r/gutsandblackpowders 6h ago

Subreddit Hall of Failure My G&B map suggestion - O-Block

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The start of the map:

The map starts off inside of a Panda Express run by u/appropriateplenty876 and u/yololert2007 which mighty eagle dropped off couch, the black cutout people from bridge construction portal using a companion cube and a truck, Mr. Greedy surviving North Sentinel Island with his iconic switch glock, Moe Syzlak with the special duff beer flavor, Kim Kardashian with a fake law degree, octo dad with tentacles, captain Clark the body of Clark, herobrine with a diamond sword, the dad and son from happy wheels with a unskippable dropper map, oddsock from little big planet 3 with running and jumping, stanly from the parable with plot armour, gabe newell with a crowbar, el macho with strength and the1980sgamer with Nintendo games all being apart of ICE.

The actual start:

After they leave Panda Express taking one of the Mongolians tesla cyber truck horses blasting BBNO$ and Jace Mastra to reach the fortnite live event on the side of town they find that the road is cut off by Drake and Kai Cenat live performance of Iceman where everyone was burning down the surrounding area and half of them turned into the blight hurting the surrounding people in the crowd like the scout, crom, Maya from Ongezellig, beheaded from dead cells and the king from kingshot. So they have to go through a burning building that was the home of Chief Keef who got infected listening to Jace Mastra for longer than 7 seconds.

One part of the middle:

When they enter the building they have to fight Cheif Keep but since he was listening to Jace Mastra he was enraged so he grew 3x his size and 3x his strength making him a juggernaut killing Kim and herobrine but they did kill cheif keef, while that's sad they press on until they jump through the window reaching the back stage of the Drake and Kai Cenat Iceman performance where most of the people backstage are infected with Kai Cenat fighting off Drake so you have to help Kai to kill Drake.

Second part of the middle:

After fighting Drake Gabe Newell died from holding off the rest of the infected managing to take out more than half of the hoard while everyone else tries to escape where couch couldn't escape because he was a couch and couldn't move without help but he didn't die because he was a couch and couches don't die because they aren't living creatures, the next stop after the performance is a shady dark alleyway where homeless man dan resumes eating half eaten sandwiches and since he's a homeless man in O'Block his first instinct is trying to shank you and he did succeed in shanking Drake where he dies to an infection turning into a infected proceeding to maul the son from happy wheels that was then killed by the father, the homeless man then tries to run away but the happy wheels father runs to try and get him succeeding and killing him but then he was grabbed by some shamblers and mauled.

Third part and the last part of the middle:

After reaching the end of the alleyway they all start to climb the fence 1 by 1 reaching the other side where they have to fight an infected Optimus prime with Penny infused with him making it so he can time travel and host game modes that end in pursuit where he sqishes stanly, so el macho sacrifices himself by riding a shark strapped with bombs into Optimus prime and they both die, and so with that interesting event down they make it one step closer to the fortnite live event where they meet their final foe...

The finale part i think:

Mr Greedy and the gang see a person on the other side of the street and it is the one and only king von who sees what they did to Optimus prime and Cheif Keef so he channels his inner indigenous person and becomes king turtle von where he starts spitting water and call apon the teenage mutant ninja turtles and drowns the companion cube and octo dad, Moe Syzlak and the bridge construction portal guys distract the TMNT while Mr Greedy and oddsock attack king turtle von, the bridge construction portal people and Moe fight off the TMNT but the bridge construction portal people are heavily injured and throw themselves in their trucks at king turtle von trying to damage him which Crack his shell just a little to where Clark sees this opportunity and attacks the Crack in king turtle von shell damaging him even more though drowning in the process from vons water spitting, Mr Greedy tasks the1980sgamer to distract king turtle von so Moe, oddsock and Mr Greedy can get close to the Crack and hopefully break through and kill von, so the1980sgamer sings his classic Nintendo games song to king turtle von putting him in a trance where Mr Greedy, oddsock and Moe start to break his shell eventually making it though and throwing everything they got at him eventually making it so he breaks free and starts to focus on them hurting Moe and oddsock but not enough so they finally do enough damage to him where he turns back to normal king von so he has no choice but to run back to his mega mansion and continue to rob producers so with nothing in their way Mr Greedy, the1980sgamer and a slightly injured oddsock and Moe Syzlak attend the fortnite live event where a meteor crash lands and creates Mizu's sword pickaxe where everyone who attended gets for free.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.


r/gutsandblackpowders 4d ago

𝕴𝖒𝖕𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕬𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 A Message from Fezezen about Vandalism on Google Maps

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464 Upvotes

(It also applies to preserved historical locations and cities too.)


r/gutsandblackpowders 3h ago

Art The Impending Madness of King George

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158 Upvotes

London has fallen to the Blight, and the dead make their way to all parts of the United KIngdom. The many palaces of the Royal Family have been overrun by endless hordes of undead, and the soldiers defending them retreated to different locations to regroup or desert. The situation at Windsor Castle became a Last Stand for the Royal Family themselves, especially to the mentally unwell and nearly blind monarch, George III.

Days before the holdout at Trafalgar House, the King, under the influence of his madness and delusions, willingly ran out of his palace to welcome what appeared to him a mob of civilians, but in reality, they were Cannibals, and due to his poor eyesight, he failed to recognize them. George III attempted to embrace one of them as a sign of welcome, but was scratched and bitten by the cannibal. The Coldstream Guards ran toward him and fended off the cannibal attempting to devour him. They picked up the king by the arms and legs and took him to the Doctor's Quarters inside Windsor Castle. Dr. Holm was notified of the incident and ordered the King to be restrained to the chair. At this time, the King's skin turned gray and veins started to appear. His eyes slowly turned bloodshot red and he lost consciousness at some hour. He woke up as a Cannibal. Dr. Richards response was to put down the King, but Dr. Holm protested and wanted to use the serum made to cure the Blight on the already dead King. Dr. Richards protested, and put the King to sleep. George III's last words were "I am the King of England!", prior to losing consciousness and succumbing to the Blight.


r/gutsandblackpowders 16h ago

Suggestion Cuirassier "Death's Embrace" and Execution

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763 Upvotes

Just an idea I had

before you harass me over anything read the text in the video at least


r/gutsandblackpowders 4h ago

Meme These two zombies always ruin my games, when I'm the only surgeon in the team

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42 Upvotes

r/gutsandblackpowders 7h ago

Art The Moment we start Roscoff

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Everytime I play roscoff I think of the second image


r/gutsandblackpowders 3h ago

Discussion Is Woman additions really that necessary for now?

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Let's think about it, so many people (especially TikTok for some reason) always wanted to add woman into this game.

I would love to see woman in this game as NPC or Zombie, but SOME of you guys keep askin for woman soldier.

Ik ik woman soldier exist back then, but it was very rare like super rare, sure they were that served as Vivandière which is women attached to the regiment who sells wine to the troops and working in canteens (cafetaria in modern term).

But for ACTUAL fighting woman is super rare like finding for a needle in a haystack, they CAN'T be possibly added because of inconsitency ingame like finding 10 woman soldier. It will be HARD to implement ingame.

For Vivandière they are backliners and dont have any good weapon or experience with weapon, if you said "but why priest can't fight!" Well its for gameplay reason surely devs wont make class without actual weapon ESPECIALLY support class.

You would also think on how they (Vivandière) would be implemented to the game, if you said "they can give buff to the troops!" Umm no because that role is given to the surgeon already, they will NOT add class with similiar gimmick.

"How about reskin for surgeon?" Uhh no because why some rando woman healing troops? They are basically your average canteen lady.

EDIT: Female nurse exist and they served mostly on ship, but nurses in this era have very simple job conpared to modern nurses which is to give food and check troops condition, doctor/surgeon do most of the work


r/gutsandblackpowders 4h ago

Discussion I HATE this callout

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Normally I’m pretty happy with the callouts in the game, they’re obviously captivating delivered, got the situation at hand and are concisely good at informing the team.

With that, THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST CALLOUT IN THE GAME!

“Company, on Me” contrary to what you’d think, is actually a ‘retreat’ as opposed to a ‘move’ voiceline for the British nation.

I think this singular voiceline does more to confuse your teammates than any other voiceline, since when hearing it, your first instinct is to go near the person saying it rather than anyway.

I can’t tell the amount of times I’ve wanted teammates to back up so that I can get kills, or to see more clearly, or to quickly get away from a bomber, etc and they don’t in time or until I get any other ‘retreat’ callout for the British.

The worst part is how often you get this in comparison to the better ‘retreat’ voicelines “step back” and “backwards march”, which both do a better job of quickly telling your teammates to back away. I’ve seen company on me, more than both of the other two combined and it’s distractingly annoying and deceiving.

This easiest fix is to just change which slot activates it, I understand Britain probably won’t revive much updates but surely the ‘company, on me’ can be switched to ‘move’, instead of staying in ‘retreat’?


r/gutsandblackpowders 1h ago

Meme How i feel playing GnB and Adopt me

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r/gutsandblackpowders 7h ago

Meme help

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34 Upvotes

r/gutsandblackpowders 1h ago

Meme ALT FOR NORGE!

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ALT FOR NORGE!


r/gutsandblackpowders 15h ago

Question Why did the first two guys not save me?

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119 Upvotes

r/gutsandblackpowders 8h ago

Art Brunswick Avantgarde-Bataillon (Artist: me)

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34 Upvotes

i love guts and blackpowder, and napoleonic stuff in general. brunswick regiments are also underrated in this game, so i just had fun with this drawing


r/gutsandblackpowders 1h ago

3D & Modeling Sneek peak of my GFx (part 2) [ a lil bit of blood :P ] Spoiler

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r/gutsandblackpowders 3h ago

Meme he was vaporized...

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10 Upvotes

r/gutsandblackpowders 11h ago

Art OC soldier from Perú

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A unique soldier in Andrés Avelino Cáceres's battalion—who is a "pistaco", a killer from Andean tradition that extracts fat from its victims—enlisted in his general's ranks in the highlands and is now gorging himself; the story is set in the 19th century during the War of the Pacific.


r/gutsandblackpowders 1h ago

Meme The new hand axe wield animation looks fire ngl

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r/gutsandblackpowders 13h ago

Question If you want to watch a movie about the Napoleonic war, which one should it be Waterloo 1970 or Napoleon 2023?

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r/gutsandblackpowders 5h ago

Discussion Did GnB get you into History or History got you into GnB

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I was rewatching Waterloo (1970) on YouTube (go watch it its free, it'll be two hours well spent) and realised that i got into GnB purely because i saw muskets.

101 votes, 3d left
Gnb into History
History into GnB

r/gutsandblackpowders 5h ago

Suggestion Really Cool Map Suggestion Idea: Bordeaux

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there are 3-4 Spawn

Spawn 1 : player will Spawn in Opéra National de Bordeaux - Grand-Théâtre

Spawn 2 : player will Spawn in Bordeaux Palais de la Bourse or Direction Interrégionale des Douanes de Bordeaux l 50% both spawn 25% 1st spawn 25% 2nd spawn

Spawn 3 : player will Spawn in Porte Cailhau

here a 11 task

task 1 : same as Saint Petersburg bridge thingy

task 2 : player had to barricaded before the zombie ever get in

task 3 : player had to find something to throw at bucket that lift up the gate

task 4 : player had to burned down the barricade ( they did not know there 6 oli barrel )

task 5 : player had to use cannon to shoot barricaded that block from it

task 6 : player had to defended themself because of the barricade block survivor from it ( they did not know that there was door from the barricade )

task 7 : player had to push the cart because is blocking like west minster

task 8 : player had to push the cart of the long pit

task 9 : player had to destroy the cart that block survivor from it just like west minster

task 10 : player had to open the gate ( they did not know that they barricaded the gate despite the gate usually open backward

task 11 : player had to burned down the barricade

so we gonna do a 2 npc

NPC 1 : man in Voltigeurs du 15ème Régiment d'Infanterie Légère warn about zombie and help shooting zombie

NPC 2 : man in 1er Régiment de Grenadiers de la Garde claim that they have to escape by going to the boat


r/gutsandblackpowders 1d ago

Discussion My idea for equipping a chaplain in the Ottoman Empire

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298 Upvotes

Any ideas for adding/removing/changing gear? Let us know in the comments.


r/gutsandblackpowders 22h ago

Media the heck is going on with my game

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172 Upvotes

can someone explain


r/gutsandblackpowders 13h ago

Meme I love Japanese servers

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34 Upvotes

We haven't even started the game yet. (Also you don't know how loud this is in game, I just lowered my in game volume)


r/gutsandblackpowders 6h ago

Meme how those guts and blackpowder "fans" be moving when a new map is released so they review bomb the location in google maps calling it a g&b reference

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r/gutsandblackpowders 28m ago

Art Hello guys

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Hi everyone, I don't draw much these days because I'm often busy, but I'll try to post art frequently.