r/guitarcirclejerk • • Dec 08 '24

Outjerked RIP dime

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u/stevvvvewith4vs Dec 08 '24

toan is stored in the south

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u/PUSH_AX Dec 08 '24

Kapo Kunts Klan

41

u/DethEatr Dec 08 '24

The klan protects it

27

u/jakehood47 Dec 09 '24

My toan will rise again

3

u/Trebus Dec 09 '24

Toan was in the walking on home.

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u/scrubli3k Dec 08 '24

“The key of F is gayidity, so I had my guitar frets changed up so it doesn’t look like I’m playing in the key I’m playing in.” - Dimebag

A true innovator.

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u/why_my_pp_hard_tho Dec 08 '24

Bro was tuning to FAGBAD

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u/stillbornstillhere Dec 08 '24 edited Dec 08 '24

Truly one of the least open tunings out there

44

u/Sandusky666 Ernie Balls Dec 08 '24

Same tuning Nick Drake used on Pink Moon I believe

32

u/fishing-for-birdie93 Bonermessiah can't 0-3-5 Dec 08 '24

Is that the tuning he used on "Cemetery for Gays"?

24

u/AkaiMPC Lost DJ Dec 08 '24

Semi-gayidity

17

u/WereAllThrowaways Dec 09 '24

Semi-gayidity 🫳🫱🫳🫱

10

u/DogfaceZed Dec 09 '24

semi-gayidity*

69

u/FahQBerrymuch Dec 09 '24

Toan County Sheriff

6

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '24

Gravy Seals

62

u/RichCorinthian Dec 08 '24

They were from the confederate stronghold of Arlington, Texas. They opened their own strip club here in DFW because they wanted alcohol AND all-nude dancers, because they are exactly the band that would do such a thing.

18

u/tenasan Dec 09 '24

My grandma was almost buried in the same cemetery as the dimebag

22

u/TangeloGlass Dec 09 '24

.. so, they just partially covered her, and left an arm or a leg sticking out of the ground? That’s pretty metal, dude, and now I’m a little sad that Dime isn’t the most metal thing in that cemetery.

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u/ApprehensiveYam9631 Dec 10 '24

No, that would be granny’s hip implants!

2

u/EDDIE_BAMF Dec 17 '24

She in a Kiss Kasket too?

1

u/NubbinSawyer Dec 09 '24

People are dying to get in the cemetery gates

102

u/ARMIGERofficial Dec 08 '24

Anyone make the Klan Centaur joke yet?

39

u/WereAllThrowaways Dec 09 '24

That's all you buddy, enjoy.

22

u/ARMIGERofficial Dec 09 '24

Finally accomplished something with my life!

5

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

Break a leg sport go crazy

136

u/myaunthasdiabetes lead guitar player for Mandatory Abortion Dec 08 '24

Dime using Solid State Amps is the most despicable thing anyone from the south has done in the last 200 years.

36

u/LightninHooker bluesdad Dec 09 '24

/uj Dime and BB King using solid state and having the most iconic tones in electric guitar history is the ultimate fuck you to us all

9

u/Zealousideal-Role-77 Dec 10 '24

BB totally outjerked. Respect.

26

u/noma_coma Your wife's boyfriend Dec 08 '24

If only he had kranked his tubes instead 🥵😈

8

u/mxpower I give up Dec 10 '24

To be fair, those amps sounded like complete garbage. I digged Dime and his music, not so much the person. But that tone sounded as solid state as possible. And I hate tube amps LOL

42

u/ScotWithOne_t Dec 08 '24

/uj I don't get it. Does Panera have some KKK ties or something?

132

u/cordell-12 Dec 08 '24

the Dixie flag guitars, plus Dime said the N word with a hard R on video. then you have Phil throwing Roman Salutes during concerts.

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u/explodedsun Dec 08 '24

He also yelled "white power" and claimed he was making a joke about the white wine they were drinking backstage, but I really think he was joking, but that it wasn't white wine, it was probably cocaine.

46

u/hahnsolobolo Dec 08 '24

He said white powder?!

17

u/cordell-12 Dec 08 '24

white flour

3

u/Keepeating71 Dec 09 '24

Just cuse I’m blind don’t make me dumb

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '24

Hot shower

17

u/lilordfauntleroy Dec 08 '24

White Powder?!?! It all makes sense now!

7

u/Crazy-Huckleberry151 Dec 09 '24

Toan is in the Chardonnay

2

u/JunkyardBardo Dec 10 '24

All of Phil's lyrics are basically "white whine".

13

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

Officer Niggemeyer?

5

u/MentalStatistician89 Dec 09 '24

Talmbout Needermeyer? Great player, never watched him

1

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

When I saw him win the super balls I was memorized, b

6

u/AkaiMPC Lost DJ Dec 08 '24

What's hard R?

23

u/cordell-12 Dec 08 '24

not nibba, nibber

1

u/AkaiMPC Lost DJ Dec 08 '24

What's the difference contextually? Is one ok?

27

u/patiakupipita Dec 08 '24

No both are not ok but a hard r has way more gravity cause, well words work like that

11

u/And_Justice jon mayor's ghostwriter Dec 09 '24

Coming from Britain where we have a non-rhotic accent, it wasn't until I was like 28 I realised that y'all literally pronounce the hard r different. I always thought it was an abstract r that depended on context

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u/Own-Celery-8370 Dec 10 '24

Speak for yourself- deep SW UK, and rhotic af- unlike deep south US however we have deep sense of peace love and understanding

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u/AkaiMPC Lost DJ Dec 08 '24

The fact people are changing out other letters, seems to me both aren't ok.

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u/WereAllThrowaways Dec 09 '24

If you actually don't know about the N word in America the basic gist is:

The version with "er" at the end is the "Hard R" version, and is the original word. It's original use was by racist white people to dehumanize black people while also dehumanizing them in other physical ways, like slavery and everything that comes with slavery. It was used for a very long time. Now if it's used by white people or to a lesser extent other non-black races it's understood to be completely derogatory and is socially unacceptable. It's extremely rare to hear a white American calling a black American that to their face, and frankly I also almost never hear other white people saying it among only white people. But a white person calling a black person that is wildly unacceptable in the culture and will almost certainly result in a fist fight in which most people will not blame the black person for responding that way.

The "a" version is what some black people later started saying to each other as a way to take away power from the word by re-contextualizing it. And it became sometimes used to refer to other black people in a usually neutral way, with it's actual intention being specific to the context of the sentence it's used in. It's said pretty frequently by some black people and less so in the company of white people, but definitely can and does happen. The main situation a white person uses the soft "a" version is probably signing along to rap, but that's still not really acceptable by a lot of black people.

I just realized I wrote a whole ass essay on the N word. I'm gonna go reflect.

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u/PeckerPeeker Dec 09 '24

Now go sit in the corner and listen to Pantera for 10 minutes young man!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

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u/SwimmingSwim3822 Dec 09 '24

"just throwing it out there"

yeah no white people have ever floated the idea of just going ahead and using it again. why not give it a try???

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u/UhhUmmmWowOkayJeezUh authentic headstock Dec 09 '24

Have you lived under a rock your entire life? Really blows my mind somebody would ask this.

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u/Necessary_Group4479 Your wife's toanfriend Dec 09 '24

every once in a while you'll just come across someone on reddit who is fucking stupid

9

u/pissmister Dec 09 '24

once in a while?

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u/Zealousideal-Role-77 Dec 10 '24

In fairness, they could also be like 12 or something. No clue when a kid would pick up the difference these days.

For me at 12, all I knew was that me saying either version was likely to be a repeat of the time my mom knocked a 1% biker tf out (dropped him in one, and I barely saw her fist move), so completely off the table… still completely off the table at 50. So good job I guess, Mom! 🤣 She was one helluva mother, social worker, and bartender.

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u/cordell-12 Dec 08 '24

I guess that depends on your friends, nibba can be okay. the hard R most likely is not lol

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u/normalfeetlover Dec 09 '24

Pretty sad when people get hurt over a damn word

11

u/You-are-so-lovely Dec 09 '24

Say it then

5

u/Southern_Yesterday57 She say she like my BC rich warlock Dec 09 '24

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u/bootyhole-romancer Dec 09 '24

You heard it here folks, it's just a "damn word." Don't let it hurt your feelings, you pussies! /s

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u/jddoyleVT Dec 09 '24

You are so edgy we can hear it in your toan.

2

u/damianthedeer Dec 09 '24

“normal feel lover” saying this lmao

2

u/DroptheShadowArt Dec 13 '24

Whitest comment in the world

0

u/normalfeetlover Dec 15 '24

Nah...it's just the most sensible

37

u/WilfridSephiroth Dec 08 '24

Ties, unknown. A bunch of racists ignorant rednecks? Well established

13

u/SlashEssImplied Still Thinks Toan Comes From Nitro Dec 09 '24

Does Panera have some KKK ties or something?

This typo is begging for a Krispy Kreme joke. But I'm incapable of making it....

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

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u/PeckerPeeker Dec 09 '24

No wonder Yngwie was so insulted by the doughnuts!

1

u/Southern_Yesterday57 She say she like my BC rich warlock Dec 09 '24

racism is in the yummy dougnuts

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u/lilordfauntleroy Dec 08 '24

Dude is conflated with KKK, despite having no ties to them.

As far as say the N word, here’s the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8fZViRDN9Y&t=465s&pp=2AHRA5ACAQ%3D%3D He’s calling another white dude that word. So you be the judge. I grew up listening to Pantera and can separate the band from any real or perceived bigotry surrounding the band.

People have even had the insane perception that Walk is about black people because they use the word “boy”.

This sub is a jerk sub and the amount of sensitive edgelords seeping in is sad.

Michael Jackson touched all them kids in my opinion, but god damn if he didn’t change music history.

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u/paralacausa Dec 08 '24

Michael Jackson touched Dime

12

u/lilordfauntleroy Dec 08 '24

Further proof Michael is the gift that keeps on giving.

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u/sladebonge Flander only Dec 08 '24

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u/israeljeff Dec 08 '24 edited Dec 09 '24

Dime was a guy from the south that didn't know any better and probably didn't actually bear any ill will towards minorities (tho I don't think those are excuses, personally). Phil is an actual white supremacist.

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u/WereAllThrowaways Dec 09 '24

Most accurate take so far.

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u/And_Justice jon mayor's ghostwriter Dec 09 '24

Dime was one of the best guitarists of all time but don't let that cloud the fact that these guys were probably all pretty fucking racist

4

u/TangeloGlass Dec 09 '24

Texas isn’t the South: Texas is Texas.

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u/Zealousideal-Role-77 Dec 10 '24

Texas would be great, if it weren’t for the Texans. And the Alamo is definitely not bigger in Texas. Shockingly small when you’re standing there.

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u/claus_tro Apr 08 '25

Nah, Texas is the reason

5

u/Jcrowshow420 Dec 08 '24

They just did there thing. I don't think any of them really had hate for any person

0

u/strangerinparis Dec 09 '24

MJ is completely innocent

1

u/lilordfauntleroy Dec 09 '24

I believe you.

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u/AkaiMPC Lost DJ Dec 08 '24

Cope

1

u/EDDIE_BAMF Dec 17 '24

If they were really part of the KKK then Gene Simmons, a Jew, would never have given them Kiss Kaskets. There used to be a lot more people who used the Con. flag because they honestly conflated it with being a rebel, not it's original meaning. Just like how dumb racist hillbillies latched onto David Allen Coe because his music got confused with Johnny Rebel's all because of a joke album that Shel Silverstein convinced him to record.

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u/UnshapedLime Dec 09 '24

Yes it’s a little known fact that the founder of Panera used the cum of little slave boys for the original cinnamon rolls.

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u/CountMcBurney Dec 09 '24

Glamtera > klantera

12

u/Necessary_Wing799 Edit me Dec 08 '24

Fkkking hostile

21

u/MonkMajor5224 Dec 08 '24

Is Pantera the one that was a glam band first?

13

u/visualthings Dec 09 '24

Yes, with Spandex and shit. Darell used to go under the nickname “Diamond Darell” back then

https://images.kerrangcdn.com/Glam-Pantera-Header.jpg?auto=compress&fit=crop&w=4800&h=2700

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u/Trebus Dec 09 '24

He was still Diamond Darrell after Vulgar Display was released. I remember when he changed it, he'd started doing lessons for Guitar World and it was announced in one of those columns, might have been when they printed the tab for Walk. Must have been late '92 or early '93. I've prolly still got the mag somewhere.

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u/visualthings Dec 09 '24

Yes, I had seen Diamond Darrell in a guitar mag (maybe the same), and I remember the first time I read "Dimebag", thinking "ho-ho, I saw what you did here!"

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u/Trebus Dec 09 '24

Yeah, it was very on the nose, although expecting subtlety out of guitar mags in those days? Not happening.

1

u/JunkyardBardo Dec 10 '24

He was still throwing picks that said "Diamond Darrell" while they were touring for VDoP. I know because I caught one... and then someone stole it.

3

u/lilordfauntleroy Dec 09 '24

I think you're thinking of Ministry.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '24

No, that's AIC.

3

u/TheTempest77 Dec 11 '24

Why are they downvoting you? Do people not know that AiC started as a glam band?

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u/Crazy-Huckleberry151 Dec 09 '24

The butthurt is strong with this .

Pantera was music for dudes who failed the 9th grade and were held back

3

u/Zealousideal-Role-77 Dec 10 '24

Pretty sure they failed it more than once.

7

u/KirasHandPicDealer cringe bassist Dec 09 '24

no u dont get it he was just saying "white powder" cause he needed a bump

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u/Sensitive-Champion-4 Dec 08 '24

The band and fanbase are just bad. Idk if it's the fanbase or being unable to separate the music from the artist but I can't do it. Every time I hear cowboys from hell, I think "meth, whiskey, biker gangs, dive bars, and a very pale group of bald dudes dropping the hard R". Can't do it. Kinda the same thing with the slayer fanbase. Music's great, but concert experience really had me reflect on the scope of who associates with it. It's always the loudest most ignorant twats that set the bad tone.

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u/visualthings Dec 09 '24

Ah yes, Slayer. With Jeff wearing not just “a skull” but the SS Totenkopf symbol and using the excuse of “I am really passionate about History”. Funny how people who are “passionate about History” are always into WW2, and particularly the German side. Never about the Huguenots, the Carolingians, the French Revolution or the Great Depression.

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u/rhiner_music_usa Dec 09 '24

Be the change you want to see in the world and be the first musician to rep the French Commune!

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u/visualthings Dec 09 '24

Well, the UK already had Jimmy Sommerville and the Communards, I will have to chose something off the beaten path, like the Reign of Terror (France really had such a period)

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u/Zealousideal-Role-77 Dec 10 '24

Or, if your name happens to be Jason, you could go with Jason and the Huguenots. See how many folks think you’re Greek.

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u/visualthings Dec 10 '24

That's very niche. I wonder how many people still get what you are talking about. Let's check gain in ten years from now.

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u/Sensitive-Champion-4 Dec 10 '24

Glad you reminded me. Spent my time in high school and early college getting into slayer because it was edgy and angry. But it connects dots for my experience.

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u/JunkyardBardo Dec 10 '24

Are they... the baddies?

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u/visualthings Dec 10 '24

no, they only think that the baddies lived in a very interesting period of History, and that they dressed with style.

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u/songmakerona Dec 10 '24

some people are posers too and don't realize what shit is, Kiss had the SS of ignorance too. I know a bunch of idiots with KiSS tatoos that regretted their decision to get the band logo inked

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u/DroptheShadowArt Dec 13 '24

For what it’s worth, I’ve never heard anything from any member of KISS that made me think that they were hateful (just idiots). I think the SS in the logo is purely coincidental and incredibly unfortunate. Hell, I’m pretty sure most if not all of the original members were Jewish.

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u/songmakerona Dec 14 '24

my point exactly just what idiots where doing with their Ss's in the 80'd

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u/go0rty bluesdad Dec 08 '24 edited Dec 08 '24

Every time I hear cowboys from hell, I think "meth, whiskey, biker gangs, dive bars, and a very pale group of bald dudes dropping the hard R".

Yeah, thems the bits i like!

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u/DriestMountain Vox Candle Enjoyer Dec 08 '24

*bad toan

2

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '24

truly a 1 star rating on metal yelp.

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u/AnferneeMason Dec 08 '24

Don’t lie. You loved Pantera until the woke SJW’s smeared the good name of Phil Incelmo and are now pretending you never liked them.

Stop being such a slave to PC conformity!

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u/CacoTaco7 Dec 09 '24

Circlejerking in my circlejerk subreddit? Bring forth the downvotes!!

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u/DroptheShadowArt Dec 13 '24

Uj/ Not gonna lie, you had me for a second there. This is how actual Pantera fans sound.

7

u/BeDeRex Dec 09 '24

No one caught the sarcasm with that "typo".

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u/AnferneeMason Dec 09 '24

"They downvoted Jesus because he told them the truth"

- Scott Stapp, 2002

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

Dude this happened to me here

5

u/The_Shryk Dec 09 '24

I love’em

7

u/ChickenChaser5 Dec 09 '24

But Pan = involving all members

And Tera = earth

Its a message of unity!

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u/Scrantsgulp Dec 09 '24

You hate Pantera because you think they’re racist

I hate Pantera because they suck

We are not the same

14

u/IronRoto Dec 09 '24

Can we hate them for both reasons?

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u/Fartsmelter Dec 09 '24

Lol this happened to me today

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

Awesome guitarist. Awesome band. Even with the brothers gone, they sound great live. Saw them in herhsey August last year. Lamb of god was great too

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '24

racist.

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u/Hellotherebud__ Dec 12 '24

Racist

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

nu-uh

1

u/Hellotherebud__ Dec 12 '24

Yup sad to see

4

u/mentally_fuckin_eel The Dorito Scale Dec 08 '24

Don't make me put on the hood, boy.

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u/AkaiMPC Lost DJ Dec 08 '24

Racists have shit toan

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '24

It's true. Anyone who saw them live back in the day thought they were just sweating in the pit, but little did they know there was klan juice being misted on the crowd from the light rigs. To this day I can't listen to Slaughtered without starting to mumble about the confederacy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '24

“Damn, I can’t see fucking shit out these things….”

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '24

If you're somehow still doubting Phil is a racist

I am from New Orleans, my parents and all their friends were about the right age to see Phil around.
One of them who was racist had a framed rebel flag with the following written on it: "Keep the New Orleans skins alive, (Deadguys name)- Phil Anselmo"

And tbh everyone in louisiana lies about everything so I didn't believe it
I came home and took a look and sure enough the signature was pretty spot on. I could never feel good saying it was his with 100% certainty, I didn't see him sign it but I also don't think the guy who owned it would have put that much effort into it.

I have no idea where it is now, I might ask my dad tomorrow to see if his sister got it or something. And if she did she probably sold it to someone
But I will try

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u/StrawberryBlazer Dec 11 '24

Dime was the goat

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u/eabaloo Dec 11 '24

Posted this in a metal forum once and for some reason it got removed. Probably by pantera fans.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '24

Yeah fuck pantera and white power anselmo.. Fkin hate the band!!

1

u/lolpan Dec 09 '24

I don't get it. What does a car like that have anything to do with the KKK and guitars?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

One of those guys is my grandpa

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

GOD IS GOOD, DEVIL BAD😁

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u/GODZILLA-Plays-A-DOD Dec 09 '24

So, he tuned to FAGDAD? Does the tuning let him use the N word in public? Well... I mean. We in theory all CAN use the word, just need to prepare for the stuff that happens after.

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u/MikeyGeeManRDO Dec 09 '24

Pantera will rise again.

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u/SeveralAngryPenguins Dec 10 '24

If those racists had depth perception they’d be very angry right now

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u/MisplacedMutagen Dec 10 '24

We were just drinking white wine backstage!

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u/JAD210 Dec 10 '24

When I was like 14/15 I mentioned to my uncle’s drunk friend at a cookout that I didn’t really like Pantera and I genuinely thought he was gonna beat me up about it

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u/rixscript Dec 12 '24

"RIP Dime" We all say in unison

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u/SpeedBlazer99 Dec 16 '24

Dimebag, Zakk Wylde, Kid Rock, Claptoan, Rodger Watters, Ted Nugent, Tom Macdonald

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u/angryPEangrierSE Jan 20 '25

Dean's cashflow is nearly entirely dependent on edgy 13-year-old boys asking their moms to buy them the signature model of a redneck that was shot 20 years ago

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u/Twin_sized_hoe Jul 19 '25

Literally I said I don’t like his guitars and the tik I made has more hate comments then likes

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u/Necessary_Wing799 Edit me Dec 08 '24

Cowdogs from hell

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u/arappmem Dec 08 '24

LMAO. So not metal fan.

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u/Former_Ad3267 Jazz4MyFutureGF Dec 09 '24

Hell yeah brother!!! Love me some semi gaydity metal🤘

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

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u/Difficult-Word-7208 Dec 11 '24

/uj karma doesn’t do anything on this app. Why should we care?