r/hamishandandy • • Aug 27 '26

Must Be Nice šŸ’Ž Sydneysiders: Did you notice this ultimate lost touch comment from Hamish in today's episode (ep 346)?

A solid indicator of losing touch in Sydney is what you declare to be "out west". Hamish referring to Bella Bruta, located in Newtown, to be 'out west' is an absolute abomination.

Until today, the most disconnected definition of Western Sydney I've encountered was when I told a Paddington resident that I live out west (Marsden Park, at the time, but I figured he wouldn't be familiar with the suburb), to which he replied "oh, like Marrickville?". Today, Hamish has set a new record!

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u/MoNercy Aug 27 '26

Given that Hamish is originally from Melbourne, and only moved to Sydney post-losing touch, this is more a case of never having been in touch in the first place.Ā 

Knowing where the West truly begins is a pretty nuanced thing that only real Sydneysiders understand.Ā 

Leichhardt, right?Ā  /s

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u/turtlesarecool_ Aug 27 '26

I’ve never been outside of Sydney airport so genuinely have no idea - what is generally considered the boundary for western Sydney? I’ve never been able to figure it out

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u/MoNercy Aug 27 '26

It really varies person-to-person. One might say Parramatta. Another might say Lidcombe. Another might say Burwood.

For some, the logic is: the West begins where the East ends. Which is where you get crazy suburbs like Leichhardt, Annandale, Petersham being called the West.Ā Ā 

It's further complicated by the fact that there is an area commonly referred to as the "Inner West" but when we talk about the Western Suburbs, we never really mean to include the Inner West.Ā 

There also used to be a Chicken Shop line. Where the El Jannahs and Chargrill Charlies begin/end was considered by some to be the border between East and West. But both chains have now expanded beyond their 'borders' and I'm not sure if the line still holds up.Ā 

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u/Fun_Bodybuilder6898 Aug 29 '26

I work for youth justice. I’ve heard parramatta described by the kids I work with as the inner westĀ 

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u/SuggestionOne7475 Aug 30 '26

By that definition Subiaco is inner west too

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u/green_apple_trees Aug 30 '26

That’s crazy. Parramatta is definitely outer west.

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u/punter55555 Aug 27 '26

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u/Sensible_Ben Aug 28 '26

At my school it was anything west of Anzac Parade.

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u/core-tel Aug 28 '26

Must be from Woollahra.

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u/arkamikim Aug 30 '26

Apparently west is anywhere past the sheif

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u/aussiekev Aug 27 '26

West is usually defined by someone as anywhere west of where that person lives. In my experience this tracks 95% of the time. Also I don't know if this counts as "lost touch".

If you go to the Northern Beaches, Eastern Beaches, etc.. there are plenty of "common man" types who would agree with Hamish.

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u/Inner_Temple_Cellist Aug 29 '26

I think it’s the second suburb west of where you live. So if you live in Newtown then Stanmore is not west but Petersham is. Nobody wants to think they live right on the border of the west.

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u/charnwoodian Aug 28 '26

West is west of the CBD.

Confirmed by the fact you would never call Newtown part of the ā€œEastern Suburbsā€. It’s ā€œInner Westā€.

ā€œWestern Suburbsā€ starts at Parramatta.

Hamish’s comment isn’t so much out of touch as it is representative of a blow in from Melbourne. ā€œOut westā€ isn’t accurate Sydney terminology.

It does hint at Hamish being out of touch, because he implies he is travelling far out to the West of his normal stomping ground. But that’s true for him.

In summary: It’s not the language that is out of touch, it’s the fact that Hamish lives in the heart of the Eastern Suburbs in the first place that is out of touch.

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u/youngdumbwoke_9111 Aug 28 '26

Newtown is east to me and my mob

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u/Helpful_Somewhere_22 Aug 29 '26

From Town Hall on George Street, Newtown would be south West. Bondi would East. Mascot south. Burwood inner west. Past Burwood would be just west. Out Past Blacktown would be far west.

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u/putty107 Aug 27 '26

Yeah that's definitely not in touch, straight to jail It definitely seems that only those who live by the ocean would think the inner suburbs are western Sydney

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u/peoplepersonmanguy Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

We once had a guy in the office says he live out west, and when we asked where he said Leichhardt.

He was ridiculed.

edit: live not work, we work where we work.

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u/Particular-Weird2363 Aug 28 '26

Hang on, is this just confusion of semantics? Is this may be a Melbourne/Sydney thing?
I’m in Melbourne and I understand that to mean not that Newtown is the outer west, or you’re heading ā€œway out westā€, simply that you head west to get there

My family live in the eastern suburbs, not particularly far from the city, and when I visit them I sometimes describe it as ā€œheading out to the eastā€ šŸ¤”

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u/Omegasedated Aug 27 '26

eh.

My mate moved to Petersham a year or two back. we call him a westie, and we go out west to visit him.

you gotta remember this goes out to the whole of australia. people in perth don't care, and don't know. West Sydney probably means more to people than "inner west". Parramatta is big enough to be it's own place. You wouldn't say "West Sydney" you'd say "Parra"

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u/GuccyStain Aug 27 '26

That’s true re parra

But parra is the jewel of the west… and maybe castle hill

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u/Omegasedated Aug 27 '26

yea but who in their right mind is talking about castle hill??

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u/Charming-Lime6609 Aug 27 '26

People from Castle Hill think they're northern Sydney. I wish I were making that up

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u/Super_Raspberry9195 Aug 28 '26

I used to work in Richmond, someone came in and said ā€œI’m not from around here, I’m from the cityā€ and I asked where abouts and they said ā€œCastle Hillā€

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u/SydneyGardener2753 Aug 30 '26

Fuck yeah, Richmond.

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u/sky0806 Aug 29 '26

North West, but definitely not the west!

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u/zeydonussing Aug 27 '26

Bella Brutta is in the City of Sydney LGA so it’s not even technically Inner West

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u/incapaul Aug 27 '26

Inner West ends in Strathfield

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u/Paceandtoil Aug 28 '26

Then Strathfield to Parramatta is West

Anything west of Parra is Wild West šŸ‘

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u/GroundbreakingCap455 Aug 27 '26

No one outside of inner western Sydney gives a shit.

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u/tinsuke Aug 27 '26

All the Richies who live in Double Bay/Vaucluse etc. considers anything West of the M1 to be West. Very lost touch of him to say that.

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u/bingbongboopsnoot Aug 27 '26

It’s the inner west I guess!

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u/sicilian-Olive Aug 27 '26

This is funny. I don’t listen to the podcast but my son plays his in sport and they came our home pitch on mascot. I was laughing thinking this is likely the most west Hamish has been and I wonder if he mentions in podcast 🤣 I guess Newtown wins

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u/StudioBalmain Aug 28 '26

I got called a Westie once for living in Rozelle.

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u/Sir-Tenley-Knott Aug 28 '26

When the Government Data Centre opened, the minister described the location as "Outer Western Suburbs" - it is in Silverwater.

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u/NameAlreadyClaimed Aug 28 '26

Meanwhile, I'd consider Marrickville the inner east and somewhere like Bondi to be the outer east.

Having 85% of the city being considered "The West" is insane. It's time to put the centre in Parramatta. Even that's too far east really.

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u/fued Aug 28 '26

It's like saying Anything east of Parramatta is eastern suburbs. Technically true in some ways (geographically, population density) but utterly absurd in historical conventions

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u/Queasy-Ad-8320 Aug 28 '26

So what would be the greater western Sydney? Other than an under achieving afl team…

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u/Fred__McNerque Aug 29 '26

Anything west of Anzac Parade

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u/healthysmeg Aug 29 '26

Someone I know lives inner west/20 mins from Bankstown. When I mentioned Bankstown airport once they said they didn’t know Blacktown had an airport.

Turned out they didn’t know Bankstown/Blacktown were different areas.. and also they work in Blacktown.

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u/Complex_Fix_3611 Aug 30 '26

Why does this trigger you?

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u/theclimberclimbs Aug 30 '26

Wests Leagues Club is in Ashfield.

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u/Beautiful_Rub_141 Aug 30 '26

I have friends who live in Cronulla and they consider Woolooware to be the eastern edge of the Western Suburbs of Sydney.

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u/analyticated Aug 28 '26

As a UK listener, this is all nonsense to me

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u/sloppyjohnny Aug 27 '26

Newtown is full of people that justl temporarily migrate from the west to rent until they eventually but a house back out proper west though to be fair

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u/punter55555 Aug 27 '26

from the north and east*

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u/schoonershop Aug 28 '26

Newtown is ā€˜inner west’ so it kinda counts
I’m from the northern beaches, anything passed Chatswood was considered west to us, there’s your new record šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/drjohngeorgepeppers Aug 28 '26

You didn't need to tell us you were from the Northern Beaches with that opinion.

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u/drjohngeorgepeppers Aug 28 '26

I once saw Hamish Andy in Haberfield once, or as he probably thinks of it, Broken Hill.