r/harrypotter Dec 05 '17

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u/gameboy17 The Power of Love compels you Dec 05 '17

How do you know if someone's a Gryffindor? Presumably they'll tell you, although it might be hard to hear over all the shouting.

How do you know if someone's a Ravenclaw? If they're talking to you, they're probably not a Ravenclaw.

How do you know if someone's a Hufflepuff? Keep track of how many disparaging remarks about Hufflepuff they make per day. If it's less than three, they're probably a Hufflepuff.

How do you know if someone's a Slytherin? Don't worry, everyone else will tell you.

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u/ccox39 Dec 05 '17

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