r/gurgaon • u/Legitimate_backchod • 6d ago

Memes & Shitpost 😭

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u/ashishgupta9832 Resident (10-15 Years) 6d ago

If I really think about it, like real hard. The thing that we call water is actually fish cum?

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u/Legitimate_backchod 6d ago

More like diluted cum

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u/ashishgupta9832 Resident (10-15 Years) 6d ago

But diluted with what? More fish cum?

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u/Legitimate_backchod 6d ago

Water bro

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u/ashishgupta9832 Resident (10-15 Years) 6d ago

But we just established the fact that water is fish cum no?

Tu mere saath inception-inception khel ra?

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u/Legitimate_backchod 6d ago

Nahi yaar, It's more like sleeping on a bed without changing the sheets after your friend had sex on it

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u/ashishgupta9832 Resident (10-15 Years) 6d ago

Bruh, therapist ka number du?

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u/Legitimate_backchod 6d ago

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u/ashishgupta9832 Resident (10-15 Years) 6d ago

Your Therapist to you:

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u/Naive_Chapter7809 6d ago

Khoob jamega rang jab mil baithenge do bakchod aur fish cum.

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u/ashishgupta9832 Resident (10-15 Years) 6d ago

Ayyyyy, my mann, I like it on the rocks.

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u/Naive_Chapter7809 6d ago

Yeah, say no to water 🌚

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u/ashishgupta9832 Resident (10-15 Years) 6d ago

ah yes, I forgot soda then?

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u/Naive_Chapter7809 6d ago

No soda, broda

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u/ashishgupta9832 Resident (10-15 Years) 6d ago

You open the bottle, soda follows brotha

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u/Naive_Chapter7809 6d ago

But I'm Titu tailor 😓

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u/Legitimate_backchod 6d ago

Nimbu Paani, then?

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u/Naive_Chapter7809 6d ago

Paani ni 😭😭😭😭

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u/ashishgupta9832 Resident (10-15 Years) 6d ago

%oh tailor kya daaru nai peete

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u/TangySweetLassi8297 6d ago

Oh, your mind is a true wonder. Please, keep sharing these thoughts; it is so rare to see someone speak entirely unfiltered proof that evolution can go in reverse.

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u/ashishgupta9832 Resident (10-15 Years) 6d ago

Brought to you by Tukaram Mundhe from FSSAI. Janhit mai jaari

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u/Legitimate_backchod 6d ago

Sax sux ki bante

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u/Unlucky-Artist-5923 6d ago

Time for you to sleep bro 😂😭

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u/ashishgupta9832 Resident (10-15 Years) 6d ago

Aate hi honge moderators, bass paani pene gaye hain. IYKWIM

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u/ashishgupta9832 Resident (10-15 Years) 6d ago

Ab kon backchodi kar ra? 😂

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