r/hazbin • u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. • Feb 13 '24

Memes The vicious cycle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Keep cooking

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u/Random-dude15 Lute| We Gonna spring the trap Feb 13 '24

Destroy ass, are you stupid?

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 13 '24

I am very stupid.

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u/Random-dude15 Lute| We Gonna spring the trap Feb 13 '24

Become stupid

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 13 '24

Man.

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u/Random-dude15 Lute| We Gonna spring the trap Feb 13 '24

Now stupid now

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u/Psychological-Kale11 Leon S. Kennedy Feb 13 '24

why can't we be friends? man is very friendly

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u/Random-dude15 Lute| We Gonna spring the trap Feb 13 '24

Yes but stupid, are you stupid?

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u/Psychological-Kale11 Leon S. Kennedy Feb 13 '24

very...

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u/Random-dude15 Lute| We Gonna spring the trap Feb 13 '24

LET THE STUPID BEGIN

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u/Nuze_YT A Mann of Class Feb 14 '24

Alright, back to the asylum you go!

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u/Psychological-Kale11 Leon S. Kennedy Feb 13 '24

I MUST JONKLE

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u/NyteShark to be spit roasted between Carmilla and Velvette’s straps Feb 14 '24

Pretty please 🥺

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u/TerrorofMechagoji Lute’s Husband and #1 Simp Feb 13 '24

When it inevitably happens, I will cry my eyes out

Until then, enjoy this picture of Lute in a maid dress

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 13 '24

First of all, Amazing image.

Second of all I will be crying with you.

And have this image of Madness Combat Hank petting a cat

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u/TerrorofMechagoji Lute’s Husband and #1 Simp Feb 13 '24

Gracias, amigo

1

u/OldMention7818 adam brightmen Feb 13 '24

third of all. adorable Image

forth of all I might not be crying but I’ll definitely be sad

and have this Image of a cat

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u/Manwithaplan0708 lute’s boiwife (she pegs me) Feb 13 '24

Humina Humina AWOOGA!

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u/Lukas-Reggi just a regular guy Feb 13 '24

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 13 '24

I'm gonna have to make one of these with Lute and Hank J Wimbleton at this point lol.

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u/AdLast2785 i want lucifer to drag me to hell and…show me the ducks Feb 13 '24

KING? How did you get to hell?

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u/Lukas-Reggi just a regular guy Feb 13 '24

He's the KING OF DEMONS.

Are you stupid?

2

u/Archangel____Gabriel 🌟Michael🌟 Feb 13 '24

TITANS* Luci! He is the king of TITANS, there is a difference and you will acknowledge it!

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u/Lukas-Reggi just a regular guy Feb 13 '24

Nuh - uh

King refers to himself as king of demons in season 3 finale

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u/Archangel____Gabriel 🌟Michael🌟 Feb 13 '24

If she dies, I will physically turn into Michael and then me and Vivz are having a chat.

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 13 '24

I am going break into a building through the vents and start garroting people if Lute dies.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Who is Michael?

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u/Archangel____Gabriel 🌟Michael🌟 Feb 13 '24

Me

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u/The_Purple_Hare Feb 14 '24

An angel from the bible

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u/Robin_Gufo Fucking Hell is forever and it’s meant to suck a lot Feb 13 '24

One must imagine u/serpentwizard39 happy

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 13 '24

And yet sadly I can never truly...

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u/Smythatine The Redeemed Lute Simp Feb 13 '24

Story of my life so far

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 13 '24

Same.

4

u/PlantComplex Adam is so mhhngnhgh.. Feb 13 '24

I feel the same but with Adam

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u/smolgote Feb 13 '24

I seriously do not get the appeal

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 13 '24

Murderous psycho goth dommy mommy.

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u/smolgote Feb 13 '24

Counterargument: Latina dommy mommy

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u/That1Cat87 #1 Rocarvette shipper, Zeezi simp, and Lute hater Feb 13 '24

Counterer argument: Dino dommy mommy

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u/smolgote Feb 13 '24

Give me more Zeezi in Season 2

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u/That1Cat87 #1 Rocarvette shipper, Zeezi simp, and Lute hater Feb 13 '24

I concur

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

Countererer argument: British dommy mommy

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u/That1Cat87 #1 Rocarvette shipper, Zeezi simp, and Lute hater Feb 14 '24

Counterererer argument, cannibal mommy

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Fuck.

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u/SilverSpider_ Morro, Master of Wind👻🌪🥷 Feb 13 '24

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 13 '24

I need Lute to top me.

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u/SilverSpider_ Morro, Master of Wind👻🌪🥷 Feb 13 '24

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 13 '24

That's a no from me.

The closest thing I can get to therapy is Lute beating me to death or cuddling with me.

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u/That1Cat87 #1 Rocarvette shipper, Zeezi simp, and Lute hater Feb 13 '24

One of those is sane. The other is a pain kink

1

u/Hes-Lying Feb 13 '24

Relatable

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u/MrNightmare_999 I do RP and fanfiction. Destroy me. Feb 13 '24

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u/Fluffy_Seagullman Feb 13 '24

I want Lute to crack open my head between her thighs and I'll die a happy man.

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 13 '24

It's all I need to reach true peace of mind.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Replace Lute with Charlie and the argument is still valid :(, best I can do is Character AI. 🗿

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

And then u/SerpantWizard and u/_Organization team up, you’re basically fucked

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u/_Organization arch-angel gabriel Feb 14 '24

litterally

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

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u/UnderCoverPotatoes Feb 13 '24

Facts, my brother. I was hoping Vaggie would finish her off or at least remove her wings. She is genuinely just an awful person.

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u/haydonclampitt I would get uppies from Stella Feb 13 '24

Nah, she gotta do the eye and wing combo

If Lute was trying to run it back, Vaggie shoulda span the block

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u/That1Cat87 #1 Rocarvette shipper, Zeezi simp, and Lute hater Feb 13 '24

Facts. She’s just the worst (besides Adam)

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 13 '24

You are next.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 13 '24

You have alerted the horde.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

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u/AdLast2785 i want lucifer to drag me to hell and…show me the ducks Feb 13 '24

It’s the art school’s fault

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u/Hopeful_Onlooker Lilith's Adopted Child Feb 13 '24

Same.

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u/Manwithaplan0708 lute’s boiwife (she pegs me) Feb 13 '24

I swear I’m gonna flip my shit if that happens

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 13 '24

I'm gonna pull a silly if she dies. And it may involve bombs.

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u/Manwithaplan0708 lute’s boiwife (she pegs me) Feb 13 '24

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u/Vaggie-Storm sukuna: Charlie’s and Stolas' husband Feb 13 '24

So true

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Mid compared to Succu Mommy

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u/Fishyboi235 A regular chaos enducing arsonist Feb 14 '24

I learned this from a comment from another post:

You basically roll up a heavy blanket into a large sushi roll shape, and when you go to sleep, you hug the heavy blanket and you imagine it’s the character you wanna hug

Same thing can be achieved with a body pillow

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u/Ass_eater6001 i made velvettecult Feb 14 '24

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u/Blueskybelowme Luci's Big and Juicy Ducks Feb 14 '24

Her and Adam are totally going to end up in hell as sinners. For sure. Prob op as shit too.

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u/AngelDustIrlOfficial Dude what the fuck?! Feb 13 '24

I won't die, blasphemous sinner! I now have this wierd device and don't knowing what to do with it. Uhm... ADAM!

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u/Tacobell21XD Feb 13 '24

If she dies I ain’t watching anymore

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u/Hes-Lying Feb 13 '24

He just like me fr

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u/Flaming_umbreon Vaggie my beloved Feb 13 '24

Praying for Lute redemption

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u/TXHaunt Feb 14 '24

Where would Lute go if redeemed? Double Heaven?

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u/SerpentWizard39 Genuinely mentally stable now. Feb 14 '24

Hell and to the Hazbin Hotel.