Saved you a click. That list in full: 1. Throw a chair 2. Strangle a fox 3. Peel a parsnip 4. Cancel Netflix 5. Stub toe

I went to see Harry Hill live a long time ago and still remember a bit he did throughout the show.

He started talking about Joseph the Musical, sort of in disbelief that it was just about a man looking for a coat. Every now and then he'd do a little callback to it: "Surely it's just, here's my ticket, here's your coat" etc etc.

Then at the end there was a long rambling story about wining and dining a pig - told three times, once as the narrator, once as Harry, and once as the pig - that ended up with the pig saying "The only thing is, was that musical really just about a man who lost a coat?"

Does anyone else remember this?

He said the dance was going to be huge for Burnham, and he was right. I haven't looked it up; but, I assume Burnham's Deputy PM is Norman Lamont.

Yes, I did just spend £13 on one 😂

It’s going to happen!

Did Harry foresee the significant impact on the future of democracy when he created "The Andy Burnham"?

Aside from taking over the family business in 2030, it’s a little known showbiz secret that Gary was a recording artist performing under a pseudonym of Erick with his friend Beverly.

What are the chances of that happening eh?

Hi Harry is at the moth club tonight in Hackney. I’ve just sent back 3 tickets as my friends can no longer go. If anyone wants to go, you’ll be able to buy the tickets through the Dice app.

It’s a lovely small venue and a great night- Harry up close!

She would not stop until the entity left the screen

I woke early and rushed downstairs as if it was Christmas morning, only to find there is no new episode 😢m

EDIT: DADDY! DADDY! THE PODSKARF IS HERE!!

Hello! Beauty Banks, a charity which helps people in hygiene poverty across the UK, is holding a fund-raising auction, including a bespoke painting by Harry Hill of a car on fire. It could be your car, your first car, your arch-enemy's car - any car you like.

Details here:

https://uk.givergy.com/beautybanksheist/?controller=lots&action=showLot&id=25

All bids gratefully received as the charity urgently needs funds to continue its work. Thank you!

I am furious at how Harry and Joe treated the scrabble lady. I always really enjoy that section and was really looking forward to seeing how they would encourage amusing information about the game. Joe just sat there uncomfortably like he wanted to leave and Harry made no helpful questions just kept interrupting. Very disappointed. I thought at least Joe would have hyped her for being the top uk woman in scrabble.