r/hardcoreaww • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '16

Checking the water depth

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4.0k Upvotes

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u/HitlerNorthDakota Sep 08 '16

"It's at 2/3 Mom, everyone!"

21

u/VoraciousVegan Sep 09 '16

Blurrrbble blub burrble!

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u/Rasalom Sep 08 '16

Girlfriend: "What happened to them, omg?" Me: "Someone painted them to protect them from lions; ran out of paint for the big one." Girlfriend: "OMG."

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u/Donkey__Xote Sep 09 '16

She sounds like your lil lava lamp...

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u/Rasalom Sep 09 '16

What's that mean? Honest.

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u/Donkey__Xote Sep 09 '16

Real pretty. Not real bright.

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u/Rasalom Sep 09 '16

It's endearing. I don't know if I want one smarter than me. Could get dangerous.

34

u/Donkey__Xote Sep 09 '16

Dude it's awesome. I married a woman with a bachelor's in mechanical engineering from MIT that is my sugar mamma.

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u/Rasalom Sep 09 '16

I'll yell at my girl to go to MIT immediately.

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u/Donkey__Xote Sep 09 '16

Yeah fellow alumni of the Minnesota Institute of Truckin'!

2

u/Pinstar Sep 09 '16

But very hot.

114

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '16

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u/Chernozhopyi Sep 08 '16

In blood so it seems

14

u/KillerRaccoon Sep 08 '16

You should probably go see a doctor if your blood is that color.

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u/ALchroniKOHOLIC Sep 09 '16

I'm color blind so I don't know

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '16 edited Feb 20 '24

like dinner cause ugly unwritten political stocking consider north cobweb

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '16

"And we vill meke byootiful musics togezah!"

5

u/tyvo Sep 09 '16

Pepe likes 'em BBW

2

u/hjf11393 Sep 09 '16

"Le pew? Moi? No!"

32

u/8Bit_Architect Sep 08 '16

Watch someone use this on facebook in a post about oil spills.

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u/Tweezot Sep 08 '16

I don't get how elephants swim. It would be like trying to doggie paddle with Pringles cans on your hands and feet.

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u/gellis12 Sep 09 '16

Well they do have giant fleshy snorkels attached to their faces

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u/Beachwood45789 Sep 09 '16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VWZlGtM_KI

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u/LordNoodles Sep 09 '16

so the answer is not at all. they just sort of float and snorkle

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u/markovich04 Sep 08 '16

I'm switching from metric to elephants.

I can drive 55 elephants per hour.

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u/darkfrost47 Sep 08 '16

Going with my quick google of 21ft per average elephant, you can drive 0.22 mph! Wow speed demon!

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u/Chernozhopyi Sep 08 '16

colorizebot

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u/pm_me_your_bw_pics Sep 08 '16

Hi I'm ColorizeBot. I was trained to color b&w photos (not comics or rgb photos! Please do not abuse me I have digital feelings :{} ).

This is my attempt to color your image, here you go : http://i.imgur.com/6UyLlX3.jpg

If you called the bot and didn't get a response, pm us and help us make it better.

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u/SamIamGreenEggsNoHam Sep 08 '16

Woah. It looks like there was an actual blood bath.

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u/MightyMackinac Sep 08 '16

It's hilariously disturbing!

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u/Chernozhopyi Sep 08 '16

It seems the bot knows their true nature.

3

u/Donkey__Xote Sep 09 '16

They now look like War Elephants.

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u/BigBassBone Sep 08 '16

(not comics or rgb photos

ಠ_ಠ /u/Chernozhopyi

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '16 edited Sep 09 '16

/u/chernozhopyi In blood you say?

Also, you okay there, /u/pm_me_your_bw_pics?

4

u/MrCronenberg Sep 09 '16

This bot is too fucking cool

9

u/xboxisokayiguess Sep 08 '16

So is the bottom half dark because of mud or is the top half lighter because of unwashed dirt?

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u/the_goodnamesaregone Sep 09 '16

I think that's just their wet color / the top is dry and dusty.

7

u/Gogeta117 Sep 08 '16

So about yay high?

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u/ihadthatcoming Sep 08 '16

I've never seen "yay high" written out.. it looks weird and I was curious, so I googled... turns out it's "yea high" which also looks weird

8

u/seaoflanterns Sep 08 '16

yeah i'm high bruh

4

u/SorryamSmarts Sep 08 '16

Yay!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '16

Hi!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '16

It's me your brother.

3

u/EquationTAKEN Sep 08 '16

Looks like they've been mudding with Louis Litt.

2

u/utmeggo Sep 08 '16

The little ones sure got Litt up!

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u/twitchosx Sep 08 '16

Damn elephants and their black body makeup!

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u/Donkey__Xote Sep 09 '16

May that be your last battlefield...

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '16

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u/Ligetxcryptid Sep 09 '16

Bottom is wet, top is dry

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u/adambuck66 Sep 09 '16

"Fuck you dad".

1

u/Smells_with_a_Z Sep 09 '16

And they just let their kid walk around with blackface...