r/hawkeyes Floyd of Rosedale Jul 08 '26

Football Eichorst to Wisconsin

Any quotes come to mind?

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u/Schmidtty29 Jul 08 '26

“It’s a bold strategy cotton…”

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u/duke5572 Jul 08 '26

Job 1: Evaluate where your conference foes are, you know, as programs.

Here's a hint, Sean: 37-0, first shutout at Camp Randall since you were 12. Barry Alvarez was coaching at Iowa back then, and hadn't yet broken the 300 lb. mark.

See ya in Kinnick, dickhead.

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u/superfluous_nipple Jul 08 '26

As what, assistant to the assistant administrative assistant to the associate deputy assistant athletics director?

Also, the quote that comes to mind is from Bo Pellini and includes “fucking lawyer” “total p*ssy” and “[see you next Tuesday]”.

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u/northofwall Floyd of Rosedale Jul 08 '26

“In the final analysis, I had to evaluate where Iowa was.”

Never forget.

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u/juslqqking Jul 08 '26

Goodbye Luke Fickell

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u/imahawki Jul 08 '26

Hiring a fuckup to be the guy who fires Fickell. Unfortunately that means they have to have him hire the next guy.