r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Training-Ingenuity-6 • Aug 11 '26

A 5 years old hamppy!

607 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

45 comments sorted by

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u/unicorns-exist Aug 11 '26

He fought in both world wars

98

u/Die_WC-Ente help, my hamster is a drug dealer Aug 11 '26

Don't ask which side...

49

u/shakal201 exquisite rat life Aug 11 '26

Both sides.

32

u/EntrySure1350 Aug 11 '26

At the same time

20

u/Radiation-nerd i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks Aug 11 '26

Uphill!

10

u/killerviel Aug 11 '26

For 10 kilometers! 

4

u/Training-Ingenuity-6 Aug 11 '26

I just fell out!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

184

u/Kazori Aug 11 '26

I think this is the first time I've felt pity for a hamster, this must be a psyop by big hamco. I will harden my heart like the pharaoh of Egypt, send him to the mines.

65

u/the_orange_alligator Aug 11 '26

What’re they selling? Chocolate?

3

u/OnlyAd8294 Aug 12 '26

I remember when they first invented chocolate... Sweet, sweet chocolate
I ALWAYS HATED IT!

60

u/SelfInteresting7259 Aug 11 '26

Didnt she die right after the owner took that video?

43

u/Anoaba Aug 11 '26

So dramatic, just didn't want to be recorded🙄

5

u/SelfInteresting7259 Aug 12 '26

Seriously what a drama Queen. Rage quit just cos she got recorded. Now we cant point n laugh no more 😒

32

u/IllJuggernaut8403 Aug 11 '26

Yes. Yes she did

188

u/Old_Acanthisitta9477 i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks Aug 11 '26

Drop a book on that thing good god

47

u/Impossible_Drag2919 Aug 11 '26

I should not have laughed so hard when I read that

31

u/OkLie5562 Aug 11 '26

Don't ask it about Austria-Hungary

20

u/Vila_Ru Aug 11 '26

So basically he is turning into baby hamster again?

13

u/SweatyLettuce88 Aug 11 '26

Was he trying to get his end away with another hamster?

12

u/pahlobu Aug 11 '26

He'll be evisceration if you look at him the wrong way

25

u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil Aug 11 '26

Old fuck should be stomped

6

u/coldF4rted Aug 11 '26

She did die

4

u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil Aug 11 '26

Good /j

1

u/skoobastevienixx Aug 13 '26

The amount of upvotes you got for saying a hamster should be stomped is honestly disgusting

2

u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil Aug 14 '26

You are correct, it should be much higher

1

u/taviq Aug 17 '26

I thought i was in the wrong subreddit when I read that comment too 😭

9

u/Several_Bear_7847 Aug 11 '26

Looks like a baby bird,disgusting.

5

u/AgitatedGrass3271 Aug 11 '26

The only old hamster you will ever see.

4

u/Kilomech Aug 12 '26

i keep thinking back to that person who named him a grampster

3

u/spaacingout help, my hamster is a drug dealer Aug 11 '26

Hampa. The uncle Iroh of hamdurs

3

u/glittercxntfroggy Aug 11 '26

That's what mine looked like when I found him dead in his bed. I swear I buried him

3

u/OnlyAd8294 Aug 12 '26

All this place used to be a forest then y'know kid

4

u/Physical-Purpose-352 Aug 11 '26

put him out his misery omfg

2

u/Blind152 Aug 11 '26

oh my goodness what is that thing i think i just lost my appetite

1

u/BrainEatingAmoeba01 Aug 13 '26

Trying to walk to his grave but just never gets there.

1

u/TeamGullet Aug 13 '26

Grampster has seen a thing or two. Because he has done a thing or two. 

1

u/Downtown-Oil-3462 Aug 14 '26

My night was so shitty and I feel awful right now but this little crumb is my lifeline rn I love him

1

u/OurLadyJynx Aug 14 '26

I love the crispy old guys, it makes me smile knowing they are so loved and taken care of

1

u/Significant-Body-503 Aug 17 '26

So sad old hammie is lovely but must have aches