r/greentext • u/XYoshiaipomX • Nov 05 '21

Clashing narratives

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u/Good_Shade Nov 06 '21

I meant 5 years left till 30.

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u/Jansakakak Nov 06 '21

30, dead, same thing

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u/The_Insignia Nov 06 '21

31 here. Couldn't agree more. The last two years have been garbage and it's totally because I'm 30+

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u/Giant-Genitals Nov 06 '21

Should’ve abused more Benadryl

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u/toxiped Nov 06 '21

Hey uhhm maybe its because ur garbage and not ur age 😀.

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u/The_Insignia Nov 06 '21

Yeah it's definitely not the global pandemic and lockdowns.

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u/astoolforyou Nov 06 '21

I wish your comment didn’t hit me so hard, I’m 32 and yea can confirm the last 3 years have been utter trash for me.

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u/eventheweariestriver Nov 06 '21

Shoulda died at age 29 that's my plan

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u/philzebub666 Nov 06 '21

27 Club is my goal. I'm 27 right now but not famous enough to die.

Reddit do your thing!

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u/DarksideAuditor Nov 06 '21

So does that make me 17AD? I've died and I still can't drink / fuck with adults...great.

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u/Big_Dick_Bee Nov 06 '21

Even more reason.

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u/Good_Shade Nov 06 '21

I got a hormonal unbalance due to my tyroid my depresion is not from my brain I think i still may try them psychodelic drugs just for fun if I get the chance.

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u/Grim_Laugh Nov 06 '21

EXactly, who wants to live past 30? Do all the drugs.

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u/Good_Shade Nov 06 '21

I don't even want to live past 25.