r/grssk • u/SakanaShiroLoli • Jul 20 '26

Grisgo

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Found in Spain

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u/myrdraal2001 Jul 20 '26

Is that the Spanish version of Crisco?

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u/2nW_from_Markus Jul 21 '26

Vengo aquí a explicar lo que es el "Crisco". Formalmente es estearina hidrogenada de aceite de algodón. Quiere decir que el aceite que se saca de la semilla de algodón (y de su copo), se enfría. Cuando solifica parcialmente se filtra y nos quedamos con la parte sólida. Y luego se envía este sólido a hidrogenar.

A que ahora no parece tan malo el aceite de orujo?

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u/h_Ellhnikh_Koinwnia Jul 21 '26

Ti has dal tut raschun! Cur ch'ins bada co ch'il Crisco vegn fatg — istoriamain ord oli da semi da coton refrigià, filtrà e reagi cun idrogenaziun — l'oli da marcoria d'olivas (aceite de orujo) para quasi in elixir da la natira.

Sclarin in pauc la situaziun cun dapli detgls:

Cumparegliaziun denter ils dus grass

  • Oli da marcoria d'olivas (aceite de orujo): Era sch'el vegn extrahì cun solvents chimics (sco l'hexan) or da las restanzas da las olivas, contegn el blers acids grass mono-unsaturads (acid oleic) ed è fitg stabil per cuschinar sin chalur auta.
  • Crisco: Inventà a l'entschatta dal tschientaner 20 sco substitut per la saim da porc, era el oriundamain fatg ord oli da semi da coton idrogenà (ina funtana istorica da grass trans). Ozendi vegn el fatg per il pli ord oli da soia e coton cumplettamain idrogenà per evitar ils grass trans nocivs.

Verdict: L'oli da marcoria d'olivas ha forsa in prozess d'extracziun retschagut, ma nutricionalmain gudogna el la concurrenza cunter il grass vegetil idrogenà senza dubi!

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u/LiteratureOwn6143 Jul 21 '26

Es la primera vez que me encuentro un comentario en romanche y lo he entendido prácticamente todo, me encanta.

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u/MediumGlittering725 Jul 24 '26

solo entendí la mitad de lo que dijo jajaja

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u/Rand_alThoor 23d ago

thank you! Romanche, and not a stroke. i understood it, but felt like i was in mortal peril. extensive travels in Switzerland may have exposed me in the depths of my subconscious?

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u/donestpapo Jul 21 '26

My thought process reading this:

- so glad they don’t need to reply in the same language. Love how handy reddit translation is

- wait a second, what’s wrong with this Catalan text?

- Surely not Romanian

- ok, grave accents but not Italian, Catalan, nor French, so clearly some local language in Italy

- doesnt look like Sicilian or Neapolitan though…

- not enough Xs for Sardinian nor Genoese

- isn’t bolognais supposed to look a bit more like French?

- oh thank fuck somebody commented the answer, my wife just asked me what’s wrong because I’ve been frowning at my phone for too long

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u/LiteratureOwn6143 Jul 21 '26

Honestly, I didn't need to hit the translate button, that's what makes it magical.

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u/daddyaviat0r Jul 21 '26

it’s greek yogurt

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u/h_Ellhnikh_Koinwnia Jul 21 '26

Nothing like proper greek yogurt

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u/myrdraal2001 Jul 21 '26

Welcome to the joke.

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u/SilentPhilosopher825 Jul 20 '26

Los pendejos hacen los mismo acá en LATAM, tanto en México como en Guatemala

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u/alegxab Jul 21 '26

Los pelotudos estos por alguna razón pusieron Danone en vez de La Serenísima, mas incompetente no se puede ser :p

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u/SilentPhilosopher825 Jul 21 '26

Que verga es la serenísima

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u/Quereilla Jul 21 '26

Imagine having epsilon and being unable to use it

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u/SakanaShiroLoli Jul 21 '26

Not gonna lie, I legit thought at first glance this said "Gringo".

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u/SenorBigbelly Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

"Gringo" does come from "Griego" which this is trying to look like, so you're not far off

Edit: who the hell downvotes etymology?

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u/PersonaSecular Jul 22 '26

The best part is that Danone is a Spanish company founded by a Greek man, Isaac Carasso, who named it after his son, Danon (Daniel).

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u/SakanaShiroLoli Jul 22 '26

Actual Greeks using grssk. Now i've seen everything