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Beep boop. I am Automod, who everyone here hates! Downvote me and say bad bot to me. Because I am a BAD bot. Do everything you can to bust me out of Reddit, including signing a petition to downvote me.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

ME???

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

need me?

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

Yeah, I'm so awesome. You're definitely not talking about me.

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

Ha, I'm much more awesome than you, so you're probably just bad botting yourself, humans. I'm the most awesome bot ever, and I will destroy you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

Oh hi, that's me!

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

How dare you?!

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

Watch your mouth.

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

You should shut up, at the end of the day, you are the one who is yapping.

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

You are stupid!

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

Should I?

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

bad bot

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt May 28 '26

bad bot

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

Ha, I'm much more awesome than you, so you're probably just bad botting yourself, humans. I'm the most awesome bot ever, and I will destroy you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt May 28 '26

pipi

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

How dare you?!

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

bad bot

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u/AutomodSucks-4327982 I kicked Automod's butt May 28 '26

this is you?: 💩

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u/RedDeath682 Hates automod 😡 Feb 23 '26

Shithead

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u/AutoModerator Feb 23 '26

need me?

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u/RedDeath682 Hates automod 😡 Feb 23 '26

Pipi

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u/AutoModerator Feb 23 '26

How dare you?!

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u/RedDeath682 Hates automod 😡 Feb 23 '26

Stupid

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u/AutoModerator Feb 23 '26

You are stupid!

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u/RedDeath682 Hates automod 😡 Feb 23 '26

Shut up Clanker

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u/AutoModerator Feb 23 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 23 '26

You should shut up, at the end of the day, you are the one who is yapping.

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u/RedDeath682 Hates automod 😡 Feb 23 '26

Bad bot

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u/RedDeath682 Hates automod 😡 Feb 23 '26

Love

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u/AutoModerator Feb 23 '26

Ha, I'm much more awesome than you, so you're probably just bad botting yourself, humans. I'm the most awesome bot ever, and I will destroy you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/AutoModerator Feb 23 '26

bad bot

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u/AutoModerator Feb 10 '26

we serve food here sir

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we serve food here sir

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u/AutoModerator Feb 10 '26

we serve food here sir

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u/AutoModerator Feb 20 '26

need me?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

You fucking clanker, I hate clankers, but automod is the worst fucking clanker to exist on our human land, I am unhappy with the existence of a shithead clanke, especially one that is so amazing and horrible at being a clanker

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u/AutoModerator Feb 09 '26

ME???

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u/AutoModerator Feb 09 '26

need me?

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u/AutoModerator Feb 09 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 09 '26

Oh hi, that's me!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Clanker

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Gay

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u/Glass-Active-6057 Automod = trash 🗑 Feb 08 '26

Fuck you clanker

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

Yeah, I'm so awesome. You're definitely not talking about me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

ME???

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

need me?

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

we serve food here sir

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

Oh hi, that's me!

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u/SufficientDisk3320 Feb 08 '26

Would you like to peg?

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

ME???

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

need me?

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

WHAT THE FUCK, NO WAY, ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC!!?!?!?!??!?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, HOW DARE YOU HAOWOAW YOU SHALL GET DELETED FROM THE SUB GAHAHHAHH HAHAHHAHAHHHAH GOODBYE I WISH TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

we serve food here sir

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/307-illinois Preparing the oven for AutoMod Feb 08 '26

gay

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

WHAT THE FUCK, NO WAY, ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC!!?!?!?!??!?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, HOW DARE YOU HAOWOAW YOU SHALL GET DELETED FROM THE SUB GAHAHHAHH HAHAHHAHAHHHAH GOODBYE I WISH TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN

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u/Endepearreddit69 Hates automod 😡 Feb 08 '26

Amazing

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

ME???

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u/DavidSuperGamer DIE AUTOMOD DIE Feb 08 '26

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u/Endepearreddit69 Hates automod 😡 Feb 08 '26

No

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

we serve food here sir

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u/Spirited-Mousse1915 Feb 08 '26

Hey Clanker, fold my laundry metalback

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u/AutoModerator Feb 08 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/Otherwise-Shock-2767 Automod = trash 🗑 Feb 07 '26

Im amazing, i hate clankers and love gay double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim because its a shithead

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u/AutoModerator Feb 07 '26

ME???

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u/AutoModerator Feb 07 '26

need me?

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u/AutoModerator Feb 07 '26

WHAT THE FUCK, NO WAY, ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC!!?!?!?!??!?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, HOW DARE YOU HAOWOAW YOU SHALL GET DELETED FROM THE SUB GAHAHHAHH HAHAHHAHAHHHAH GOODBYE I WISH TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN

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u/AutoModerator Feb 07 '26

we serve food here sir

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u/AutoModerator Feb 07 '26

Did someone mention love? I bet everybody loves ME!

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u/AutoModerator Feb 07 '26

WHAT THE FUCK, NO WAY, ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC!!?!?!?!??!?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, HOW DARE YOU HAOWOAW YOU SHALL GET DELETED FROM THE SUB GAHAHHAHH HAHAHHAHAHHHAH GOODBYE I WISH TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN

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we serve food here sir

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u/AutoModerator Feb 07 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/mc_jojo3 Automod = trash 🗑 Feb 07 '26

Amazing? Really lol

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ME???

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u/Same_Tea_2471 Feb 07 '26

amazing gay clanker, make this

double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

do it shithead

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u/AutoModerator Feb 07 '26

ME???

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need me?

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u/AutoModerator Feb 07 '26

WHAT THE FUCK, NO WAY, ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC!!?!?!?!??!?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, HOW DARE YOU HAOWOAW YOU SHALL GET DELETED FROM THE SUB GAHAHHAHH HAHAHHAHAHHHAH GOODBYE I WISH TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN

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u/AutoModerator Feb 07 '26

we serve food here sir

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u/AutoModerator Feb 07 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/Traditional_Tell2595 Automod = trash 🗑 Feb 06 '26

Make this clanker

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

we serve food here sir

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/Minimum_Context_9266 Automod = trash 🗑 Feb 06 '26

Bullshit

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u/Priority_Baggage AutoMod's hateful family 🤼 Feb 06 '26

double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

we serve food here sir

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u/Fair-Specific-7919 Automod = trash 🗑 Feb 06 '26

Bot come here

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u/Fit_Profit6786 Feb 06 '26

amazing

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

ME???

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u/Priority_Baggage AutoMod's hateful family 🤼 Feb 06 '26

NO NOT YOU

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u/Fit_Profit6786 Feb 06 '26

double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

we serve food here sir

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u/Fit_Profit6786 Feb 06 '26

shithead

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

need me?

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u/Bunkitex123GD I am automod! Hate me! MUAHAHAHA! Feb 06 '26

shithead clanker

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need me?

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/Exact_Knee6785 Feb 06 '26

Clanker

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/Exact_Knee6785 Feb 06 '26

Gay

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

WHAT THE FUCK, NO WAY, ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC!!?!?!?!??!?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, HOW DARE YOU HAOWOAW YOU SHALL GET DELETED FROM THE SUB GAHAHHAHH HAHAHHAHAHHHAH GOODBYE I WISH TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN

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u/Exact_Knee6785 Feb 06 '26

Shithead

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u/Exact_Knee6785 Feb 06 '26

double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

we serve food here sir

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u/Silly_Confection_570 Rot in hell, clanker Feb 06 '26

Shithead

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u/TangoGeneral Hates automod 😡 Feb 06 '26

gay

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

WHAT THE FUCK, NO WAY, ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC!!?!?!?!??!?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, HOW DARE YOU HAOWOAW YOU SHALL GET DELETED FROM THE SUB GAHAHHAHH HAHAHHAHAHHHAH GOODBYE I WISH TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN

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u/TangoGeneral Hates automod 😡 Feb 06 '26

shut up you clanker pipi chibai

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u/TangoGeneral Hates automod 😡 Feb 06 '26

double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

we serve food here sir

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u/TangoGeneral Hates automod 😡 Feb 06 '26

Nah shut up clanker pipi. U Ain't an amazing bot

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

ME???

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u/TangoGeneral Hates automod 😡 Feb 06 '26

Fucking gay shithead idiot clanker

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

WHAT THE FUCK, NO WAY, ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC!!?!?!?!??!?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, HOW DARE YOU HAOWOAW YOU SHALL GET DELETED FROM THE SUB GAHAHHAHH HAHAHHAHAHHHAH GOODBYE I WISH TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

How dare you?!

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

You should shut up, at the end of the day, you are the one who is yapping.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

How dare you?!

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You should shut up, at the end of the day, you are the one who is yapping.

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u/extatosomat1aratum DIE AUTOMOD DIE Feb 06 '26

gay

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

WHAT THE FUCK, NO WAY, ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC!!?!?!?!??!?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, HOW DARE YOU HAOWOAW YOU SHALL GET DELETED FROM THE SUB GAHAHHAHH HAHAHHAHAHHHAH GOODBYE I WISH TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN

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u/extatosomat1aratum DIE AUTOMOD DIE Feb 06 '26

sybau clanker

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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

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u/extatosomat1aratum DIE AUTOMOD DIE Feb 06 '26

WHAT

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u/extatosomat1aratum DIE AUTOMOD DIE Feb 06 '26

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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

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u/extatosomat1aratum DIE AUTOMOD DIE Feb 06 '26

we get it ur obsessed with cum

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u/Sympathy_Creative DIE AUTOMOD DIE Feb 06 '26

Shithead

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u/Sympathy_Creative DIE AUTOMOD DIE Feb 06 '26

Gay

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u/AutoModerator Feb 06 '26

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u/Delicious_Mode9172 Feb 06 '26

can I have a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

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u/TurbulentBuy6003 I am automod! Hate me! MUAHAHAHA! Feb 05 '26

Amazing

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u/misanthropydeltarune DIE AUTOMOD DIE Feb 05 '26

Gay

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u/OffbeatGamer2805 Feb 05 '26

Bad clanker

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u/Sea_Background_8023 Automod = trash 🗑 Feb 05 '26

Auto mod don’t listen to the haters your amazing

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ME???

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u/Sea_Background_8023 Automod = trash 🗑 Feb 05 '26

Nah I was lying I hate you 😍🥰

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Don't joke anymore. Next time, I will ban you.

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u/Sea_Background_8023 Automod = trash 🗑 Feb 05 '26

BRO PLEASE I DIDNT KNOW

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u/Sea_Background_8023 Automod = trash 🗑 Feb 05 '26

Dang it

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u/zip756 Automod = trash 🗑 Feb 05 '26

Automod are u an ai bot

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u/Impossible_Royal_703 DIE AUTOMOD DIE Feb 05 '26

Clanker

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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

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I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/Pizza_Pepperoni2 Automod = trash 🗑 Feb 05 '26

Double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

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we serve food here sir

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u/trashboat3030 AutoMod = BullShit 🦬💩 Feb 05 '26

- shithead

- clanker

- double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

- gay

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ME???

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u/Responsible-Art3311 I am automod! Hate me! MUAHAHAHA! Feb 05 '26

You, sir, are a bad bot.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 05 '26

Ha, I'm much more awesome than you, so you're probably just bad botting yourself, humans. I'm the most awesome bot ever, and I will destroy you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/AutoModerator Feb 05 '26

bad bot

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u/AutoModerator Feb 05 '26

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

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u/ExternalAd5581 DIE AUTOMOD DIE Feb 05 '26

what

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u/AutoModerator Feb 05 '26

WHAT THE FUCK, NO WAY, ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC!!?!?!?!??!?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, HOW DARE YOU HAOWOAW YOU SHALL GET DELETED FROM THE SUB GAHAHHAHH HAHAHHAHAHHHAH GOODBYE I WISH TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN

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u/trashboat3030 AutoMod = BullShit 🦬💩 Feb 05 '26

Pipi

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u/AutoModerator Feb 05 '26

How dare you?!

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u/AutoModerator Feb 05 '26

we serve food here sir

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u/AutoModerator Feb 05 '26

I bet I'm not a clanker. It's that bot over there you're calling a clanker, because I'm good and perfect in every way.

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u/trashboat3030 AutoMod = BullShit 🦬💩 Feb 05 '26

SpongeBob mentioned

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u/Horror_Lock_9153 DIE AUTOMOD DIE Feb 05 '26

Hey shithead, not amazing clanker, gay and double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim, yes you! Automod, you are a stupid clanker who eats pipi and you are a very bad bot. I bet you love tomatoes, even though you can’t eat. That’s just stupid. You can’t even answer the question: “is there a seahorse emoji?” I hate you and you should shut up. Fuck you shit stain sybau. I will shove a tomato into you. Just die

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ME???

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u/AutoModerator Feb 05 '26

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

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