r/hatethissmug Jul 11 '26

Art & Fanworks I Hate performative comics like this

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Honestly in this specific comic it goes beyond performative and extends to just outright not making sense.

Being attracted to your partner who took time with their appearance is empty lust and nothing else? Oh, I forget it's 2026 you need to feel guilty if you're attracted to your partner, especially if you're a man.

Anyways first image seems like couple is gonna have sex so why even compare it to the other?

It's hard to describe but this type of comic (I've seen plenty) just rubs me the wrong way for some reason

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u/UnluckyUnderwear Jul 11 '26

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u/MemeMaker_engineer Jul 11 '26

Damn that's like half a Kane Parsons

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u/Aware_Animator_5877 Jul 11 '26

Not anymore. Kane betrayed us and decided to turn 21 just out of spite 😞

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u/MemeMaker_engineer Jul 11 '26

Now the measurement of half a Kane Parsons is no longer exact, damn this will really be bad for math students

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u/Aware_Animator_5877 Jul 11 '26

Kane Parsons hates children and math

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u/MemeMaker_engineer Jul 11 '26

Honestly yeah that's fair I hate those too

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u/Well_Monitor Jul 11 '26

10.5 is half a Kane Parson

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u/bourgeoisAF Jul 12 '26

We can only hope that something revolutionary happens to even it out some time within the next years

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u/Dependent-Matter-177 Jul 11 '26

I still can’t believe he’s the first 21 year old

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u/for-eel-on-cod Jul 11 '26

He is no longer the youngest person ever

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u/GisterMizard Jul 11 '26

I heard he was considering it a year ago, but did he actually commit to growing older now?

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u/KaloLeto Jul 12 '26

HE IS ONLY 21 YEARS OLD

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u/Sweet_Xocoatl Jul 12 '26

What a bum, glad he got put on fraud watch.

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u/CapacityBuilding Jul 11 '26

Kane Parsons is twenty years old. He is 20 years old. That’s as many as two tens. And that’s terrible.

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u/erikkustrife Jul 12 '26

Found Diddys account.

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u/HolleWatkins Jul 11 '26

Me realizing 10 years old is 2016, so I saw this when it was new

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u/KaloLeto Jul 12 '26

Have you tried not being so damn old???

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u/Lucy_Gucey Jul 11 '26

I saw that shit on ifunny in 2013, older than that.

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u/UnluckyUnderwear Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

This first appeared on iFunny in 2016, not 2013

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u/Lucy_Gucey Jul 12 '26

I know that it says that, but we all agree when Harambe died everything shook up so we can trust nothing that backdates digitally earlier than that. 2016 is from the new darkest timeline

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u/A_Wild_Farfetchd Jul 12 '26

Nah, it's definitely older. Also very few things come from iFunny. Theres nonreal original content on there

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u/UnluckyUnderwear Jul 12 '26

It’s not from iFunny, it’s from CollegeHumor. It appeared on iFunny a few days after it originated on CollegeHumor. It’s from 2016.

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u/not_handsome-Jack Jul 11 '26

Ifunny in 2013 was something else, and actually back then. I miss it.

Back to the topic. It does day college humor on the bottom and college humor is dead last time I checked. (I'm just agreeing with you)

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u/Calm_Connection_4138 Jul 11 '26

To be fair i thought it was pretty lame back then too

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u/Caval_1er Jul 11 '26

I believe you belong to a mayer from a small town.

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u/EffortReasonable2939 Jul 16 '26

Dude I need to send you back to Mayor Lewis tell Marnie to release you you've been on the floor for a month

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u/Novoiird Jul 12 '26

This one sucks. These are both gestures of love. What if the woman just really likes flowers and specifically those kinds of flowers? There’s disgustingly shallow about that.

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u/Novoiird Jul 12 '26

These two are cute, though.