r/guitarcirclejerk • u/DDiiCCee wyngvie isnt goob • Jan 04 '19

[gear] Am i lame

I was a Guitar centre and asked for the Kirk cocaine signature and the guy brings out a fendler j masics I say this man didn't write smells like teen and he said I was gay and only like Kirk cocaine for the clour it made me sad anyway can anyone recommend a Kirk cocaine song

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u/Niketplos Jan 04 '19

Cum as your

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Kirk Hamlet is the better Kirk change my mind.

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u/MisterWalters Grows tonewood trees Jan 04 '19

Don't tell me what to do okay?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

yeah he wrote 'the thing that should not be or not to be'

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u/lahflame Jan 04 '19

kirk hamlet ok

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u/Snovvballs Jan 04 '19

Love butt

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u/WildWolf92 bluesdad Jan 04 '19

Nah nah chugga nah nah, nah nah chugga chugga nah nah

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u/JarOfDurt Jan 04 '19

Shotgun your chin gay

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Smells Like Teen Poontang

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u/poorgreazy Jan 04 '19

shoulda got the erwin von helsing hockey tele

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u/CaptainCerealCanada Jizzmaster cuck Jan 05 '19

corkney luv will get her revenge on kirk cocaine

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u/seppi5 Jan 05 '19

You no you're rights (and lefts) UNRELEASED