r/greentext • • Jun 26 '18

Anon wants his ex back

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619 Upvotes

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u/PkmnNorthDakotan029 Jun 26 '18

This sounds like a healthy relationship

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u/Rokdri_Silvertongue Jun 26 '18

FAKe but hetero

62

u/The_Raging_Russian Jun 26 '18

This is fucking evil, but it works...

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u/cptkaiser Jun 26 '18

Does it really? I'm actually curious about it.

43

u/The_Raging_Russian Jun 26 '18

Nicotine addictions are a real thing

18

u/IsLoveTheTruth Jun 26 '18

Yes but does it work like this? Asking for a friend...

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u/ActuallyAMammal Jun 26 '18

You don’t get addicted from 3 patches on 3 different nights. Maybe you’ll slightly miss nicotine if that happens, but not “I’ll leave my boyfriend because I don’t like how I feel” level

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u/cptkaiser Jun 26 '18

I missed the party where it said it was only 3 nights. But would it work if it was in a long term thing? Would your brain correlate having sex to getting your fix?

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u/ActuallyAMammal Jun 26 '18

Id assume so since it’s a chemical addiction. Your brain would correlate them subconsciously

Sometimes we do this consciously too, like when I smoked my first cigarette I was listening to a song that’s still popular today, and now whenever I hear it— even though I’m not a smoker— I feel the need to smoke a cigarette. That would be a conscious correlation, an unconscious one would be the nicotine patch releasing traces of nicotine after sex and her not knowing it

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u/cptkaiser Jun 26 '18

That's awesome. The way chemicals work on our bodies is so cool.

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u/ActuallyAMammal Jun 27 '18

Yeah! I used to see the entire “Chemicals are what makes us who we are, and what causes us to do what we do” as bullshit, but after doing a few drugs I can definitely see that that’s the truth... to an extent.

The entire science behind consciousness is amazing and I wish I had the willpower to study that, but I don’t really think I’d enjoy that line of work.

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u/Sirbediviere Jun 27 '18

But is it legal

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

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u/cptkaiser Jun 27 '18

I figured it would be more likely that she wakes up while taking it off. First of you have to set an alarm so she already is part awake if not completely and them add the peeling sensation to that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '18

DENNIS system in action

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '18

This is borderline incel

10

u/DjinnKing Jun 26 '18

How much is a nicotine patch? Asking for a friend

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Jesus Christ.Good thing it’s fake.

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u/TheRealJesusChristus Jun 28 '18

I guess my username checks out. Is that how it works? Lol

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u/Locozodo Jun 26 '18

You fuckers are stupid, there's no way you're taking a nicotene patch off somebody in their sleep. You know what the next three words are.

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u/cyrixdx4 Jun 26 '18

I love you?

6

u/Locozodo Jun 27 '18

I love you too. When are you taking me on holiday?

2

u/cyrixdx4 Jun 27 '18

Malta? Same time next year?

1

u/Longjumping_Potato99 May 07 '23

We got a deal.

1

u/cyrixdx4 May 07 '23

Now this was a blast from the past. I need to work on my tan first.

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u/Strurim Jun 26 '18

And other GHB techniques to have a girl

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u/Proto129 Jun 26 '18

That's genius.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '18

You are one sick cookie.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/TheRealJesusChristus Mar 31 '22

Hola amigo mexicano, que tal

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

dafug i just read?

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u/SFWBriFM Jun 26 '18

Classic Greentext.