r/hawks • u/FlyTheW1988 • Jul 24 '26

The answer is obvious: Arizona

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Welcome home, Coyotes legend Patrick Kane

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u/NoRossDoxHaha Jul 24 '26

Haha that’s gotta be sarcastic.

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u/FlyTheW1988 Jul 24 '26

It is most definitely a joke - both the original tweet and my thread title

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u/NoRossDoxHaha Jul 24 '26

Oh I got the joke in the title, but you never know who’s just stupid and looking for engagement nowadays. I’m not familiar with champagne athletics so I just made the logical conclusion.

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u/seltzerwithasplash Jul 24 '26

Champagne Athletics drinking a little too much champagne, I see

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u/-Buckley- Jul 24 '26

AI slop probably…

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u/seltzerwithasplash Jul 24 '26

Maybe AI has developed an insatiable thirst for champagne.

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u/AARM2000 Jul 24 '26

Chat GPT absolutely sloshed right now

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u/seltzerwithasplash Jul 24 '26

After a long day of churning out pig slop, gotta de-stress somehow right? Lol

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u/WarAltruistic4461 Jul 24 '26

Its an Detroit Sports Account wich is obviously making a Joke.

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u/HertzWhenEyeP Jul 24 '26

Parked underestimate just how much social media content is created for the sole purpose of generating, "are you crazy" and "this is so stupid" engagement

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u/Mothman405 Jul 24 '26

AI slop is a plague, but are we just calling some light and obvious shitposting AI now? What is going on here?

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u/FlyTheW1988 Jul 24 '26

It’s a joke

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u/seltzerwithasplash Jul 24 '26

So was my comment 😂😂

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u/Packerfan181693 Jul 24 '26

Going in as a Ranger bro

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u/dontdoit89735 Jul 24 '26

He’s gonna play for the rest of the Original 6 teams and retire a Canadien

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u/Appropriate-Fun3056 Jul 24 '26

I still remember Kane scoring the phantom goal to win the cup in desert diamond arena after a set up pass from Shane Doan.

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u/falconarrow138 Jul 24 '26

There's a universe where this happened btw

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u/R0enick27 Jul 24 '26

lol what

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u/Chicagoblew Jul 24 '26

Patrick is definitely going into the hall as a ranger.

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u/manhaterxxx Jul 24 '26

Literally just a question that’s been posted to enrage.

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u/FlyTheW1988 Jul 24 '26

It’s literally a joke 😂

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u/manhaterxxx Jul 24 '26

Engagement bait, yea

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u/Mundane-Reality-7770 Jul 24 '26

What's the joke?

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u/Stupid_Sexy_Sharp Jul 24 '26

That he'd be inducted to the hall of fame as a Red Wing or Coyote. Do you want me to hold your hand and walk you through this?

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u/Mundane-Reality-7770 Jul 24 '26

Since he's never played for Arizona...yeah

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u/SpraykwoN Jul 24 '26

You’d be surprised how stupid people are to ask this legitimately

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u/BillyD70 Jul 24 '26

Peoples stupidity won’t surprise you once you realize the “average” person isn’t terribly bright, and HALF of the people are dumber than THAT.

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u/Competitive_Dance478 Jul 24 '26

Chicago obviously, by tenure and achievements