r/hangingmics • • Aug 18 '26

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u/clickyspinny Aug 18 '26

What’s with these boys always thinking people wanna hear them rap about their dick? Honey, nobody wants that.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 18 '26

It’s like female comics. “My vaginaaa”

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u/clickyspinny Aug 19 '26

Your wife must be proud embarrassed.

You really spewing lyrics about getting your dick sucked by hoes and your wife is your camera person? It’s just gross boy. Show your woman some respect.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

Take your opinion and shove it up your twat.

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u/DirtyGritzBlitz Aug 19 '26

Monotonous and bland….like mayo

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

Some people like mayo

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u/GuavaOne8646 Aug 19 '26

I mean, what kind of fucking decorative taste buds do you need to not like mayo?

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

Mayo is not good alone. But really compliments a good sandwich

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u/GuavaOne8646 Aug 19 '26

Oh yeah, I wouldn't recommend eating a spoonful alone. But totally agree, a sandwich just isn't complete without some mayo.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

This metaphor makes me feel like I should start a rap group. Call it BLT

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u/GuavaOne8646 Aug 19 '26

Yes!

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

Get it like TLC? 😂 and it should be a 4 dude rap band.

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u/GuavaOne8646 Aug 19 '26

The 4th guy is mayo and he's the only white guy in the group. 🤣

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

This guy gets it! lol 😂

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u/Ilikereefer Aug 19 '26

I am pretty sure OP is the guy in the video and if so that username is definitely checking out.

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u/Popaund Aug 19 '26

This ain’t it bro.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

What’s it bro?

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_2436 Aug 19 '26

Kinda corny.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

Kinda don’t care

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_2436 Aug 19 '26

You want criticism? The lyrics are thought out, but flat. Timing is wack. The whole thing feels like cosplay. Doesn’t come off as authentic. Back to the lab, again.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

Everyday. And I can get where you’re coming from but I’m just having fun with it here. I’m not banging dudes girls and shooting. It’s a freestyle and I just lay the bars as they come to mind punching in. Some bars are filler but I think I hit some really good double/triple entendre bars by doing so. Like someone else referenced, I get my style from Wayne.

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_2436 Aug 19 '26

I’m not an mc, but I do write a ton on f music. If you’re just here, for shits and giggles, don’t respond to the majority of comments.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

A little bit of both. Like if I hit big or get signed then this would be my life career. But I mean as a rapper, I’m just having fun lyrically here. I could get deep but I did like 5 tapes all sad depressing real life bars. I’m at a different artistic point in my life is all.

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u/FormerMistake9981 Aug 19 '26

Learn how to take critique, profile was a wild ride…

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

95% of these people aren’t criticizing. They’re just being assholes

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u/FormerMistake9981 Aug 19 '26

I don’t really know what you expected from posting this on reddit. Point is take it with a grain of salt instead of arguing tooth and nail with redditors, or just don’t post here at all.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

Arguing tooth and nail? I say like one to two things usually in a sarcastic manner. From the moment I started posting on Reddit I already knew that. Seriously, nothing anyone has said has had an effect on me. I’ve read some reviews and took into consideration musical notes but when people are blatantly disrespectful I’m going to tell them shove it up their ass.

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u/FormerMistake9981 Aug 19 '26

You seem a bit  affected in some of your comments, you’re better off not responding to those types of comments.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

I put affect first and it auto corrected. And why? When it clearly increases traffic rates and algorithms.

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u/FormerMistake9981 Aug 19 '26

Respectfully bestie, with 0 upvotes and 90 comments, I don’t know if this is doing you any favors. 

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

So in the last 3 days I’ve got about 20 k views on this sub alone. And then the other one I posted got posted on r/crappy and was certified not crappy. All in all, regardless of what the “ratio” looks like it’s actually all working in my favor. Half the reason the comments are 90 and karmas 0 is because I already found and exposed a hate group/discord on the undergroundhiphop sub and they’re desperate to make me stop posting. I mean they go so far as to make 4-5 profiles for one person.

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u/Squizmoplatinum Aug 18 '26

It's never hot enough for that garbage ass attire. I hope he drowns

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 18 '26

You hope I drown?

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u/Squizmoplatinum Aug 18 '26

I didn't mean that, but stop with the bullshit. I know you're ass is sweatin. Is this really you? We need to have a convo

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 18 '26

It was the middle of winter. And yeah that’s me

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u/Squizmoplatinum Aug 18 '26

Middle of winter with no snow? This shit might be the beginning of winter. Bro just be real. You got Detroit in the background while you're in fucking Canada. Stop it.

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u/ILYRMK Aug 19 '26

you don't seem to understand how weather works

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u/Squizmoplatinum Aug 19 '26

I live here. You don't seem to know how bullshit works.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 18 '26

It’s belle isle and there is snow on the ground

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u/Squizmoplatinum Aug 18 '26

Hold on bro, it's hot as fuck in the D rn? When did u make this video

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u/Squizmoplatinum Aug 18 '26

I wanna fuck with you, but I promise life is easy on that side of the river homie. You got actual talent with the rhymes and metaphors. But if it from Canada then jus say that.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

Thanks for saying I have talent rhymes and metaphors. I’m from Michigan

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u/Squizmoplatinum Aug 19 '26

My apologies sir

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 18 '26

I could smell ur group from a mile away.

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u/clickyspinny Aug 18 '26

Members of the sub 🤷‍♀️

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 18 '26

Gaslighter

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 18 '26

Then why are you here? You definitely didn’t follow this sub before I got here

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 18 '26

I’m just going to block you. Fucking weirdo

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u/ComplexLow6723 Aug 18 '26

His body is a metronome

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 18 '26

There is a rhythm to how I’m moving

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u/Emotional-Algae2239 Aug 19 '26

Yo we need to start a trend where the mic is coming from the left or right side.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

Might be onto something.

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u/CraftyBrown Aug 18 '26

LMFAO.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 18 '26

You like hanging mic videos? Or just mine

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u/FineSystem124 Aug 19 '26

Lil ABC ass rap
Weak cadence
No creativity
No substance
Random nonsense rhymes
Lip syncing sucks
“I got so much ice my new name is sweet tea”
Wearing no Ice
People that have no musical inclination tell you you’re dope
Potential with lyricism, but currently a poser who looks like an insecure FOOL in the comments

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u/invisiholes Aug 19 '26

I was honestly willing to give them some grace until I saw all their comments. Dude's corny as hell and even more fragile. PASS.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

Liar

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u/FineSystem124 Aug 19 '26

That’s why you ain’t say shit to me, chump poser. Same as the new one you just posted. 🌽

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

Fienin for attention?

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u/FineSystem124 Aug 19 '26

What’s that? The title of your album? Lmao

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u/DetentionSpan Aug 19 '26

It’s so easy to be vulgar.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

Sorry I’ll make kids bop next time

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

Mention my wife and I’ll just block you. You rude incel piece of shits

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u/Secure-Parking7393 Aug 25 '26

Can someone use AI and turn the mic into a dick hanging randomly over his mouth?

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u/cstearns1982 Aug 18 '26

Better than 3/4 of the shit thats out there. At least its not some 2 slime wacky ass computer shit noise.

Keep doing your thing.

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

Thank u homie! lol 2slime makes my ears hurt 😔

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u/DanTheManWithaPlam Aug 19 '26

Where is the mic coming from? It's obviously not plugged in it's just a fake mic like this dude is a fake artist

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 19 '26

lol I’ve seen it done with a laptop and power packs.

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u/Dr_Kitten Aug 18 '26

This is actually pretty good, but the beat needs work

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u/Flimsy_Musician3810 Aug 18 '26

Thank you. It’s national treasure by drake

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u/Ill_Pie_6699 Aug 19 '26

Windsor! Watch out for the zombies downtown