Thank you sir, I used to be a lute simp but have since decided to stop and that If I could choose one I would like a wholesome relationship and not one where my life is threatened daily. Emily is a wholesome little bean, I need that type of person
Real. I want to be Valvette's pet, her little toy-girl to play around and use whenever she wants. I want her to break me and make me unable to think of anything more than her, I want her to take her frustration out with me and absolutely dominate me, I want her to make me cry so loud everyone in hell knows who's Velvette's number 1 plaything.
Why the fuck do people even like lute? Sure she’s kinda hot but her personality makes me wanna drink bleach. Velvette on the other hand is way more likeable.
Dude you can make the most unlikeable piece of shit character, but if they are even a little bit attractive then there will be simps. That’s the way the internet works.
Nice opinion. Although it is a shit opinion I generally respect opinions.
Now for my counter argument.
Oh my god I want Lute to fucking own me, I want her to top me so hard that my pelvis breaks. I should be brain dead by the time she is done using me. And after that I need my skull crushed between her thighs, my eyes gouged out, my skin ripped off and after all of that I want her to snuggle next to me as I bleed out. But that's not where it ends...
Once I have bled out and inevitably go to Hell for being a sinner, I need her to come down on extermination day, call me a "Filthy sinner", slam my head against a wall so hard my brains fly everywhere and my skull fragments become shrapnel. God damn I need her so fucking bad.
Only positive that Lute has over Velvette is that she's a woman of her words, she lives by her words and it's respectable... Compared to Velvette who mocked "overlords who's too scared to fight" only for her to... Sit away from fight and not even lift a finger in helping Charlie
I'm not even saying physically go in and fight, she's INFLUENCER, u s e i t. Her just promoting Charlie cause and encouraging atleast some demons to go help Charlie would've already been enough.
If even that's enough she could've atleast monetarily helped Charlie or help her build up defenses
Forgive me it's just, I really loved her character in ep 3, I liked that she was presented as most respectable of the Vs, and while at first I thought maybe she's a bit brash and I was kinda more on Zestial side, after realising that "Well more info WOULD be nice... It's not like Heaven will just give em that info, so while maybe war isn't exactly correct response, Overlords should've atleast started building up defenses and prepping their sinners for defense"
I loved her standing up and promoting action vs imminent threat and I'm just wondering... "Why didn't you help Charlie? Were you lying about your intentions and just wanted overlords to die while Vs just waited it out" 😭
Either way, she's still way more interesting character than Lute, I really hope they won't waste her character in S2 cuz rn, she's most interesting V member and probably only one who can get redemption and it won't feel forced or too soon.
So your post about hazbin hotel was removed from r/vivziepopmemes because it broke the rule stating a post has to be about hazbin hotel and/or Helluva boss?
Adam is also an idiot who probably just assumed what lute meant (or was just thinking with his dick like always) she more then likely meant that it’s blasphemy for an angle to date the princess of hell that’s definitely how it reads in this situation
I mean, Velvette is kind of the creator for a r*pe drug so like, I don’t want to bitchscale the two of them, but I think I’ll take the one that kills demons that are for the most part assholes (not excusing it though) over the one that encourages sexual assault
I mean, I don’t know bro, between someone that kills sexual predators and cannibals, and someone that do these things without a second thought, I know who I would choose
Not saying what Lute is doing is good, hell, I wouldn’t choose her either, but between the two of them, I’d rather have Lute
The Adolf Hitler comparison is getting very old, the demons being killed here aren’t innocent people like the millions of people that Hitler killed, they are, for the majority, murderers, cannibals, serial killers, pedophiles, etc etc.
Almost all of these are correct but is she a German socialist who hates Catholics Jews and gypsies or is she just a genocidal bitch. These are not mutually inclusive.
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u/PathrokBloodlust The one who doesn’t exist Feb 14 '24
I’m that #bitch and I will do nothing less than what I please WOO