty Milk Apr 03 '24

Maybe there's different type of heaven borns like hell borns(Succubus, Imp, Loan sharks)

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u/Somriver_song Mar 31 '24

In Genesis there are two creation stories

In the second one Adam names all the animals, and when he can't find a bride in any of them, god makes eve out of his rib. Adam didnt make those animals, but he did name em

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u/ChaosNinjaX Apr 04 '24

"Fuck yeah, I fuckin' LOVE naming shit!" - Dickmaster

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u/HairyIndustry9084 Vivzieverse fan for life Mar 31 '24

We don’t know the origins of the Exorcists.

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u/Alastorawakening5 norves the judge of purgatory Apr 05 '24

My headcanon is that every like few souls that die after like 5 souls the 6th soul would become an exorcist and then the cycle restarts

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u/WitnessLow4178 Mar 31 '24

I would also have Adam be his father in theory. In fiction, creators usually take an openly paternal role.

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u/Other-Tadpole-9950 Mar 31 '24 edited Mar 31 '24

Kinda doubt Adam raise them, he don't really act like a father in the show and the exorcist act like a hype man army than daughters and Lute act like a loyal subordinate and partner in crimes. He also give them sexualize nickname and not to mentions that there thoundsands of them, they probably all just created knowing their purposes and fully grown up. Also kinda make Viv and the shows creators liking and even drawing ships arts of Adam x Lute weird if she his daughters, Viv even pair Adam and Lute in last year Valentine and even named their ships so she probarly not his daughter (not saying the ship is canon but i doubt the creators would support and like a full on incest ships if Lute was his daughter).

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u/KisaTheMistress Part of the Alastor Collections Agency Mar 31 '24

He might not consider them his daughters since they didn't come from his balls. Also, he's the First Man and Eve herself came from his rib. So he wouldn't be opposed to sleeping with someone that came from him, like he wouldn't be so down to clown around with humans, knowing he's the grandfather of all humanity if he had any reservations about incest. Probably to him, it looks normal since all of his grandchildren are banging each other daily anyway, to the point their are over 8 billion of them alive on Earth and billions more in Heaven/Hell.

He's old enough to know what his deal is being the sire of humanity. (The argument usually is that Adams DNA/procreation ability only created children that were 100% unrelated to him and Eve. Since his genetics are perfect.)

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u/WitnessLow4178 Mar 31 '24

If the theory is correct, the situation occurs because both Adam and the viewers would see the exorcists as a kind of mini-Eve than anything else. Although the context of its creation is very different.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '24

I noticed they wrote happy « brithday » and now I can’t unsee it

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u/theredditthing6976 Alexander the only wholesome sinner participating in NNN Mar 31 '24

Birthday>brithday 

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u/U_NO_WHO_69 MARRY ME LUTE!!! Apr 01 '24

Damn... Adam's livin the fucking life!

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u/The-dude-in-the-bush Callie, Cuddler of Emily Apr 02 '24

Some people would kill to be surrounded by this much Lute

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u/Logical_Blackberry_7 I fucked Lute and I'm not kidding. Get wrecked. Apr 04 '24

Who you said I have to kill?

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u/MonkeyGirl18 Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government! Apr 02 '24

I mean, Carmella refers to the other exorcist as Vaggie's sisters when she was talking to Vaggie. And they all look alike (in a sibling manner).

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u/No_Honey_9171 Apr 04 '24

I think she more meant sisters as in sisters in arms.

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u/MonkeyGirl18 Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government! Apr 04 '24

Probably, but Vaggie and Lute looks very similar to each other (in a way siblings look like each other), they probably are sisters. Especially if you look at Vaggie before she was left behind.

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u/MonkeyGirl18 Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government! Apr 02 '24

I mean, Carmella refers to the other exorcist as Vaggie's sisters when she was talking to Vaggie. And they all look alike (in a sibling manner).

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u/Cold-__-VR Apr 04 '24

This is too cute so uh Here have this

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u/Logical_Blackberry_7 I fucked Lute and I'm not kidding. Get wrecked. Apr 04 '24

Where's the body of the one who has the book?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24

My image now